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Dude, I didn't get a blowjob during AFF. WTF? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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With the broken ankle elevated to reduce the swelling, I can imagine some interesting angles of attack. You'll have to be gentle, however. , topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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With a sig line like this, you're offended about a little discussion regarding the wonderful essence of womanhood? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Keep it natural. If you ever encounter a 'natural' that doesn't really smell all that appealing, it usually means that something is wrong. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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This woman is in her late twenties, dude... - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Lost And Loved, Than Have Never to Have Loved At All...
seekfun replied to aprilcat's topic in The Bonfire
It is always better to have loved and lost than to never have loved. When we love and lose, we learn two thing: 1. We learn more about what we need out of a relationship 2. We learn more about what others need from us And, hopefully there are more positive things to reflect upon than negative ones. Kelly and I loved and lost. I wouldn't trade the time for anything. My memories of her / us are treasures. But, now, I'm better prepared to find what I need to be happy. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins -
This depends upon the ambient temperature, my dear. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Who wants a housewife anyway? Give me someone who's fun, interesting, playful, and happy. I'll iron my own damn clothes. TTFN, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Brains, Was this meant for me? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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OK, For those following this developing story, I have arrived at Skydive Chicago and just got done jumping the sunset load. Well, a little early sunset load, but, it was the last load of the day in any event. We'll see if Sunshine shows tomorrow and whether she is still willing to hug and make up or if she just tosses the gloves and starts beating my newbie ass into the dirt. I'll let you all know either way. Have a great weekend everyone, and blue skies, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Let's bring this back around to where it started: It's 3:23 I'm heading to SDC Hope to see you there - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Who's a smartass? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I don't remember anyone specifying that said Marine was drunk. And, we didn't suggest the Ka-Bar, but rather, the much gentler pocket knife. OOH RAH! But, in any event, I was using the hypothetical Marine/Pocket Knife/Yam Bag scenario to illustrate an economic principal relating to the removal of half the yams. But, while we're on the subject of yam bags, as a former corpsman...never mind. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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These guys joke about cheating at games, but, it's a bit serious. I was playing Mastermind with my ex-wife once. She went to use the bathroom and I counted how many pegs there were of each color. When she returned and we started the next game, I was able to win in two moves doing some wicked mathematical shit in my head. I was trying to be funny in my own misguided way, but I think the relationship turned at that point. She never trusted me again. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Thank you I used to just stare at the sky Wondering if I should try I thank you my friends For taking me in What a wonderful feeling - to fly "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I don't know...If you look at the pics, kansasskydiver spreads his legs more - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Oh, shit. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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It was a cunning spoonerism... I dig it - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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kansasskydiver, Your avatar pic is underexposed... Sorry, had to vote against yours. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Sight I jumped with my sunglasses once Cause goggles just weren't cool enough Here's where you find Without contacts I'm blind So landing it this time was rough ... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I just want to learn. Is that so bad? - topher ... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Mom I like to jump out of the planes My mother, she thinks I'm insane And Mom she knows why We like the blue skies So, she's always praying for rain ... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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sunshine, I'm a terribly difficult person to offend. You'd have to personally attack Mom, Dad, or one of my sisters to really piss me off. I took your comments jokingly. But, we can certainly hug and make up. And, if your ankle allows you to jump, maybe you can throw me out of the plane and mentor this newbie a bit. Hope to see you there... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Skymama has spoken. I am freed from the burden of my gender-confused web palette abuse. However, if sunshine happens to be at SDC tomorrow, we can still Indian Leg Wrestle. Hell, a dude getting his ass kicked by a skydiver chick could be funny for everyone. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Skymama, I hadn't realized I was striking such a nerve. It hadn't been mentioned before today - to me, anyway. But, I have to ask: are you asking me to stop using color as the moderator of this forum, or are you asking me because you're afraid sunshine will lose? If you're asking me as the moderator of this forum, and your intention is to ease the irritation of those who patronize your forum, I will kindly comply. If, however, you are acting as an agent of sunshine's, I can only say that the Indian Leg Wrestle stands. Thank you, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins