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OK - I'm back with another. [#ff00ff] Flight Plan I landed once out in a field 'Fore the farmers had taken their yield The corn, like a wall Stood seven feet tall Thus a case of beer I had to wield [/#] "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why. ~James Thurber "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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happythoughts, You're right. The pink was a bold choice, and unfortunately, one that I made in humor-induced haste. But, I told Sunshine I would post in pink until this issue has been settled, and that I shall do. I'm a man of my pink word. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Brains, I never suggested that I was rich in the gift of wit - in the sense that it applies to possession of intelligence. I merely found humor in your post and had to exercise that part of me which spawned from a few strands of the smart-ass DNA genome. - topher note: I don't have much of the other kinds of wit either. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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EricaH, It doesn't seem fair in multiple ways. A testicle produces immeasurable amounts of sperm. Eggs, on the other hand, are a single unit. Furthermore, it's much more difficult to harvest an egg than a testicle. Hell, a Marine with a pocket knife could harvest a testicle. Therefore, simple supply and demand forces should increase the price of an egg above that of a measly testicle. It's not fair at all... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Semper Fi Brother. Let that nut (testicle for the corpsmen) go. If it loves you, it will cum back. If it's tired of getting caught in your leg strap, it won't cum back, but might net you a cool $150,000. - topher aka 'doc' edited: to add pink. I had promised to post in pink until I won the Indian Leg Wrestling challenge at SDC tomorrow. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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sunshine, I shall submit to an Indian Leg Wrestle challenge for the right to continue posting in blue. Place: Skydive Chicago Date: Tomorrow As a gesture of my willingness to ante my blue-posting tendencies against my Indian Leg Wrestling prowess, I shall leave my blue posts in escrow, posting in pink for the interim. Be there or be square... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Well said. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Really, does no one else have a cheezy skydiving limerick? Pen, paper, and 25 seconds of your time is all it takes to make me giggle. Come on. I'm bored at work and you have the power to make me smile. Please, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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skydiver30960, The quality of a dumpster diving experience is heavily dependent upon who you're dumpster diving with. My cousins and I used to poach the dumpsters behind K-Mart, waiting for them to throw away open toy boxes that had mostly good stuff in them. We got GI Joe guys, toy guns, HotWheels, etc. Well, one day we told one of the guys that we saw the K-Mart folks tossing out toys into the dumpster. Said guy ran to get his friend. Meanwhile, my cousin and I ran to K-Mart and hid behind some tall grass and fences waiting in ambush for the unsuspecting 'friends' to arrive. When they arrived to dive the dumpsters, we threw Lawn Jarts at them. Luckily, we had no skill with the world's most dangerous lawn game and struck no one. End of story. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Brains, I'm sorry, but I can't contain myself. flyangel2 says: In reply, you say: Now, while ostensibly you agree, it's seems aparent to me that you don't. If less is more, why did you use the weak adverb 'very' not once, but twice? And then, why did you capitalize the second for emphasis, which is certainly not a minimalistic approach to expressing your support for the statement? Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare "Well said, Mary." would have done it. Sorry. I just couldn't contain myself. - topher edited: to credit old William with the comment... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Actually, according to the cover of today's Wall Street Journal, Singapore has just passed legislation allowing gum chewing. However, you must get the gum from a pharmacist, and your name goes on a registry of known gum chewers. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Cutaway I lept from the plane with a yell And ever so rapidly fell I threw the PC And what did I see Not a good chute - aw hell "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Seventeen beats to Tell you what I'd like to do And that is to jump "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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When you say "prospects", are you saying this in the "is he sponge-worthy" sense? Just wondering... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Please give me blue skies This weekend it's all I ask Please give me blue skies "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Brains, It doesn't matter if she's dating anyone right now or not. If you find a girl interesting, cute, etc., then ask her out. When someone expresses interest in a person, it is generally a flattering thing - if it's kept in control. So, whether she's dating someone or not, you could make her day. And, whether she's dating someone or not, she could still say, "you betcha big fella". Go for it! But still, make it Italian or Mexican food... topher note - chopchop put that up there for a reason...
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Brains, Ask her to dinner. And, make it Italian or Mexican food. Why? Well, because it's impossible to eat either while completely maintaining your dignity. You're either going to splash sauce all over yourself or send bits of taco shell flying. In this way, you get the whole embarassment thing out of the way and are able to be yourselves more easily. Of course, a good messy Gyro works, too. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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scottbre, You ask about a cure? Is there a reason you shouldn't be thinking about this person? Is (s)he married, 15 yrs. old, 87 yrs. old, or the kind of person your mother warned you about? Because, if that's the case, people are taking this in the wrong direction. They're giving you next steps. But, when I hear, "What's the cure...?", I'm thinking that you're looking for a way to end the situation. Because, if you're simply looking for a way to not think about it, you could try working on some calculus problems with only an abucus and a dull pencil to aid you. Works for me every time. But, I think you were looking for the next step and I'm just being the Devil's Little Bastard right now. Good Luck with this cutie that's got you all squirrely. Fun, isn't it? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Kid_Icarus, This is looking yummy... Thanks, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Thank you misskriss...You must have clicked moments before I did. That's funny. It's usually the other way around with me... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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misskriss, Ouch. Web marketing strikes again. You can't use that link unless you give Cooking Light the name, address, phone number, social security number, and blood type of at least 11 of your closest friends. Thank you though, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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DrunkMonkey, This sounds tasty, but I'm relatively certain my apartment lacks an adequately sized oven. I should get a reduced rate on my lease for insufficient appliance capacity. Thanks, topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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CrazyIvan, With that light saber and the force on your side, you can handle a few 5.56 and 7.62 rounds coming at you... - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Well, after nearly 8 years of transient living, I've finally gotten a stationary place of my own! Just moved into a new apartment and I'm almost enjoying unpacking the boxes... Here's the point: I'm hosting a little "Thai at topher's" night to get all of the friends together and warm the new house. Does anyone have a good do-it-yourself Thai recipe? Perhaps a good peanut sauce curry or coconut masterpiece? Thanks... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins