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My instinct is to vote A. Like Kel, I could be largely happy without jumping. Jumping just puts the exclamation point on what is already an exciting life. I was thinking that option C might be OK too, however, because ol' Arthur won't be around for long, and then I'd be over that. But, I'm sticking with A. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Has it ever dawned on the women that this is why the guy might be mean in the first place? This is pure evil. You torture us mentally. You give us knots in our stomachs. You give us weak knees. You make our hearts flutter. And then, you intentionally mess with us to intensify these reactions. And you giggle about it because you know we men are powerless to resist. It's disgusting. We love you all... - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I heard that this moist towlette collecting can be dangerous. Are you sure you want to do this? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Some tattoos are nice. However, it pains me to see women who take a beautiful pair of legs and ruin them with a tattoo that covers half their calves. Yucky poo. But, a cute little butterfly, rose, lady bug, or pink triangle is nice. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Sunny, The question now is: Do you eat pizza with pineapple and ham on it? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Thank you to all those who mentioned smoking. You show up at the door with a pack rolled in your sleeve - you're leaving and I'm ordering pizza. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Boobs this big are useless. It's shape ladies, not size.... - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Yes, I'm inclined to believe that I might have at least a mild, negative reaction to this type of discovery. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I know...I was making a funny... Sheesh.... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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This sounds naughty... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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These are great! Just what I needed to get a little smile out of work... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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What the hell kind of bird is this? I can't tell what kind of airplane we're looking at, but those are some large feet for a bird. Ouch.... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Are you sure you're not talking about these kinds of snakes? Trouser Snake? One eyed Snake? Viscous Fluid Spitting Snake? topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Where the old 180 degree flip/flops are concerned, this one got me giggling. And, I don't even like basketball. topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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And what about snakes that spit viscous fluids? topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Marz, Have you ever heard this song by Too Much Joy? It's a killer tune with a groovy beat, and it admonishes these clowns you're so afraid of. topher edited: to correct a nefarious grammatical error. Sorry. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Unless it will incriminate, we must see this footage. Well, maybe even if it will incriminate... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Were there birthday spankings??? topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Did this 'human kite' attempt perhaps involve: Vehicle Water Ski Rope Inebriated Skydiver Bird Man Suit ????????? If so, are there pics? topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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What's the worst thing you can drop on a kitchen floor ?
seekfun replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
No silly, I was wondering if it's still bad to drop your girlfriend on a carpeted kitchen floor. topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins -
I've reworked this equation a little: skydivers+vehicle+skateboard+alcohol-shirt-helmet= A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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What's the worst thing you can drop on a kitchen floor ?
seekfun replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
From the girlfriend perspective, are the carpeted variety better for being dropped on? topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins -
Sunny, Sorry, but there is one huge, glaring problem with the 23rd. The 23rd is a Wednesday and I have a brand new job. Taking the day off is not an option for me. Sorry... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I'm afraid of my parents having to bury me. I don't think any parent should have to endure burying a child. So, that scares me. It lingers in my mind every time I climb, jump, ski, or jump off of a swingset. - topher PS - The paralysis thing and being alone would suck pretty harshly too. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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No gag relfex. Swallows. Digs Chicks. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins