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Details. We need details. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Everything you need is at: www.distinguished-brands.com Have fun! "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I can say from experience that oral and pudding don't always mix well. This goes the same for applesauce and yogurt. Be careful what you put in warm, moist places. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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What percentage of your annual income do you spend on skydiving?
seekfun replied to davedlg's topic in The Bonfire
Actually, I got really lucky--in many ways. The insurance company covered about $57,000 of the $60,000. So, I got off only spending what I probably would have jumping all summer. And now, thanks to my hero, Dr. Zhu, I'm jumping with a titanium reinforced left heel and a slightly curvy spine. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins -
What percentage of your annual income do you spend on skydiving?
seekfun replied to davedlg's topic in The Bonfire
Do I get to include the $60,000+ in surgery, xrays, medications, therapy, braces, crutches, etc. that I spent because of a stupid move this season? If so, nearly 100% If not, I'd have to do some math... "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins -
Man, there are other things you can use for those activities that don't cause burning yet provide for sufficient slipperyness (is that a word?). Yogurt comes to mind. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I had an incident with shampoo once. I was showering and my head was over-lathered because I had used too much shampoo. Just as I was inhaling, a big blob of shampoo suds fell off my head and immediately made their way into my lungs. The pain dropped me to my knees. Was yours anything like that??? "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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You can't just say "shampoo incident". You are required by simple decency to elaborate on that. It sounds like a good story. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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So, today I'm enjoying the ride up. Someone gets out at 4,000 for a hop 'n' pop and the poor pilot's entire McDonalds meal goes out the door too (burger, fries, and Coke). I'm wondering - what's the funniest thing you've seen going out the door? I know this can be a serious matter, but it's funny too. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Yup! Right after exit, she began to lean towards me for the kiss and then POP - her shoe came off and she decided for some reason - either safety or fondness for her shoe - that she ought to put her shoe back on. I was subsequently forgotten and never got my kiss. As I understand it, it would have been my 100th jump and Sunny's 100th kiss in freefall. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Too bad your shoe came off during my 100th jump or you would have placed a smooch on me too, eh? But, as they say, it's the thought that counts. ~ topher ...by the way, she kept control of the shoe. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Sorry, it's been nutty at work lately... I should have gone to the Holiday Party at SDC, but I was out of town. Since then, there isn't much going on but bad weather. Although, I did get a jump out of the 182 at SkyKnights on New Year's Eve. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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No I didn't, Eric did... How you been? "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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What's intercourse? I seem to remember hearing about it once, a while ago. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Here's one I'd like an answer to: Why can people hold a cell phone to their ear for 40 minutes straight but can't move their arm 6 inches to turn on their turn signal? "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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No, No, No... I'm not stalking at all. I'm concerned that I've offended our otherwise impenetrable sunny and that she's either gone into hiding or to purchase a tommy gun. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Everyone, Sunny is gone. Send out the dogs. Our sweetheart has gone missing. She has this incredible ability to blend into her surroundings and leave us all wondering where - oh where - she's gone. Has anyone seen her? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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I'm glad there are smiley faces here, I'd hate to think that only some dz.commers can be feisty. Feisty is fun. I'd hate to miss out. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Man, This is a great setup for keeping an eye on yourself. If you begin to slack off or fall asleep while working on something important, you'll immediately know about it. Good show. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Slappie- Sunny - I do respect the posters. I'm just playing along, brother. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Whoa! Diablopilot has a 13 foot monitor. That must suck some juice... How do the Facilities Maintenance people feel about that? - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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We're not trying to bash sunny, or at least, I'm not. What is going on here? I make a couple of jokes, amidst two thousand other jokes, and all of a sudden I got a hit on my head. Slappie needs to be declawed and sunny needs to meet me at the DZ soon so I can take my ass beating like a man and get this all over with. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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seekfun - asshole "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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....and y'all didn't even jump on this? WTF? Are y'all slippin'? You're right turtle, even as I was typing that, I thought people would jump on it. I guess I've just pissed off a few people and now I am persona-non-grata on dz.com. It seemed to me that dz.commers had a handle on saracasm, but alas, I'm just a punk-fuckin'-newb who doesn't know his shiznit from his pocket protector. I apologize to everyone. , topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins
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Slappie, You're truly upset about this. I thought this was all in jest, but you're white knuckled at the keyboard right now. Please relax. I'm am just kidding with the sunny one. We've spoken on the phone and have tried to make plans to meet at a DZ in our area so she can kick my ass in the manner due me. Hitherto, I give her some shit on the postings to make sure that when we do meet, she exercises no sympathy or mercy on my person. I want to experience the ferocity of sunny in all of her powerful glory. Remember, DZ.commers are expecting footage. You may allow the blood to return to your knuckles now. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins