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  1. Speak to your friendly neighborhood (nylon) crack dealer! t It's the year of the Pig.
  2. Well, for all it's problems, it's certainly not Rhodesia. That's a name only held by a breed of dog, soon to be renamed the Zimbabwean Ridgeback. t It's the year of the Pig.
  3. A ROCKET PACK!!! t It's the year of the Pig.
  4. Going Commando with 6 zippers? You're braver than I'll ever be! t It's the year of the Pig.
  5. And which way is faster to do up again? C'mon. Don't knock me for wanting to be in control of my canopy. t It's the year of the Pig.
  6. Quite right. That's why I say ban eating, cell phones, everything. Just fucking drive. The people who cause accidents with Big Macs, cigarettes etc shut the fuck up and just say "Shit happened." If it were not the fact that I was RIGHT THERE and had this woman blubbering on about how SORRY she was, she burned herself, etc etc it would have just been one more kid knocked off a bike. t It's the year of the Pig.
  7. Did I say government? I don't think I said government. t It's the year of the Pig.
  8. So are accidental gun deaths - but many people are keen on limiting them. In the past century, more people have died in vehicle collisions than all people in all wars in all time. Saying its rare is failing to grasp reality. t It's the year of the Pig.
  9. Hi There, Congratulations on surviving your 1st mal. Good job. "General safety issues or small and potential incidents should be posted to the Safety and Training forum." So... I've moved it there. t It's the year of the Pig.
  10. Thing is... Some of us: KNOW what happened. KNOW who is trying to cover their asses. KNOW who is lying. And it's not the RD. So if I don't BASE, but have friends that do - and I know what happened in AFRICA - how long do you think it's going to take before the truth comes out? We all screw up. Trick is not cutting other people off at the knees to make yourself look taller when you have screwed up. We all have a short attention span, but the longer these threads stay at the top, the hotter they get, and the more personal they get, the more likely it is that they'll be resolved in such a way that people will regret. One of Murphy's laws of combat states "Act unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo." That's good advice for some people right now. t It's the year of the Pig.
  11. Indigo Girl - Watershed t It's the year of the Pig.
  12. Who do you think will win? a) Robert Mugabe That's it. Sorry. No more choices, move along, nothing to see.... t It's the year of the Pig.
  13. This coming from a citizen of the country that sold and equipped the 2 countries it currently occupies, being Afganistan and Iraq? C'mon. You have to see the humour in that. "Here's some poison gas." Kaching!$$$ "Hey, thanks!" Later.... "Dude! You used that poison gas we sold you!" "Um.. WTF dude? Why do you think I bought it?" It's the year of the Pig.
  14. Well I think that's a fantastic idea. Hands free cell phones most people can get - but cigarettes everyone plays dumb. I came across an accident once. Kid knocked off his bike, stone dead. Driver had been ashing her smoke out the window, and had bumped the coal out, which fell someplace sensitive. While all this was going one, she wasn't driving. She was chasing the coal, and guess what? Someone's dead. Fuck em. If you're going to do something, do it properly. Drive. No smoking. No cell phones. No eating. Drink from a bottle the way F1 drivers do. Drive. Look where you're going. t It's the year of the Pig.
  15. My suit is red and white. I live for stains... t It's the year of the Pig.
  16. Thats what yours are from. I know what mine are from. Do your 3 rings break the skin and draw blood? t It's the year of the Pig.
  17. What I don't understand, is that the weather will improve, and you'll all pretend it's summer, and when the weather is shit again next year, you'll all be bitching again. The sun always shines in Africa!
  18. Hi Scott, I can PROMISE you, it's from unzipping. The skin gets caught in the zipper and I need to zip down to clear it, and then up again. Trust me. You'd notice that kind of thing. If it were once I were reaching for toggles, I'd never get to them with the zippers only undone to the elbow. I do bruise easily. I also don't have a lot of fat on my arms. I guess we'll hear from others as to how common it is. I've worn long sleeved T's before, and they never get caught. It's like I have flesh eating zippers. Been nipped on the outside of the knees too... t It's the year of the Pig.
  19. Anyone else get this? When I unzip my arms, I do it fast. Since it's summer here I normally have only a T shirt/shorts under the suit.... and I get nipped. Pictures are crappy, from my phone, and the purple is reflected light. I'm getting to feel like a real junkie... t It's the year of the Pig.
  20. Wow. "standing on a grassy knoll" So.... t It's the year of the Pig.
  21. OK. Since we're waiting for someone to land a wing suit... tell me about Bud light. "used a single Bude Light to light his whole castle" Isn't that a beer? t It's the year of the Pig.
  22. Tonto

    swastika

    Never saw it... and with the exchange rate at R11 to the pound, probably never will. t It's the year of the Pig.
  23. Lets have it! t It's the year of the Pig.
  24. It's really simple. Take a box. Cut down 2 edges on the same side. Now you can take things out the back of the box - or the top of the box. If you want pics - you'll have to wait for the weekend. I'm not going to unpack to take pictures! t It's the year of the Pig.
  25. Hey Mouth.. Since you're the last one on the list I'm replying to you, but this post is directed at everyone attacking Kbone. Stick to the rules people. There are no "good" personal attacks. I'm sure the greenies will be waking up on your side of the pond shortly and will be editing some of the posts made. t It's the year of the Pig.