Tinkerbelle

Thanks Y'all, I was just feeling so unloved. I get so lonely up here in the Santa Cruz mountains all alone, shivering-the power is off and I/m running a generator just so I can reach out and talk to you guys. I will cherish those hugs forever, they will keep me warm all afternoon and night. I feel like the little match girl from Hans Christian Anderson's fairy tale for all you literart folks. Wow, just seeing those sunglasses in that emoticon makes me feel warmer already!

I'm sitting here all alone with my cheek puckered, my arms out stretched, and a mournful, lonely tear welling up in my left eye. Can I have a hug too?

Mary hurt my feeling too though, harping on my profile. In fact she started a whole thread on lisense #s in which everyone jumped on the band wagon punchin' at me-that wasn't fair! I am a good witch and din't hurt her feelings. Not fair to hurt me without provocation. Can I have a hug too or is this a private chique? Rehab is for quitters.

And still in one piece!!!!!!! Simply amazing! Tell us your secrets/tricks? Duct tape and superglue? Or just loys of veggies and milk?

She seems to have a problem with my D number and my profile though and if it bothers her she sould just leave it alone and not keep harping on me about it! That's not very gracious! Good people can say mean things.

Good question! Gee, I think there is only one poster here that can answer that. If you do a search, you might find the answer as to whom I'm talking about. ------------------------------------------------------------ She's made enough reference and rebuttles to me it's not a wonder who it is she is talking about and she herself said that see above

Hey not nice to spread rumors! You aren't very nice!

Yes, I know this post is directed at me so I'll tell you exactly what you want to hear... Indeed I slept my may through all of them just like I have evrything else in my life, and I'm damned proud of it, have the scars to show for it! That D was the most difficult though, you know I like them old, but Bob is a tad older than I like them, but I just sucked it up and performed lika a champ, earned every nember of it! Remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangweous?!

Wendy is mean and spitful even admitted it herself. I wish she would get off my case! What crawled up her you know what?

Deas this make you feel better to know my original D-number? Do you also know how long I jumped before I ever got any lisences whatsoever? I thought then rather insignificant. Didn't actually get one 'till I had to for some boogie! It was the same case for Bob- he was up in Alaska when they started the lisencing stuff and though he should have been #!, or near to that he is bitter since they promised to save him a low number, but they gave the first couple hundred to a bunch of mikitary guys. Bob got cheated, so he denounces his D-number and prefers I use it as his emasary. My D-number does not reflect my time in the sport either so I had no problem obliging Bob by being the keeper and perveyer of his number. And as Bob puts it, if you don't like it, tough shit! If you really need to know also... I will be in DeLand Florida with my Carl my not so secret lover for my b-day at the end of March when I will turn 36, and for his on April 15th. I am a natural blond, with hair that goes down to my knees, and I am about 5'3" 100 lbs. I've even got some World records to my name! Anything more you need to know? I got my undergraduate degrees with honors and a Phi Beta Kappa in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology-Genentics with a minor in Physics, got my Masters Degree in Phydical Chemistry, had a fellowship studying copper channels at the University in Berne, Switzerland and worked at the Cyclotron in Cerne doing X-ray Crystallography, determining the structures of complex biological molecules through diffraction gratings and the use fancy computers to do molecular modeling. I spent oodles of time in college and 1 year in Medical school. I play the violin (was in the El Camino Symphony), the piano, the flute, and mandolin. I ski, SCUBA, ice skate, modern dance, ballet, Hungarian and Zydico dance, rock climg, and am an awesome skydiver! Anything more you need to look up? Just ask! Oh yeah, and I'm really cute too!

Gee, and I'll bet you'd pull the mask off the Old Loan Ranger, Batman, Spiderman, and all my other fellow superheros too! My number is officially D 272, just ask Bob! Modifications have been made which you evidently are not prithy to! Don't you have something better to do with your time than picking on me?

You know it seems so odd to hear a guy in a tie say stuff like that, but perhaps the "I'm an aviator" shades conceal a nasty leer! Say by the way, how do you more efficiently reply to stuff and have it included without copy and paste? See how I put that all in one post? Impressed? But you can't reply to everyone in one post! Plus, what do you do with that clever witicism that strikes just after you push the button?! For my next trick... I'm gonna put everything all in one long runon without even punctuation! You'll be begging me to divide while conquering!

You've met Betsy the prono Pixie? Wow, what was she like? By the way by definition: a pixy (Pixie) is 1)a fairy or sprite, especially a mischevious one. 2) playfully impish or mischevious, prankish Think that fits right on, NON? Bon, voila, Tinkerbelle is a fairy pixie, or at least this Tinkerbelle is

This is the post that never ends...it just goes on and on my friend...some people started posting here not knowing what it was...and they'll keep posting here forever just because this is the post that never ends...it just goes on and on... What was that? Could you say that again please?

Wait, I need to edit my peom and can't so I will just have to post it again for your viewing pleasure: T'was brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble through the wabe. All mimsey were the morogroves, and the momes wrath outgrabe! Beware of the jeberwalkie, and the pixis too my friends! Now that's more like it!

But I have something to say about everything! Besides I love to hear myself talk- I always crack myself up far more than I ever giggle at anything anyone else says! Admit it, you're just jealous!

Yeah - You better send her some DieHard batteries just to apologize! ------------------------------------------------- Wouldn't Ever Ready be a better brand?

But admit it, you guys would miss me! Nothing left to pick at 'cept that crusty scab!

I will explain this just one more time, so everyone pay attention... It started off on General skydiving, but since one other of my posts was moved from there, and I quickly recognized that that might not be the place for it, I figured I would just move it to the more applicable forum before I was asked to, Just trying to be polite, and yet got so much shit for it! Hard to keep the natives from getting wrestless!

No need for that, a skirt does just fine to cover up. I'm just not one of those girls who likes or needs to advertise. You have to be very special to see my goodies!

OK, so I downloaded the stuff Ad aware 6 personal lavasoft from that site, Installed it, now what is it supposed to do, How will it tell me it's working? pardon my ignorance. Also Compaq Quick restore wanted to be installed so I installed that too. Do I need to do something extra to run it? Pardon my ignorance on this matter. Vould use some advice. Thanks

What is spyware, where did it come from, and how did it get on my machine? That's the first time I ever saw that happen. Could it have been from the dude I clicked on? Was it transferred? I will follow your lead. What is trolling? Is it bad? Why?

You know I was the very first jumper to ever skydive into the burning man, landed right by the man in the middle by TV crews and everything! Was with Truckee John. Tried to get Brenda and Dennis McGlynn to go the next year, but they were sceptical. Since then I hear it has really taken off for jumpers. It was cool to be flying under canopy over a bunch of people already tripped out on drugs! Had a blast! Took an aerobatic plane up and gave rides! Some kids wanted to hang out with us jumpers-they did a bunch of X stayed up for days then flipped over their dune buggy and got hurt. We took them to the hospital in the Twin Bonanza and kept the dune buggy-drove it all around making cool patterns with the rim of the one missing tire which we could see from the sky. I left it out on the playa and gave the keys to the kids from Empire to go fetch for their own. The next year they gave us free tickets and welcomed us like celebrities! Thems were the good 'ol days!

You know I was the very first jumper to ever skydive into the burning man, landed right by the man in the middle. Was with Truckee John. Tried to get Brenda and Dennis McGlynn to go the next year, but they were sceptical. Since then I hear it has really taken off for jumpers. It was cool to be flying over a bunch of people already tripped out on drugs! Had a blast! Took an aerobatic plane up and gave rides! Some kids wanted to hang out with us jumpers-they did a bunch of X stayed up for days then flipped over their dune buggy and got hurt. We took them to the hospital in the Twin Bonanza and kept the dune buggy-drove it all around making patterns with the rim of the one missing tire which we could see from the sky. I left it out on the playa and gave the keys to the kids from Empire to go fetch for their own. The next year they gave us free tickets and welcomed us like celebrities! Thems were the good 'ol days!

Would love to, but sorry, don't recall off hand, but will try to look and remember! I know it was mean and I think it was on the Patrique DeGayardon thread, which I think went away, but will search for it.