Scoop

*pokes head up* Is it OK to come out yet?

Yeah, we're crooked as hell down here

Which reminds me, thanks for those cheap bricks Andy, they did a great job on my porch and extension. Thanks

If I'm at work I do cos its a pain taking off beltkit, vest, clothing and putting it all back on again. Plus wearing black trousers you cant see the drips anyway

Erm, whos got what now!?

Oh yeah! It doesnt apply anyway as human rights can only be breached by a public body like local authority, police, schools etc

Please stop saying y'all

Funny as fuck. But wrong, very very wrong

Yeah, really, I restored one of them for an anorak... sorry, I meant enthusiast

Not as many but a better standard of training and discipline

Hey, if it wasn't for us you wouldn't have that language you enjoy butchering so much. Have some respect

Oh yeah, 3 threads gone, one was mine bitch! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!! Thats international law mofo! **rocks the boat vigourously** **puts mask on, hood up and fills milk bottles with petrol** (not gas)

Don't worry, I saved it

You want the stuff that makes you shit cannon balls yeah? I'll stick with my yellow mass produced chemically concocted (SP?) shit thanks

Just like Waynetta "I want a little braann baby!"

Yay, I'll bring the beer (real beer with alcohol content)

Don't get drawn in Andy, theres no amnesty, its a cunning trick! RUN, RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

You saying im fat?

We're here brother, just silenced by the brutal regime

Exactly, I bet if you disected peoples daily routine and what they constitute so important in their timetable that it leaves 'no time' for other things, we'd be pretty amused/scared Like a good postwhoring session on DZ.com for example

Don't you hate it when people come out with the phrase "I just don't have the time". It annoys the hell out of me. We live in an age where we have more gadgets than ever to make our life easier and less hard work.... (off the top of my head) Fan assisted ovens, washing machines, hoovers, tumble dryers, dish washer, remote controls, automatic gates (if your posh enough), showers, central heating, lawnmowers, mobile phones, computers and therefore internet, digital cameras (dont even need to develop photos anymore), cars, motorcycles, trains, aircraft, automatic bite indicators for fishing (now that is lazy), ice making machines. These are things that if you go back a couple of generations or more our family wouldnt have had or at least not with the same efficiency. So how is it that we have less time than ever. People dont even work longer hours, thats bullshit. There isnt more demand from work so dont try that ol' chestnut. We just like to believe we work harder than anyone else. *sigh* - Just venting I guess for no paticular reason

Oh yeah, don't you dare refer to us as European.

Its true to a certain degree, I thrive on pushing myself beyond my everyday limits. Thats when I do best. How do you know who you are if you never push your own limits?

Now that definately makes sense

You fucking knows it, not much gets past me... ...*whoosh* ... what was that?