Scoop
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Whoever said to never fry naked was a very clever person. I assure you its painful when that bastard pan spits at you Luckily I had on my boxer shorts to protect my boys
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ut oh... are they all grounded!?
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Thats exactly what I dont like. Maybe im selfish but I do my own little bit for local community stuff. We all know the big name charities or local ones that are special to us and we will donate as and when we see fit. Not because I see some kid with flies on his face and a big bloated belly. That just makes me put on my arsehole head and say "bad luck fella" whilst I wolf down my pie & chips nurturing my own swollen belly My Motto: Ask and ye shall receive. Beg and the masses shall tell thee to go fuck thyselves.
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Brit Army DZ banned from teaching freefly
Scoop replied to Westie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Are you serious!? I shall be having to move soon then! Think ive found a new weekend DZ -
Well, im off now to rearrange some beer mats and clean (empty) a few glasses with my stomach Maybe my shuffle some crisp packets around... Never know maybe my attractive male psycho qualities will attract someone! Hahaha... hmmm. Maybe
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Beautiful, absolutely beutiful. what a good footing she will have for adult life. You are a true gentleman
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Haha. Bad luck! I put a new wing on and had to test the POrsche for wind noise so took it down the bypass. Tried to change when I thought was right and it just carried on, revved the tits off of it. I though I mustnt have been firm enough so I pressed the lever again only for it to chnage up 2 gears! Piece of shit! Probably takes some getting used to
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Thats the spirit, get him or her trained up young. Build up an immunity. Dont want them to be one of these 'half a shandy bass and im anyones' type of drinkers. *shudders*
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I believe the term is... "FUCKING 'AVE IT LARGE!" Still, makes it damn expensive I hate the amount of change you wake up with the following morning
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I drove a Toyota Yaris and a Porsche Boxster, both with this sequential gear change thingy. It may have improved since couple of years ago but you could make a cup of tea in the time it takes from pressing the lever to the engine actually changin gear. I was severly over revving it for a while... but shhhh, dont tell the owners
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The worst part I find is that because im still at home and have to keep all my shit within the confines of my room and still keep it orderly to my standard, I have to throw away things I can do without else it gets too cluttered
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Hahaha. Thats a poor effort Normally do a good 5/6 cans before I go onto the hard stuff, normally double vodka & Red Bull - I can taste it now... mmmm Beer tastes of shite. I change drinks once I cant take anymore. If your not going to the toilet 3 times an hour... your not drinking enough
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Yeah... that is disgusting
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I only drive manuals, Ive driven lots of automatics and they are poo IMHO. Randomly changing gear mid corner just because ive booted it and anyway you cant heel & toe in an automatic. That sounds the bollocks when you do it properly and its very smooth too. Driving is fun! Ever wondered why they dont race automatics
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I do that as well. If lining up lots of similar items they have to all be same way. Actually... you should keep an eye on those kids. I used to be the one that would get frustrated when I ran out of lego bricks the same colour. I would at least have to fisnish off that row of bricks with the same colour. If I ran out of bricks it was paddy time!
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Thank god... I was afraid this was going to be another stripper thread! Sorry to dissapoint
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That explains alot Yeah come on people.. what problems do you have!?
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I do that Or the placemats have to be opposites. Or when I turn the volume up in my car it has to be to an even number, unless its something important like 15. Ah well I did used to go mad at my mates if they skewed the passenger footmat in my car. Then I got one of them screw down things
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Fuck off! Im not that bad! Is worrying though. I wonder how long my packjobs are going to take
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Does anyone else find a row of books or DVDs that arent all lined up properly with their spines together annoying? Or the one pair of shoes in a different way to all the others. When I put things down on my desk they all have to be aligned to some sort of imaginary grid so everythings straight or at right angles to each other. I only noticed because my mates get annoyed when I start rearranging the CD collection in their cars or on their shelves. Everything has to be in its place, and in its place neatly! I just went downstairs to wash up and ended up scrubbing clean the oven... argggghhhhhhhh! Please tell me this is normal!
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I know it as Daddy Long Legs
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FYI... Crystal balls are no longer standard police issue
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THey had suspicion, thats all they need. The test was unfortunately wrong. These are the facts that the had at the time. They acted upon these facts. Bravo to them
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Appears was an error. End of. Errors occur in all sorts of things. Chin up girl, get back on with your life