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Is that why you haven't washed since? I didn't like to say

Stand proud brother. Shoulders back, chest out, stand tall

I love being British... every village has a cricket green, a church and a tea and cake shop, cups of tea at least once every hour, wearing trousers on the beach, queueing needlessly, being a gentleman, not wanting to cause a fuss, carrying a black umbrella even though there is no hint of rain, wear a bowler hat in the city without people looking twice, cheeky cockney wit, strawberries and cream, cucumber sandwiches on a hot summers day, roast beef and yorkshire puddings, pimms, wimbledon tennis, pigeons, fucking pigeons everywhere, green scenery, the 'blitz spirit' -aka stiff upper lip, awesome sense of humor, a nice game of 'rugger' on a sunday afternoon, polo - what a game, the monarchy - you heroes, best turned out military, always smart and can put any other country to shame at drill and ceremony, ... I wouldn't have it any other way

Very funny!

I like the video to 'live with me' in paticular although alot of the others are good as well

I'll ask no questions

OK who likes Massive Attack? I have always liked them but just recently I'm REALLY into them. Very powerful but chilled at the same time. I been listening to their stuff as I go to bed. If you know 'what your soul sings' that is an awesome choon. Gives me goosebumps everytime

When I'm working long hours doing overtime, they are my motorvation not to book off and go home early But yeah, I see what you mean. Of course they could just say nothing

Phew thats lucky. I'm in 30th June

Yeah, I'm sure its fun to do but it doesn't deserve the coverage it gets on TV. Put on more damn freestyle motorcross, BASE or some skydiving dammit!

Losers. I guess they'll never get it. It is odd they all use the same phrase though. I find it fucking annoying in honesty, like at work when somone sees one of my photos on my toolbox and they have to try and take the piss and make me out to be the idiot? Huh, I'm the one thats enjoying life. I think they try to take the piss to mask how insiginificant everything in their life is. Most fun they probably have is going fishing once a week or walking the dog. Its because of people like that that surfing is on the extreme sports channel. Whats up with that by the way? It's shit to watch and I wouldn't class it as extreme. You know I amaze myself how I wind myself up and get angry sometimes

OK, usual shitty disclaimer first... I am not an instructor or even an experienced skydiver. I too am A licence like yourself and want to tell you what I think. I too have 20/20 vision and although I can see my alti clearly (Altimaster Galaxy) its not that precise as distance is a good foot away when boxman and there is obviouslly movement in arm when in freefall. I have seen those watches and although look very Gucci the display is pretty small. If you had a mal and were spinning to the ground trying to rectify it would you be able to determine if you had reached your hard deck or not just by glancing over? So maybe the ring feels bit uncomfortable. Buy an alternative strap. Legstraps arent comfortable either but you live with them. You say you didn't want the expense of buying an altimeter. Just how much is one of those toys your looking at? They aren't cheap. In my opinion you'll look cooler if you don't have a Cypres fire. I personally prefer to keep my skydiving kit seperate from all other stuff then I know its in good condition and safe to use.

Cool should be some lying around then in peoples lofts or basements.

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Re-assuring but I'll still make sure mine is within their limits cos its sods law they will pick on me if its over

Well dont just say it.. post pics!

Andy Coplands parrot is mental. On the beers. They say pets resemble their owners

Apparantly in America yes it does. Someone is always at fault for something, accidents NEVER happen, especially when theres easy money to be made

Hahaha, I know fuck all about them other than they are building a hideous church down road from my house. We have a housing and education crisis and the decide to build a fucking mormon church. WHats all that about

That would be an accident and the person pulling off the drive would be at fault. I fail to see how any court would say it was his fault as his bike was too heavy for him But not being an expert on bikes I shall tip my hat and retire from this thread. I just think its sad that people like to harass others for pushing the boundries a little and not being a sheep and doing what everyone else says is 'the right way' because thats the way they did it.

What country?

Mormon... fuck that.. you blew it Man down... man down Thats OK anyway. Its not bigamy if you only got one wife & one husband. Lol

Have you got your hooknife in hand luggage? If so take it out and snap it, pull the blade out and slit his throat from ear to ear. That'll learn him

Oh yes! Micro my dear, I've put this moment off for so long, but I can't wait any longer. Will you... will you marry me!?