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I hate to sound like a preacher but temptation should be avoided on both sides. Going out drinking with your friends wife should be OK, but temptation has caused many a marriage to fail. Why put yourself in that situation? Michael Jackson has no excuse for being a pedophile, but any dumbass parent that puts their kid in that situation is responsible. Nobody is immune from temptation.

Color of the truck wont do it. Ask for a Jury Trial. They will try and tell you that you cant but it is your constitutional right. They will dismiss it every time. I have done it at least 8 times.

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This could be the worst idea since plastic beer bottles. Perhaps myspace would be the place??

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We will have to agree to disagree. Providing temptation for sick fucks makes you partly responsible. When you dress a 4 year old like a grown woman you certainly make pedophiles more likely to act. And, yes, a girl that dresses like a tramp and goes to bars is probably more likely to be raped.... If I leave my wallet at a restaraunt and someone steals the money, I am partly responsible for providing temptation.

I dont think I understand what he is saying...Id like to see the context. I do know that dressing up your child like a hooker and having her 'perform' is like dangling a carrot for pedophiles..... It probably makes people with pedophilia more likely to act on their sick ass desires. The Ramses are responsible for her death to a degree...

I was in ATL a year ago and some dude on a crotch rocket came whizzing by us at at least 140, perhaps more....There was HEAVY traffic and he was using all 4 lanes. Ive had plenty of crotch rockets blow past me but this was by far the craziest and fastest.... I will never buy one because I know that I would drive it like that and be dead in no time.

NASA didnt make this test.....Some of these 'correct' answers dont make sense... Box of matches No oxygen to sustain flame, virtually worthless 15 correct Food concentrate Efficient means of supplying energy requirements 4 OK Fifty feet of nylon rope Useful in scaling cliffs, tying injured together 6 there are no 'cliffs' on the moon....and, why do you want to tie your injured together?? Stupid Parachute silk Protection from sun's rays 8 silk offers almost NO UV protection Solar-powered portable heating unit Not needed unless on dark side 13 The temperature on the Moon reaches 243° F at midday on the lunar equator. During the night, the temperature falls to -261° F. Two .45 caliber pistols Possible means of self-propulsion 11 WHAT??? One case of Pet milk Bulkier duplication of food concentrate 12 ok Two 100-pound tanks of oxygen Most pressing survival need 1 fine but how are you supposed to travel with these while carring the hog tied injured? Stellar map (of the moon's constellations) Primary means of navigation 3 a constellation is a group of stars.....I doubt anyone has developed how to navigate on the moon using celestial navigation Self-inflating life raft CO2 bottle in military raft may be used for propulsion 9 again...WTF? do you stick the bottle in your ass and Wylie Cyote across the moon? Magnetic compass Magnetic field on moon is not polarized; worthless for navigation 14 right 5 gallons of water Replacement for tremendous liquid loss on lighted side 2 where does all the liquid go? Signal flares Distress signal when mother ship is sighted 10 what good is this? If they can come get you, wait where you crashed...if they cant, just go knock on the door...why signal them from a mile away? First-aid kit injection needles Needles for vitamins, medicines, etc., will fit special aperture in NASA space suits 7 taking your Centrium Complete is the least of your worries Solar-powered FM receiver-transmitter For communication with mother ship; but FM requires line-of-sight transmission and short ranges 5 right

All of it is completely useless. Wait where you are for the mothership to come rescue you. ___ Box of matches (no oxygen - useless) ___ Food concentrate (you can go for days without food) ___ 50 feet of nylon rope (you could try hanging yourself but with minimal gravity it prob wouldnt work) ___ Parachute silk (no air - useless) ___ Solar-powered portable heating unit (??) ___ Two .45­caliber pistols (I think they would fire with no air??) ___ One case of dehydrated milk (no water) ___ Two 100-pound tanks of oxygen (use these to wait for mother ship - too heavy to carry) ___ Stellar map (of the moon's constellations) (does the moon have constellations????) ___ Self-inflating life raft (sit in it and pretend you are on a raft-skydive while you wait) ___ Magnetic compass (does the moon have poles?) ___ 5 gallons of water (will be 5 gals of ice) ___ Signal flares (shoot while sitting in raft) ___ First-aid kit containing injection needles (does it have heroin too?) ___ Solar-powered FM receiver-transmitter (can you get XM radio on the moon?)

Hes really not driving all that fast. I have seen WAY crazier driving......Hell have done crazier. It did remind me of Ronin though....My favorite car chase movie. This guy is friggin nuts! http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A86.OSPc0PVEFPIApCACP88F/SIG=127lvspb4/EXP=1157046876/**http%3a//www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/fast_driving_BMW.htm

My dream stunt is to get an old biplane and fly it into a house, just like they did in the good old days. I also want to swoop a polar beer.

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I have 10 days vacation starting Sept 4. I have never been to Japan so why not.... I can either fly into Narita or Kansai. What should I do from there? Anyone wanna go?

Thanks....I have made some changes to the listing. Make sure you ask me some REALLY stupid questions about the auction on eBay so I can reply with some really stupid answers.

Ok...I took out the 2 'asshole' words... I wonder if they will take issue of a diagram showing a phone up the ass? And, going to the Cingular store would have involved putting on pants.

Last time I did this, I sold my BROKEN camera for almost as much as I paid for a new one! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160023547658 http://www.mikeskaggs.com/scam.html Im going to have to start paying royalties to LisaMarie and Keely.

I like moose knuckles over camel toes/

There are several technologies I have that I am willing to pay more than I do to keep. 1. TiVo/DVR - How the hell can anyone NOT have this???? This is, by far, my favorite gizmo. I have Charter Digital DVR with On Demand and it kicks ass. I have TiVo on my other TV and I love it because I can program it on-line from anywhere. 2. XM Radio - I would have never thought I would like it. I bought a new Accord with it for free and got hooked. 3. Web Bill Pay - I used to be late on my bills because ...no stamps....put it in the glovebox.....whatever....Now, if I go on USAA twice a month, Im good. My credit was dinged due to dumbass late pays....Now it is well over 700. 4. eBay - Id say eBay has saved me $10,000 vs. Retail. I got burned last week for the 1st time in over 400 transactions. Anyone want a Motorola SLVR that works in China?

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I agree...A lot of deaths are preventable. But, the unavoidable ones where they did everything right, are significant. You have to think of safety in terms of exposure to risk. Certainly your exposure falling from 12,000 ft with other relatively non-policed people, in which the trajectories of others is converging in 3 dimensions, and relying on fairly complex equipment, whos major failure is likely fatal is greater than: Riding in a car with ABS, 6 airbags, police doing their best to keep dangerous indiviuals off the street and a lot of the time at the same relative speed and direction is less exposure to risk, even taking the fact that the time of exposure is far greater. If you take injuries into account, there is no contest, I know more skydivers that have had at least a cast than didn't. Edited to add...Lisamarie....I think LisaH was kidding...I think she meant shes over the scared thing for the 'smart' thing???

One more thing, regulator. I hope you are a troll faking that attitude to get a rise out of us. If you are real, consider this: While you go flailing around the sky teaching yourself to freefly or flying your canopy improperly in the pattern, you have a very real possibility of killing someone else. While you dont mind pushing daisies tomorrow while 'living life to the fullest', the rest of us prefer to live life to the fullest by making thousands of jumps, enjoying friends and family as long as possible. The balance between quantity and quality is a lot closer to quantity for the most of us. The 'fun level' difference between conservative and reckless skydiving is miniscule. I had your attitude at one point. I had a friend smack me down hard. It saved my life from my own attitude. Luckily I learned it before I started skydiving. I will never be on the same load as you, in the same car as you or let you have scissors until the attitude does a 180. If I was the DZO,,,,you would be history. I wonder what medum you will end up chosing to end it all with. Please, dont take anyone with you.

You can never call driving or skydiving statistically safer than the other. Too many variables and measures. You can call Newbie Joe safer than Newbie Bob. Joe is safer than Bob because Joe listens to people that have lived through thosands of jumps and follows their advice. Emulate the wise and experienced. Bob thinks he can figure it all out on his own, even though common sense would say otherwise in any endeavour. Joe wears his seatbelt, slows down in rain and never drives drunk. Bob goes 90 down the shoulder stoned and with low tires because everybody else is a retard and we have to die sometime. Skydiving is not overly dangerous. Driving is not overly dangerous. I would say if someone is both a safe driver and a safe skydiver, skydiving is probably more dangerous. The biggest killer is skydiving and driving is attitude. The mediums of death are merely a vehicle for a dangerous individual to commit the inevitable. Just like guns, they need a moron with a brain to become dangerous.