Duckwater

I was ar Super Wal Mart today and I passed by the hand lotion section. There was this blonde 5'2" hottie inspecting a bottle of Jergins for purchase. I didn't even think, immediatley I spouted in a deep, perverted voice "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET".....She froze, stared blankly ahead, then looked at me and started laughing.......She said "you are so wrong".... I got her number. I love playing Lambs. Those of you that know me know that this is true.

I was just now sitting on the couch watching TiVoed Colbert and I hear an airplane way overhead. I immediately say "Piaggio Avanti"...I go outside and at like 6,000' headed west is exactly that. (Must have taken off from Arlington). That is a RARE aircraft to see. http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9927/avanti2inflight1gn.jpg I really can tell most airplanes of all types by sound much less sight. I wish I had a talent that could earn some cash. I live off the South end of Ft Worth Alliance and I know when it is 15:15 because the FedEx DC-10 takes off every day at that time.

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I retract schenanagins.....And replace it with there is some dude out there with way more balls than I will ever have. now THAT was a stunt.....Way more of a stunt than anything that has been on stuntjunkies....

That base video sooo didnt look real.... He was flying around all over the place after that cutaway.... Im calling schennagains.

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Heres a video of the Waco (my camera broke because I taped it to the wing so I didnt get any of LisaMaries flight... http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/?action=view¤t=Waco4.flv More Pics: http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/IMG_0434.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/IMG_0425.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0228.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0159.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0161.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0158.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0153.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0141.jpg There was a professional aviation photographer there all day and he will email me his pics too....Jim kicks ass. http://www.jimwilsonphotography.com/aviation.html

Heres some pics: It was a perfect flying day. http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/IMG_0430.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0001.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0078.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0066.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0058.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0057.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0044.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0036.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0010.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0034.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0071.jpg http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/duckwater/joes2/DSC_0181.jpg

I would have let him hold my kid while feeding a croc. He had done it THOUSANDS of times and it was safe. I would let Jim Wallace take my kid on a tandem. He could do it safely. If a stingray hasnt killed somedone in decades, this HAS to be a freak accident. He has done WAY more good than harm in this world and he should be remembered as a champion of the enviornment, wildlife and education. After watching the Croc Hunter episode about how he met his wife and through the birth of his daughter.....he very possibly could be the best and most passionate father and husband I have ever seen. The loss to his wife and 2 kids is the greatest loss of all and it makes me terribly sad.

Shit...I held a stingray and a nurse shark 2 months ago in Beleze. I even fucked with one fighting over food. I then swam after a manta ray - friggin unbelieveable sight..... Their stingers were like 20ft long. I dont see how they could whip those around. Take a 20 ft dowel underwater and try to move it at all. I went and grabbed one of the sea Rays 20 ft long tentacles and swam it back to the boat. The guide from the hotel said that the catch limit was 2 for the island ao we had manta ray tacos and steaks that night. Tasted Gamey.

I never really knew what LGS was until now. I dont think I could have her attitude. I KNOW I wouldnt. You have to read her blogs. That disease sucks....I had no idea. http://www.myspace.com/kimbomcs All my friends be prepared to write me a check in October to walk my ass around San Antonio.

Read Rich Dad Poor Dad 10 times before you do anything. Cash flow is King. Stocks are bad for several reasons...High Risk, Short Term Capital Gains Tax (40% or so),,,,, Buy a Walgreens Building and Lease it to them for 50 years...

The rarely publicised or practiced fifth element of Feng Shui (anal from a mountain cat), is demononstated by a Schui Fundimentalist at Schuiapalooza 2006.

If she doesnt, DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY! You and I discussed that I dont know what day of the week it is most of the time because of my job. Before i set up Yahoo reminders, I forgot every birthday......My fam just got used to it. For me, I treat people I love the same every day. I think birthdays are stupid. (except for kids). Im doing what Im doing not because its your birthday, I would do it for you anytime. Until you are on my Yahoo reminders, I can almst guarantee I will forget your b-day next year. It is no measure of how much I care for someone.

I have a private...Can I do it for free and you buy the beer after? 1200TT 100 182

Working 5 am to 5 pm FRI SAT SUN....... Then off for 10 days......Flying to Tulsa in the Husky (not a whole lot faster than driving) Monday to go on a date with a girl I met on myspace...... Dating on the internet seems to be getting less freaky.....

note to self - mute before snoring commenses

I haven't met Lisamarie but she is one of my favorite people in the world right now. There are very few people I can talk to for 8 hours.....

Holy Crap skymama!!!!!!! You are taking more crap for this than I did for hi-jacking your avatar! I think the main point is to do whatever it takes to keep points off and ensure nothing is reported to the insurance comp. The worst teen driver has got to be my frends daughter...New VW bug, driving a month, misses the drivewat to their house by 20 ft and creams a telephone pole - totalled. Next a Jeep Liberty.....3 weeks later, rolls it, all by herself, on the offramp near the house. Now onto car #3....a 4cyl mustang. My pleas to enroll her in Skip Barbers school have fallen on deaf ears. It is 700 bucks, and I cant convince him it would be the best money he ever spent. http://www.skipbarber.com/driving_school/new_driver.aspx I learned car control doing donuts in my 72 pick up in the pasture......

Hey...you are correct and so am I...... http://www.truck.net/bbsmain/viiewt.php?t=50034&view=previous I got a ticket in Corinth (small town near Dallas) and I went to the Court that was staffed by Aunt Bee. I told her I wanted a jury trial. She had obviously never heard this and said she didnt think so. I went into a polite filibuster about my contitutional rights to a trial by jury blah blah.... She said,,,,howbout we just dismiss it? I did the same thing last year gettin a friend out of a Minor in Possesion. It really was BS, this dumbass friend of mine handed he a drink, she didnt want it and just set it down on another table. This uncercover dickhead TABC gave her a 400 ticket.....I about got myself arrested asking him if he was president or just a member of the nerd-asshole club and when the lat time he got laid was. We met with the DA, I told him the story and that we were requesting a jury trial...... She is the cutest thing ever and he knew he wouldnt win....Case Dismissed. Confront them with all the extra work and hassle of a jury trial.Dont ever threated,,,,,Be ULTRA professional and polite. ...Laziness wins every time.

The worst smell ever was from my black lab that floated an air biscuit right under me and my dad after eating dead rotten cows in the pasture...It was an SBD

A/C Type?

Another trick that has worked.... Never have your insurance card. Act all shaky and make them think you dont have insurance. It is an expensive ticket and they might just nail you for that and not speeding. Either way, present POI at the court and it is dismissed. I have done this 3 times.. I used to get tickets all the damn time....I havent had one in 4 years! I havent slowed down either....

I forgot the obvious: Jaye-Lo

FOR SURE fight it....Agree to deffered adjudication to keep it off her record. Keep it off her record at all costs. Is the town big or small?