Nataly

The article is on Grazia... No big surprise their readers think a lot about fashion... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

"grattis på födelsedagen" in Swedish "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Gotta watch ouuut for those Canadians, eh?! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Why is it that every time Nat mentions food, I need to go google it? Because you're 'merkan and don't cook and/or bake???!! ETA: "and/or bake" "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Ohhhh I forgot this one... I sliced the tip of my finger... And later found it in the banoffee pie I served to diner guests... I HOPE no one noticed!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Sums it up perfectly. Not the same, but I think my mom must be the coolest person on earth... When I told her I wanted to skydive, she immediately asked whether I would mind if she came along because she also wanted to try!! (She did an IAD out of a C-182... She jumped right before me and and arched like a pro - it was AWESOME!) When I got my motorcycle licence, she was thrilled - riding a bike was a dream of hers forever... For her 60th birthday (a couple of weeks ago), I bought her motorcycle lessons... Well, she took the classes and did superbly well

I'm surprised that some of the strange injuries have happened to several people!!! In any case, it's entertaining to read about everyone's mishaps!! TOE (again) Last week, my bf stubbed his toe on the wooden ladder that separates my 2 floors... I couldn't help but burst into laughter and he was horrified at my reaction... HOWEVER, he pissed himself laughing 2 hours later when I stubbed my toe in the exact same way!!! What a hypocrite!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

We should re-name you Air "The Toolman" Twardo!!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Oh dear... Just remembered this one: My ex was an officer in the Military for a while and one of his soldiers once came back from R&R with a broken knob... Yep... A broken knob... Just to make the guy sweat, he said "right, let's have a look, then"... Horrified, the soldier proceeded to unzip his trousers and my ex yelled "jesus, soldier, I don't want to see your fucking knob - put that thing away!" (And then he and his mates probably all laughed the minute this guy was out the door!!!) No points for guessing how *that* injury happened... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

You still have the energy to jump from chair-to-chair and/or do flips off of bunk-beds??!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Adam - I am *sure* that stick was not deliberately aimed at your skull!! How's the new bathroom DYI going?!

A thread about jumping with jewelry made me think of this topic... So... Share your most weird/unlikely injuries for all to enjoy - if you have pics, even better

My point was that length of time has little to do with the quality of the sex... If a guy can pound me for 2 hours, that's probably NOT enjoyable. If we play for ages and he comes 10 minutes after penetration - that can be totally AWESOME. The biggest misconceptions men seem to have are about size, length of time and technique... A big knob (like big boobs) are a bonus, but not a must. Poor technique can always improve and is never as bad as someone thinking only of himself. And length of time... Well, if it's great sex, it doesn't need to last for hours on end. Hell, foreplay can MORE than compensate for an early explosion "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

-A selfish lover is BAD... Someone who isn't in tune with me, what I like, and how I feel and just thinks about his dick and his orgasm. Bad, bad, BAD. -Personally, I prefer a man who starts slowly and finishes quickly to a man who starts quickly and doesn't fucking stop for 2 hours... -A man who likes getting head but never thinks to return the favour... The ideal situation is a man who *enjoys* making you feel good. I imagine the same is true for men as well - you probably prefer a blowjob from an enthusiastic partner than someone who needs her head pushed down to comply... -Someone who is pushy/rude/abusive. Rough sex can be awesome, but it's all about respect. Respecting each-other's boundaries and feelings and accepting that sometimes you just aren't up for it. -Lack of hygiene... Yuk. I like a man to smell manly, but I don't want him to smell/taste like old cheeze... Ewwww... -Maybe not everyone feels this way but I hate when a man sweats like a river... This one is just a shame because I know it can't be helped, but it's nevertheless a big turn off... Still, I think the worst thing is a selfish/disrespectful lover. Everything else can improve and/or be overlooked. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

If everyone shot one person they hate, would anyone still be left standing? If everyone got to save one person they love, would anyone be killed? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

I wore one for a while that I bought from Tammy Carbone. It's really beautiful and one of the very few pieces of jewellery I own. Hardly ever wear it anymore, but still really love it. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Never merely assume when you are including a global audience. Not *that* global... What percentage on here would you estimate are american, watch TV, and have seen a show about their favourite celebrities (which has been on the air since 1994)??? I don't believe anyone on here was going to think "my, what an original list of 10 questions Nataly just came up with" "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

I merely assumed it was well enough known that there was no point in referencing it (apart from the BLATANTLY obvious title). ETA: a better response would have been to put in your own answers. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

1. What is your favorite word? oh putain ! (Like when you've just realised you're late for an important meeting.) 2. What is your least favorite word? slut 3. What turns you on? honesty, humour - especially dark humour, kindness, patience, humblness in someone who is extremely talented/clever/giving/challenged 4. What turns you off? jealousy, close-mindedness, people who are judgemental, women who step on other women - or anyone who puts down others when they have every reason to empathise with them, people who fight when they should stand united 5. What sound or noise do you love? when someone sighs in delight 6. What sound or noise do you hate? lies, lies and damn lies 7. What is your favorite curse word? twat - but only in a British accent! 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? so many things that don't involve excel!! 9. What profession would you not like to do? public relations / personal assistant / slavery 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? aren't you glad you were wrong on this one?! Please replace my answers with your own

Holy fuck... I think I would lose the will to live (and have a very sore vagina!!!)... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

ONE bad experience??! Jesus, I can't even recall a single time where calling customer services didn't result in me getting a massive headache... I avoid calling them unless it's ABSOLUTELY necessary... Usually I try to call after I've had really unbelievable sex - at least that way I'm mellow and less prone to fly into a fit of RAGE. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

There are SOOO many reasons, but chief among these is the fact that when I am pissed off about something, I want to speak to someone who is *responsible* for this problem and/or can do something about it... I hate when that I pay a fortune staying on hold for AGES, just waiting for my call to be answered. I hate when said call gets disconnected (after being on hold for 35 minutes). I hate when you simply CANNOT select the option that relates to your problem, because there isn't one. Usually, you have to go through the ENTIRE recorded message just to realise this fact... And then you get disconnected... ARGH!!! I hate when I get re-directed to someone in India who barely speaks English... I hate when the numpty at the end of the line has NO IDEA what I'm talking about (because they don't speak English). I hate when they have absolutely NO AUTHORITY to do ANYTHING to help. I hate when they are rude/nasty to me because their last caller was an arsehole... And most of all, I HATE that there is absolutely no reason to be cross at *them* no matter how angry *you* are, because they are just some poor bastard trying to earn a living. Unless of course they are being rude. Rude call-center people irritate the shit out of me (even though I can totally understand how shit their job must be). Rant over. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

That may be true of people who delliberately look for "easy targets" but doesn't account for the "crazies" that are out there... Plus, although I agree that you can avoid obviously dangerous situations, it's my belief that we focus too much on "blaming the victims" and not enough on reducing/stopping the perpetrators. There is no one fix for everything regarding this unless you just hide in your house! LOL. Nope - some crazies will break and enter and rape your dead body... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

As briefly as possible, describe your mobile phone contract/minutes/options. Just curious, 'cause I think they are tearing me a new arsehole... €52 per month = -60 inclusive minutes (local calls only) -unlimited e-mail/SMS -unlimited TV (only from my phone - 20 unbelievably shit channels with shit connection) -unlimited internet (only from my phone) -3 local numbers which are unlimited "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

That may be true of people who delliberately look for "easy targets" but doesn't account for the "crazies" that are out there... Plus, although I agree that you can avoid obviously dangerous situations, it's my belief that we focus too much on "blaming the victims" and not enough on reducing/stopping the perpetrators. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss