Nataly

That's clever - you will always win this way!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Hmm... I thought you had a boyfriend? I'm sorry.. Did my 50 threads on the pitfalls of online dating not make my singleness clear?? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

OMG.. I don't know what I was thinking.. Now my back hurts from the cleaning and my legs & butt are killing me from the roller-blading!!! Ha ha ha!! Seemed like a good idea at the time, but my co-workers are sure gonna wonder what I've been up to this weekend when I walk like a cripple tomorrow!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Hmm.. Tough call.. Most of the time I think it's *great*.. Then occasionally I get tired of watching porn And it's kind of sad around the holidays - but then thankfully Christmas only happens once per year!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

I've just spent ALL DAY cleaning/clearing my flat.. I like to do this about once per year to de-clutter, plus I am slowly coming round to the idea of getting rid of all my shit so I can quit my job & go travelling.. Well, the plus side of all this work is I've discovered MY FLAT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ME TO ROLLER-BLADE IN IT - YIPPEE!!!!

I only removed one freckle - sheesh!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

As well as the lovely neck.

Are you sayin' you wanna join in on the fun?? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Spankings are in order. YEAH BABY!! NOW you're talkin' "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Is this *your* fantasy??! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

HEY!!! I don't ruin up your fantasies! My fantasy *is* to have a MASSIVE cock.. Just not one that's physically attached to my own body "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

So you can't even prove you are not Funks? Damn, that sucks. Shhh.. Don't tell anyone I have a MASSIVE cock! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Yep.. I think just about anyone would love to win billion of dollars.. *sigh*.. I wonder if it's possible to have that kind of money but remain anonymously rich?? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

I'm flattered "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Ah ha ha!!! *LOVE IT!!!* "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Hmm.. Not sure you really do.. The brilliant thing about playing in front of old people is that they're too deaf to hear how much you SUCK!!! Ha ha ha!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

To deserve all this bad karma.. I passed my motorcycle test in mid October.. I had to send my licence back to the motoring peeps for it to be updated with my new skillz.. And it's been so long now I phoned today to find out what the delay was.. Turns out they have no record of me even passing the test, let alone receiving my driver's licence.. So not only is my only piece of ID lost in the vortex of the postal strikes, but they don't even believe I'm licensed to ride 2 wheels!! To make matters worse, I had to send my Canadian passport to have that renewed as well.. So I'm *completely* ID-less at the moment.. Waaaahhhh!! I want my mommy to sort out the meenies who won't let me fly/ride anywhere.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

I had a "free exam" in my late teens that was covered under my dental insurance.. I went and sure enough, the wisdom-teeth-specialist-dude told me they had to come out. In fact, according to him they would never grow on their own because my mouth was too small.. I'm like "no way that's true because everyone knows I'm a big-mouth and anyway you're only saying that 'cause you get $200 per tooth!!" So I walked out and about 1 week later one of my wisdom teeth started growing - so I felt justified in not getting them removed.. Then about 2-3 weeks later, said tooth/gumline got REALLY infected.. Funnily enough, there was no room for the tooth to grow.. Was in SO MUCH agony for the next month (it was during exams) that I went & got all 4 removed. Was awake the whole time and for the tooth that was still a bit infected felt EVERYTHING. It fucking HURT like nothing I've ever experience - thank god it was over in a matter of seconds. Never took any pain meds - didn't feel any pain.. Although my whole head did swell up to about the size of a basketball!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Careful Shroppy - you're coming dangerously close to comparing me to a pile of dirty laundry!!! Yeah.. I really like Andrea's idea. Even if I can't volunteer for serving xmas diner, I'm sure there is *some* sort of charity work I can get involved in. I used to do lots of volunteer work at old peoples' homes.. Little things like playing the piano or just going to visit some people I got to know over time.. Lots of folk in there don't have any family left, or else nobody visits them "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Sorry mate.. I'm too worried you'd tear up my return ticket once I got there!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

Ohh.. This is a great idea

So you are hinting that you are available for the cost of a ticket?

Still don't have any plans for Xmas, and it's creeping up on me.. Any ideas that don't involve flying somewhere (can't afford it)? Alternatively, can you come up with some wacky stories I can tell people when they ask so I don't have to mumble something under my breath?!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss

It's the excitement you feel when you look forward to seeing them again.. The anticipation of the first (or next) kiss.. The fact that you get all giggly when you get a little text from them.. It's just feeling happy to be with the person and wanting more

I'm so sorry for your loss.. My thoughts are with you.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss