Nataly

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  1. Just to clarify, the proper way to cover the brake is not with the left foot, but to take the right foot off the accelerator pedal and use it to cover the brake pedal. That's the way we were taught in driver ed, and that's how I taught my own kids. I'm glad someone said that.. But I'm hoping he meant that he uses his left foot to change gears.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  2. Wow.. I'm sorry to hear that about your sister, but it's cool that despite fundamental differences you've worked it out over time.. Is she older or younger? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  3. This one wasn't a first date, but a first time "meeting the parents"... So I brought my British then-boyfriend home to meet my folks.. Whilst bending over to take off his shoes, my mother said to me "oh Natalie, you're right - he *does* have a cute bum" and she SQUEEZED HIS BUM!!! As if that wasn't enough to mortify the poor bastard, once recovered from the assault, he politely asked where my father was.. To which my mom replied (with a completely straight face): "oh.. He's upstairs, cleaning his gun." My dad doesn't own a gun.. I'm surprised the guy didn't run away screaming!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  4. Ya shoulda picked the last option, then!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Ha ha!! Thought it was funny the whole way through but laughed OUT LOUD at the punch-line!! Good one! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  6. I'm just curious.. I'm the middle child - I have an older brother and a younger sister. We're pretty neutral - not in a good or bad way.. We just don't seem to have much in common somehow, which is weird in a way since we grew up in the same house and had the same upbringing!! I've always wondered what it is that makes families work or not work.. All of my friends seem to have good relationships with their families.. Yet from lots of stories I hear it seems like dysfunctional families are the norm.. What about people on here? Love your siblings? Hate them? Feel indifferent about them? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  7. Anyone else be willing to pay a lot of money to see Dave wearing one of those? My boss from 3 years ago had to take his car to the shop, and the rental car they gave him was the same size as a smart-car.. I just about peed myself laughing when I watched this 6'7'' man drive into work in that thing.. His knees were practically up to his chin, and I swear he had to slouch down and bend his head sideways so as to not have his head go through the roof!! He looked like one of those contortionists squeezed into an abnormally small box with wheels!! SOOOO funny!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Sounds about right! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  9. Sorry to hear that dude.. Maybe you gave your heart to the wrong person.. That doesn't make you the schmuck.. It makes her a poopie head. Cheating is wrong. Period. I've never cheated. I've never wanted to cheat. I think some people are just like that - they are not tempted. I've always found it hard to judge people who *are* tempted, simply because it not something I've ever experienced.. Maybe for some people saying no is harder than for others.. Still.. Infidelity is not something I think I could forgive. It's a massive breach of trust.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  10. Ha ha ha! I went for a spin on Saturday evening and couldn't *believe* the traffic on the roads.. Then the next day, my French boyfriend asked me what morale was like in England after the Rugby game against France.. I have NO clue about sports stuff!! Had I known I would obviously have timed my trip about half an hour *before* the game ended!!! Good luck sleeping tonight "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  11. Agree with you on that one.. Although I can see how you could get spiritually or intellectually close to someone without it being cheating.. Depending on the circumstance.. And only if it's purely platonic, IMO. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  12. That's a good philosophy.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  13. Bloody hell, that's incredible! Congrats to her.. Hope you had a nice bubble bath waiting for her when she got home??! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  14. Guess you're shit out of luck if a hot chick picked 1, 2 or 4!! Maybe you could have cards made up with all 4 answers and give out whichever one is picked!! Sounds a bit complicated though.. Like all good "magic" tricks, you'd have to practise! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  15. Hmm.. So far, fantasising, flirting, and kissing a woman have the lowest scores.. I guess that isn't really too surprising given those are the "milder" choices.. I like Remster's answer, though.. Dishonesty is a pretty sure sign of unfaithfulness.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  16. Mwaaa ha haaa!! I didn't read that far.. That's hilarious! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  17. Actually, we implanted a IED into Squeaks brain, if he DOESN´T read every post on here... -BOOM- head explodes! All the more reason for him to stop reading mine!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  18. He would if he read your online posts We all get it Squeak - you don't like me.. You don't have to say something negative about every post I make. Seriously. You dont get, I dont dislike you one bit I dont know you, I only know what you post here, most of which is a look at poor me me me style of post, Seriously. Well if you constantly draw attention to yourself, dont expect it to be fawning attention. Oh and get off Dizzy and Find a job so you can have something new to complain about Whatever. I don't think everyone on here is *fantastic*, but I don't feel the need to bully, put down, or belittle anyone. If you find me so irritating, why don't you try not reading my threads? No one is forcing you to, ya know. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  19. The only solution to a truly bad roommate is to move out. Bring it up, and he might change his behaviour - but then again, it might just add a whole lot of tension in the air unnecessarily.. Don't bring it up, and you get progressively more annoyed.. Play some childish tricks on him and he might retaliate - these things so easily get out of hand.. Nope.. Just move. ASAP, if possible. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  20. He would if he read your online posts We all get it Squeak - you don't like me.. You don't have to say something negative about every post I make. Seriously. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  21. The poll isn't meant to be comprehensive, anyway.. And cheating is a relative term.. I think it's fair to say that not everyone agrees on what is and what isn't acceptable.. For me, infidelity is hard to determine.. But essentially, it's about 2 things: 1 - if you do something you know your partner wouldn't be happy with 2 - if you have to lie about it If either one (or both) applies, you're almost certainly cheating. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  22. Think you meant the 3rd option? Yeah.. I suppose that's true.. But I guess it depends.. If he/she fantasises all the time and never tells you about it.. I dunno.. Not sure how I feel about that.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  23. I'm just curious.. Which one(s) of the above would you consider cheating? I think for me, all of the above I would consider as being unfaithful if it was my guy doing it.. But I was wondering what guys consider as unfaithful.. Edit - oops! spelling! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  24. We have a winner! When I tried this one out for shits and giggles, I got the following response: "Yes. I can give you a blowjob all by myself but we need a third person for me to sandwich you" Wow!! That's good!! I don't need pick up lines.. I'm a woman.. I could probably just grab a guy and tell him he's coming home with me.. He probably wouldn't protest too much!! I should try it sometime.. Obviously only if I were single.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  25. Hmmm.. Yes.. Funny that! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss