Lindercles

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  1. The show isn't just going to be televised after 11pm, it's been televised after 11pm since 2001.
  2. The USPA SIM lumps skysurfing into the same category as freeflying and freestyle in section 6-2, and doesn't really give any requirements at all except have an A license. Section 6-2 B:
  3. I'm going to cut and paste that in the women's contest thread just to see how differently (or similarly) the two groups react.
  4. Do you really have to ask? You are in a unique position here. You have the opportunity to provide both entertainment and information to thousands of people. Not only should you, you have a responsibility to do so. And post all the details.
  5. Technically it's impossible to tell from the pic whether or not the doll is actually dead yet.
  6. Why would I want to crawl around the floor with a celebrity on my back making siren noises?
  7. Somebody's been making you eat crow?
  8. Exactly. The article really came off like someone who knows nothing about skydiving happened to read one issue of a magazine and do a book report on it, which is probably exactly what happened.
  9. I banged my stapler because I'm beautiful.
  10. For instance: You kill it, and throw it in the garbage. On a high from the smell of blood you step outside in search of more prey. You happen to pass a man on the street and your beaming smile is infectious. He decides that perhaps today is not the day to kill himself after all. He goes into work in his lab that day and discovers the cure for cancer. He does a little celebration dance, knocks over a beaker, which breaks and slits the wrist of his lab assistant whom he is secretly in love with. He is so distraught the he kills himself anyway and the cure for cancer just sits there useless until the janitor throws it away a few months later.
  11. Dude, if LisaH can post necrophilic pics in another thread, I'm pretty sure you're not going to get banned for a dumb joke.
  12. Why's that, moose? [/80's TV reference]
  13. If you don't, you'll have forever cemented your reputation on dz.com for being a total pussy.
  14. The rat in this case is sort of like your asshole uncle. You'd really like to disembowel him sometimes, and you'd like to watch any other member of your family do it as well. But if some stranger came along and tried to fuck with him, you'd get pissed. "That's MY asshole uncle, bitch!" Makes sense to me.
  15. Lindercles

    stretching

    I don't know if it will help your skills, but it will definitely help your body. I always stretch before jumping, running, or any other physical activity. I usually get up from my desk at some point in the day to stretch just because it feels good. It's good for you. Last weekend I forgot to stretch before the first jump of the day and my back was sore for two days afterward.
  16. But why would you run.... I mean, dictators don't... Aww fuck it, have fun.