Lindercles

How you like that piledriver, bitch!

As mentioned by Eule earlier in this thread, I find that the Unplug extension works better than VideoDownloader (even if VideoDownloader was popular first).

Stand By Me.

That disturbs me. It's not your fault, but it definitely disturbs me.

I live in Austin.

Normally I wouldn't respond to idiotic threads, but Price Cherry is just too good.

Forum rules, bro! Forum rules!

I'm not sure how to go about seriously fucking wind, but please get video.

Phone sex is very high in the Pantheon of really awkward things that you're supposed to enjoy.

I've never had Panera Bread, but the thread title caused me to dig up Far Beyond Driven. I'd forgotten how good that album is.

You keep your money in the bathroom?

That's one strong granny! She rocks my world....literally.

Greeks vs. Chavs bowling? Brilliant! Don't forget to get video.

You're not wrong, you're just sick.

Nice shoes.

What if one of them is 28 and the other is 26?

Do me a favor and point and laugh at Lindsay Jacobellis if you see her. Also, Torah Bright is hot and has a sexy accent.

If you can't read three verses of rhyming lyrics then it's probably not worth it anyway.

Edited to add clicky for those that would rather listen than read (it's just a song, but it's probably NSFW). Just borrow a response from Ween: My dinners on fire while she watches tv And if youve ever wondered what its like to be me She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes Yells at my buddies and insults my folks Im breakin my back doin the best that I can Shes got time for the dog and none for her man And Im no dope, but I cant cope So hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope You can piss up a rope And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin Pack your bag, I dont need the ag On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle Now youre up shits creek with a turd for a paddle And I cant cope -- piss up a rope You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle For the last 6 months I been packin your bag You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk Im sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk And Im no dope, but Ive lost all hope So hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope

"My friend Steve likes cats. People are always saying 'Oh, Steve’s really a cat person'. No he’s not. If Steve were a cat person it’d be, like, 'Hey, Steve never goes in the pool.' " -Demetri Martin

You can be my wing man. Come to Temple, the flaps on the PAC are strong enough for the front floater to stand on.

Note to self: Keep punches away from the mouth.

Kettle!

Don't hate me because I'm perceptive.

Oh god no, but the line is funny anyway.