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    Why are bean sprouts a woman thing?
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    Check your faith-in-humanity meter. It appears to be running in the red zone.
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    Hey now, don't confuse Aggie water with Texas water. You've clearly never had a drink from the Edwards Aquifer.
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    Yeah, when I received my first email from San Marcos in a year or so, I figured there must be something really cool happening.
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    For the record, Crystal Light is definitely not a sports drink. Come to think of it, what the fuck is the point of Crystal Light anyway?
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    Be sure to let us know if they eat you.
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    Here's what the pictures don't tell you: #1. She agreed to sleep outside if he promised to let her ride the bike with the seat off. #2. She's just biding her time until his rich, fat slob ass dies of a heart attack. She is the smartest of the three. #3. All those beer bottles are empty. She drank them all and then passed out before having drunk monkey sex. This is her punishment.
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    I'm sorry, the term "metrosexual" is no longer considered PC. The new preferred term is "closeted."
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    You? I don't know. The general public? Because they're lazy bastards.
  10. Lindercles
    How does a newspaper become African American?
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    I'd drink two gallons of water and try not to pee for as long as I could. Oh wait, that's what I'd do to avoid dealing with that shit.
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    Bears are the number one threat in America.
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    Already done. See post #5 of this thread.
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    1. Wrap a rubberband tightly around your balls. 2. Punch yourself in the balls repeatedly. Hard. 3. Suck it up.
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    Lindercles, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director. However, I tried one more (and I'm not making this up, it really said this): andy_copland, Your ideal job is a Dentist.
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    They'll be even more famous when they eat you. Interloper.
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    Is there a particular reason that future skydiving has to die with this building, or are those two completely separate questions?
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    In this case, having balls is actually a hindrance.
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    I just know there's a good teeth joke in there somewhere...
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    I'm not a rigger. I'm just an average shmo trying to make sense of this. But, theoretically, wouldn't it be possible for a person going for their ticket to pack a reserve while being supervised by a rigger, then have the rigger unpack it and repack it? After all, the reqs say that the "student" must pack 20 reserves, but they don't say that those packs actually have to be jumped. I'm not saying this is feasible, but wouldn't it satisfy the two seemingly incongruous requirements?
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    Oh, you are so wrong for posting that.
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    Perhaps the part where you're dreaming of him?
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    Hey now, don't blame me for ruining your post. You did that all on your own. But you gotta admit, the idea of stitch posting sex threads while "in descent" is pretty fucking funny.
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    I'm pretty sure Gnarls Barkley was named for the shape and sound of his vocal cords, repsectively.