Lindercles

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  1. I never have understood this particular western interpretation of Karma.
  2. It doesn't actually say if Keith Urban is the painter's real name. If it is, then the singer can fuck off, if it's not he may actually have a case.
  3. I like this one. It sounds like it could be a new cartoon for the Cartoon Network. Definitely calls for blinking neon signs placed around all the major cities. The Psycho Astro needs to be wearing a diaper though. Chris Ruh Roh Reorge! Ri've rone razy!
  4. And why do theft victims always get mad? It's not like getting mad will get your stuff back. Idiots. Just lie back and think of England. That anger could be much better spent while driving.
  5. I thought this was going to be a thread about Snoop Dogg falling in love.
  6. That's pretty useless here, people in Austin don't wait for signals anyway.
  7. I'm from Texas, wishing death on people is a requirement.
  8. Lindercles

    Lost

    That's exactly why I haven't watched any of them while they're still playing. For the first and second seasons I waited until they came out on dvd and watched them all in a weekend, and this season I'm dvring them all.
  9. For a second there I thought this thread belonged in Incidents.
  10. Spots on a dick are not generally a good sign.
  11. A year is barely enough time to get to know someone, depending on circumstances. Even in very close quarters a year is the bare minimum of time it takes to have seen someone in enough different situations to really know what they're like. Edited to add: Wow, that sounded pretty bleak and preachy, so I guess I should add YMMV.
  12. Nobody will believe you until you post them. Liar.
  13. So are we, dude. Then again, all the more reason to make fun of the old folks while we still can.
  14. May the largest penises our prison system has to offer penetrate their orifices daily.
  15. That sounds like a scene straight out of Gummo.
  16. Humans are animals, so I'll go with yes.
  17. Other: Wait until you get on the ground and then point and laugh hysterically, repeatedly. Also, don't forget to bring it up every time you see him thereafter.
  18. I don't think so hun...good try So he just claimed the bet was non void. Then you said no, thus making it void. So by your own insistance, you just voided the bed. He doesn't owe you anything.
  19. Happy birthday, buddy. Maybe one of these days I'll actually see you again.