Lindercles
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Who cares if she's fat or not? That's why god invented alcohol.
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By the British definition, probably all of them.
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I'm slightly disturbed by the fact that you own womfish.com
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Exactly.
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Translation: old chicks need dick, too.
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Would you propose on dropzone.com to the person above you?
Lindercles replied to Bolas's topic in The Bonfire
I hate you and you're not funny you piece of shit. Please note: I don't actually think that way about you, that's just what I would say if I were to propose to you. -
Please insert your guy card into the nearest shredder. You'll get it back in three days, we promise.
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So people who deal with it by denial don't count?
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I'm guessing it wasn't. Unless by "biplanes" you meant "risers" and by "dangle between" you meant "cut away from."
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Would you vote for a confirmed atheist for president?
Lindercles replied to JackC's topic in Speakers Corner
Which question are we supposed to be answering with our vote? -
So the question is... Would you?
Lindercles replied to gontleman's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Of course I would...no packing! -
Because that's exactly what it is?
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The irony, of course, is that this thread was first posted 7 months ago.
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Please relay the following message to him for me: "kill yourself."
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My pen is black. oops, typo. I meant to say "my penis is as big as a black man's."
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Damn, this is a tough one. I stared at it for hours and couldn't find Waldo. I think he's hiding behind the Ipod.
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There are several recipes in The Anarchist Cookbook that call for more than one grain of salt. Is it ok to increase the salt dosage if what you're reading calls for it?
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Since when has "because it's hard" ever been a good excuse not to do something?
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Be careful you don't lose a shoe on exit, especially if you're the one in the door.
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And if they shared a rectum but had two anuses, you could go in one hole and out the other. I bet that would look cool.
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Is this thread about me?
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I was standing at the bar at a gay club one time when two guys passed by, a black guy walking really fast, dragging a white guy behind him. As they passed the white guy says to me "don't ever date a black man!" What else could I say besides, "oh, I know."
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Her water bottle? Gas tank? Shopping cart? What exactly are you getting at?
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A great way to start a conversation is to say "what's your favorite color?" A great way to end a conversation is to say "what's your favorite color person?"
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Dude, go get your liver checked. You look jaundiced.