Lindercles

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  1. Get used to disappointment.
  2. No one of consequence.
  3. *cough*bullshit*cough* You're not going to sneak that one past me, you dirty liar. You've never refused a good round of troublemakin' in your life.
  4. I do oversleep too much, but I've recently acquired a wake up text message service. In the event that fails, I'll definitely look into the clock.
  5. Brung is a real word But you fucked up the rhyme scheme Way to go broham
  6. I'm on that. How'd you know that's my favorite?
  7. I'd like to see him try to be charmingly befuddled with a sword sticking out of his face.
  8. I'm still trying to figure that one out. My guess is both.
  9. The more you drink the smaller your boobs get, and the more he drinks the bigger your boobs get, so it evens out.
  10. Sweet, with 14 protein I can become a level 10 Glutton.
  11. http://www.takeacoldshowerandquitbeingcreepy.com
  12. All this talk of OB/GYNs and mud flaps....the mind reels...
  13. I'll take one, but only if they can program it to say "all your base are belong to us."
  14. I had it once. It actually wasn't that bad. But I don't go for fast food in general.
  15. Sure, if you're into the whole "McDonald's of mexican food" thing.
  16. Right next to mine, that way when you piss her off she won't have far to walk.
  17. I like George Michael's "Faith." I've been listening to it all day. There, I said it.
  18. Listen to Bryan, he knows what he's talking about. After all, I'm first in line for his girlfriend when they break up.
  19. Silver foxes looking for romance In the chain smoke kansas flashdance ass pants