Lindercles

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  1. We should start a club for guys that had to be dragged into the sport by chicks. Of course, you and I may be the only two members. The only difference between your story and mine is that she had been begging me to do it for a while and I was being a total pussy and it took her offering to pay for me before I just didn't have any excuse not to anymore.
  2. Because if I had a fetish for rubbing my dick around in blood and pus I would have become a priest.
  3. I suppose it depends on where they are. For instance, I'm sure she can handle the ones on her face herself, but I once dated a girl that got them pretty bad between her asscheeks. In that case, it was actually in my own best interest to help her out with those.
  4. That's just fine with me. I'd much rather come *on* them anyway.
  5. I think you were being sarcastic, and I'm not sure why.
  6. Ironically, the Amazon women used to cut off one breast so that they could kill more efficiently.
  7. What are you, an Irish pimp?
  8. You need an "I do it for the chicks" option.
  9. And as we all know, posting goodbye threads is a tacit admission that you know no one will notice your absence.
  10. Meh, Skymama falls into the same category as cilantro for me. Which is to say, I hate cilantro.
  11. I'm sure you won't have a problem finding someone on here to photoshop a pic for you. We look out for people like that.
  12. Yeah cause those just grow on trees.. Obviously they don't grow on trees. That's just silly. They grow on the internet.
  13. Nice gratuitous ass shot at the end of the second video.
  14. Fuck you, you fucking limey!
  15. If you're worried about resisting urges, your sig line always stay true.
  16. I'm from Atlanta baby He from Savannah, maybe We should hook up and get tore up and then lay down hey we Got to go because the bus is pulling out in 30 minutes
  17. Dammit, everytime I read your sig line I have to listen to that song.
  18. There is no reasoning with the Chuck-o-philes. I had to put it in terms they would understand.
  19. QuoteSomethings never change Of course somethings never change. If they did, they'd become nothings, and that would blow everything we know about physics out of the water.
  20. Will he stop being able to lol if he plays it too long?
  21. Gee, and I thought I was special.
  22. Change a couple of nouns and that's almost exactly what I was thinking.