TypicalFish

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  1. Leather and latex and black whips that sting... These are a few of my favorite things... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. I'm naked from the waist down. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. True, but it's so much more fun when it's spontaneous... I have a friend (who is an ATF agent) who sometimes walks around the office in his firefighter helmet and goggles saying "Safety First!"... GOTTA liven up the work day. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  4. From "The Top Ten Pirate Pickup Lines" section... Number 1.) "PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!" Classic. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  5. ...so take a moment to tie your necktie around your head and TALK LIKE A PIRATE! It's liberating. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  6. Care to branch out to another fish?... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. Blindness causes masturbation? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  8. Def Leppard/Journey double bill... Crowd on its feet the WHOLE time... Dream show? Elvis' come-back special... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. I think... ...I might be a nudist. Possibly. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. And it rears its ugly head... The thread, that is... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. Fixed. Even better... I've been TRYING to figure out what it was that made me get naked. Finally. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. AHEM~ and why did'nt I see you last time I was in Baltimore??? g Because you picked the ONE WEEKEND I was back in So Cal... I wept. Like a little girl. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  13. 35 minutes on the train, man, right into Union Station... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. You should roll down to DC Friday or Saturday evening, come into my bar... Pretty good scene, and I'll get you GOOD and loaded up... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. Honest answer? I wouldn't even dignify it with a response and move on. She's your EX, why bring it all up again over a friggin' Costco card? Just my take on it. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  16. Babaganoush. It's just fun to say. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  17. Princess. Sorry, I just COULDN"T say "Bitch" to you...
  18. I make my OWN. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. ...do banks put braille on drive-thru ATM's? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. I am out of town all next week, so probably the weekend of the 26th or the 2nd... MAJORLY looking forward to it... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. OK, so I showed this to one of the kids who has been tentatively contemplating coming out (just to hear the "Forget It!") and this is her response: "Oh, I didn't know you had a SECOND parachute just in case; I'm all in for it now!"... CLASSIC. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. Now THAT would have been a video! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. We have about twenty five that are planning on going, and are actually serious about it... Should be a good time, looking to maybe BBQ afterwards... They're all bartenders, so they should fit right in... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  24. Glad you're ok, doll... I'll make sure to show it to the group I'm bringing out... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  25. I like a little pane with my playsure... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET