TypicalFish

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  1. A friend of mine turned me on to: FUCKTARD. I don't know why; it just resonates with me. It can also be conjugated to "fucktarded". "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. Depends. Is is with Keith? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. Funny, I have never had someone tell me they had a headache...
  4. Hi, doll... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  5. SH*T! Every time this thread pops up I think "There goes my Senate confirmation".... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  6. With what? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. Sorry for the repost... But I have to ask, how does a cellphone up the ass become an SC topic? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  8. ...but your ass is ringing... OWWWWW. Cell phones found inside four prisoners Wed Sep 6, 10:57 PM ET SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - Cellular telephones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday. The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of each of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said. The names of the prisoners, all members of the dangerous Mara Salvatrucha gang, were not released in order to avoid jeopardizing an ongoing investigation that began a month ago, he said. Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the prison known as Zacatras, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. Authorities also found nine cell phone chips and one charger. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. I... AM... SPEECHLESS... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. Are you saying liberals=asinine? I am confused... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. Coming from YOU, afraid to come back to D.C... Worried about a little "drive-by hair mussing"? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. I was reading an article about the Jon Benet suspect, and the whole sort of "sub culture" of child pageants, and how they could be seen in some ways as "exploitative"... The industry's response? Note: From Newsweek Or, as Jeb Nolan, general manager of a Denver-based children's talent agency, unsentimentally puts it, "As long as there are JonBenet Ramseys, there's going to be a need for a child to play JonBenet in the TV movie." Am I too sensitive? Or is that just F%$#@D up? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  13. Fixed it... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. Ironically (and sadly), it was Michele Spray (themitchyone); we both did our first jumps around the same time and used to trade PM's multiple times a day... Unfortunately, she passed about a year later, I sorely miss her wit and sweetness... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. I haven't heard her sing... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  16. No, I have the tach twisted so the peak of the powerband is when the needle is straight up and down... Don't have to watch it that way... I turned the Speedo because the at my height, the wheel obstructed the 45-85 MPH range... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  17. Yeah, it's a GREAT piece of road; I would have wound it out a little higher but I had the top down and my CD's were getting sucked out... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  18. TWO of my favorite things.... NEW YORK (AP) - Brown-Forman Corp., which makes Jack Daniel's, Southern Comfort and other liquor and wine brands, said Monday it agreed to acquire assets of the Mexican tequila company Grupo Industrial Herradura SA de CV for $876 million. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. Gotta LOVE the AZ desert... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. What happened? Glad all involved are OK, no matter what it was. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. My advice? Karma is a MOTHERFUCKER. Trust me when I tell you, BTDT. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. Thanks... I have been on this for two days... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. HA! EXCELLENT story. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET