TypicalFish

I think I might have at the Reno Room... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Will you be naked? Is that the uniform? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

No, as I am a straight guy... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Can I work the counter? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Hey, when are you coming back to Adams Morgan??? THAT's entertainment... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

You hit the nail RIGHT ON THE HEAD, babe.

You're JOKING, right? Whoever "some" is are IDIOTS, and if I was there I would snatch their Guy Card. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Share. Mine (one of many, believe me): I dated an actress/model/stripper type (oh, yeah; heart of gold, you know the type) for a number of months. Beautiful girl; more baggage than a fully loaded 767. Anyway, after a stormy, tumultuous relationship, we split up on what could be called "mutually acrimonious" terms. Truthfully, I was just glad that I had gotten out physically and emotionally intact. Unbeknownst to me, however, my PSYCHO-EX (which, interestingly enough, is what my friends have called her ever since) had stolen my Dayrunner (yes, this was in the days before Palm Vs)and proceeded to call EVERY person in it and tell them what a bastard I had been (which to a certain extent is probably true). People she never met. People I hadn't talked to in years. A total of at least 100 individual calls. How did I find out? When I called my mechanic to schedule some work on my car. I said "FYI, I have a new number". His response: "I know, ******** called me and told me all about it". Simple. Elegant. And with the added benefit of making people like my best friend's sister, who I had not talked to in two years, call me up and say "Hey, how are things?". I guess she at least saved me the trouble of explaining it to anyone. My MECHANIC, for god's sake. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Beach is GOOOOD... The honey in the Caribbean... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. Pretty much spot on. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Bmph, Bmph... is this thing on? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Shouldn't the thread title be: Vagina ({}) ? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Nebulous AND granularity. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

She's SINGLE???? "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Oh, YES, I love the short ones too... Especially bookends like yourself and Gia... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I just HAVE to randomly chime in and say: I LOVE tall women. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Oh, NOOOOOO!!!!! It's BAAAAACK! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I have a suggestion but I know your answer would be "Exit Only!" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

THAT should be on the "Dropzone.com" T-shirt. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

The best gift my honey could give me is her own happiness and fulfillment... I'm sorry; I just threw up a little in my mouth... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I will spare you the obvious comment... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

You know you are welcome here, babe, but I live down in DC... Let me know if it works... We will be drinkin' either way... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I. CAN'T. WAIT.

I would adopt her!

You know, that is probably the most relevant comment on the whole thing. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET