TypicalFish

Will anyone buy me a... Oh, never mind. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

C O M M I T M E N T "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

...how long before moved to SC... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Is this sarcasm? It's a serious question; right, left, or in between it IS a major accomplishment for an army somewhat in disarray to be sending it's soldier's to tough, competitive training, isn't it? How is that title "clearly political"? (No, I am not saying it isn't politically motivated, the question is strictly in relation to the title.) How is it an accomplishment for the army to send one of its members to a school? Was the Iraqi Army in a level playing field competition with other nations' armies to send someone to Ranger School? What exactly did the Iraqi Army do that was more praiseworthy than the individual effort of this soldier to be selected? Good for him but I fail to see that the Iraqi Army deserves much credit for it. Fair comment, but that makes it political? I don't see how. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Is this sarcasm? It's a serious question; right, left, or in between it IS a major accomplishment for an army somewhat in disarray to be sending it's soldier's to tough, competitive training, isn't it? How is that title "clearly political"? (No, I am not saying it isn't politically motivated, the question is strictly in relation to the title.) "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I thought you saved that kind of play for me... God, it's been so long, I forgot who gets tied down. Hey, Ella, btw... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Vaguely reminiscent of his bachelor party where I managed to drop 1400 bucks between 3 in the afternoon and 11 the next night... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Well, fuckadoodalydo - I didn't get invited!!!! g Ummmm, that was PG... "Pre-Gia"... Oh, believe me, babe, you would be top on the guest list. M "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Hmmmm... Much like he did to mine... You told me you had a date; I just couldn't take the pain... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

...that she needs a cabana boy... PICK ME! PICK ME! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

TEQUILA! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

1982, my junior year in high school... Doing our best to look kewl, and falling flat on our faces at it... I'm on the right with the Bobby Sherman hair... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Hmmmmmmm... I KNOW I've got one somewhere... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

WHEERRRRRE ARRRREEEE YOUUUUUUU??!!! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) >______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem with the Wife 1.0 program. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under >Warnings>Alimony>Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several useful support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support >ForwardSourceID:NT00026502 >ForwardSourceID:NT0003C8FA "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Maybe we can find a way to combine them with the "Gia's Smooth Legs" thread... Just a thought... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Did someone say something about posting pics? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

SERIOUSLY funny stuff NSFW for swearing... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Are we going to have the opportunity for "Goggle Pictures"? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

It wasn't actually a gay bar... There were just alot of gays there... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Woooooooo Hoooooooooooo!!!! Happy Birthday, babydoll!!! Be sure to party in your "Birthday" suit! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Things haven't been the same since I left Trixie for Spreidel and ChimChim... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Are these real? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

LAAAAAAAAAAAAME. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I NEVER would have known... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET