TypicalFish

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  1. In that case; I'll speak in tongues... Smack away, baby... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. That sounds like a fun party. Actually, it sounds like MY bar... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. Absolutely, I don't mind being corrected... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  4. Yes, I have... And no, I'm not... Brandon, on the other hand... Though that just have been the Patron talking... Actually, I was flattered by it, as opposed to offended.
  5. "These turboprops are designed for cruise flight and not 10 to 12 takeoffs a day for four days running," he said. "That is too much wear and tear on the engines and explains why so many of these sky-diver planes crash due to engine failure." God, what an a%%hole... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  6. WTF is all you people's obsession with TS's? It DOES kind of make you wonder, doesn't it? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. ...BOOBS! It's NSFW Thursday! Motorboat! BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLU!
  8. OK, I don't for the most part, this is just a rant... So, I go to McDonald's for breakfast (I know, strike one, but I am PROFOUNDLY hung over) and get a sausage biscuit, hash browns, etc. I notice a homeless man outside the doors, so I pick him up a biscuit, too (I do this normally, and yes, I know it is illegal in Las Vegas and Orlando)... I walk out the door and give it to him, he thanks me, and then as I go to buy a paper from the machine by the door, proceeds to BITCH ME OUT for not buying one of the papers from him that he had STOLEN OUT OF the aforementioned machine. I mean, WTF? I don't expect some great show of gratitude (it's just a biscuit, after all), but JESUS, man... It really blew my groove. Somebody cheer me up. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. Double hander... ! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. The Republican leadership is SALIVATING at the idea, you can be sure. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. Possibly... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. I will spare you the innuendo about your gag reflex (literally) Edited to add: Glad you are OK, we have some tequila to share... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  13. Well said. It's Wednesday, so use a spatula... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. Shoulda done it at the store... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. Yeah she does. Speaking of, when are you gonna make a trip up to the NEW place? We were voted "Hottest DC Bar Scene Of The Year"... And I have a KILLER new margarita recipe... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  16. Yeah, you drag me into a pool hall and let your friends hit on me. I want to party with you three!! Oh, BELIEVE me, you do... And it simply MUST include Addie and weege...
  17. Yeah, you drag me into a pool hall and let your friends hit on me. Funny how "Dude, where did your friends go?" turns into "You dragged me..." "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  18. Except when he does not buy the beer he owes. too far man, too far. Dude, we KNOW what happens when you get drunk... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. Oh, DON'T you worry... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. I'll give it a DOUBLE smack for you... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. Dun been smacked! Well, in my head... I'll do it for ya when I see her later... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. That's funny, I felt the same way about Brandon... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. I didn't? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET