tunaplanet

Man, quit being bitter because Tim Brown isn't half the receiver he is. Or are you still waking up in cold sweats at 3am over the thrashing my boys gave you in the big dance? Forty-two

Actually it will be the opposite. You'll see a lot more passing TDs. We'll see how it plays out. Probably see them call it tight for the first few weeks and then lighten up a tad the more we get into the season. Forty-two

Well at B&N you probably stick out like a cockroach on white carpet. Don't sweat it. Me and Jimbo will give you a buzz on your c-phone before we invade with our bayonets. Duck behind the "Intelligent Liberals of Our Time" aisle. It's usually desolate of people since there's no books there yet. Should be a good place to chill. Forty-two

Not only Rodney Harrison but all of the NE boys were all but body slamming the Colt's receivers. It was pretty sloppy officiating. Obviously that game isn't the only reason for the new enforcement. It's been coming for a while. The 2004 AFC Championship Game was just the straw that broke the camel's back. Forty-two

You're forgetting the liberal motto this year. "Anyone but Bush!" That's what I want in a political party. Nothing says intelligent like, "I don't care if our man is qualified or not...we just don't want the current man in the position to continue on anymore." Forty-two

So how tight do you think the refs will call the touching by the DBs? I am still undecided. I think you'll see it called more strict but not ridiculously tight. I haven't been able to catch too many pre-season games this year. How have they been calling the new rule so far? From what I've seen it's been a happy medium. And for the bonus question...which pigskin nerd can be the first to tell me why this new rule has been dubbed the "Patriot Act"? Forty-two

So what's scarier.....the "women" or the men who are more feminine than Richard Simmons? Just promise me you'll deep-six a Frappacino in a certain place if one of them hits on you. Forty-two

Now that's funny and a hell of a lot more original than taking a slogan verbatim used to describe a person you've been called yourself for months. Forty-two

The Boston Globe? ROFLMAO. They're even lower than moveon.org. You can get more factual intel from the National Inquirer. Forty-two

That's your typical liberal mindset. Forty-two

Oh God, bro...I definitely didn't have you pegged for a B&N employee. Please get out of there ASAP. So how is it to have to work with the pale skinned, glasses wearing, anorexic, tree hugging liberal "women"? Forty-two

Not sure why you haven't comprehended the reason we went the first bazillion times it's been said, but here goes again. We went as a preemptive strike so another 9/11 doesn't occur. What part of that do you not understand? Forty-two

I've never seen you do that yet. Anytime someone talks about Kerry you play the mirror game. I have yet seen you discuss Kerry without using the word, "Bush" or something similiar in a thread. Forty-two

Let's see if the liberals come up with an original phrase. I doubt it. But hey, I'll give them a chance. Forty-two

Isn't it funny how some liberals are so unoriginal that they take a saying that has been used to describe Kerry and use it for Bush? Forty-two

In a speech yesterday he was jumping all over the fact that the death toll in Iraq reached 1,000. He also said something that contradicts his and the liberal party's stance on the war. He said he was sorry and grateful to the men and women who died fighting the war on terror in Iraq. Wait a second. I thought the war in Iraq had nothing to do with terrorism. I thought the war in Iraq was Bush's personal vandetta against Hussein. I thought the war on Iraq was another evil scheme of Haliburton. I thought the war in Iraq was about oil/money. I distinctly remember liberals, including many on these forums rant and rave from the mountaintops that the war on Iraq had nothing to do with terrorism. This man is the lamest excuse for a presidential candidate I have ever seen in my entire life. Makes Mondale look like George Washington. When is this man going to just come clean and be honest with America? Doesn't he see his lies and flip-flopping has all but killed his run at winning the presidency? Forty-two

So they haven't been found guilty in a court of law but we should consider them so because you say so? Nah. I think we'll just let the judicial system run it's course. Seems to me a better idea than taking a liberal's opinion. Forty-two

I say we start at Starbucks. I figure it's the quickest way to raise the average IQ in the US. Forty-two

But now he just had surgery. That makes it twice one of Clinton's organs has been in the news. Forty-two

Ummmm....you're thinking into this too hard. Not everything requires scientific evaluations. Just say she's a cute twisted freak and move on Forty-two

Makes you want that all beef patty special ASAP, huh? Forty-two

You did better than me Forty-two

Pretty fun game. Touch me baby. Forty-two

Indeed. Forty-two

I'll go ahead and give you the SITREP on this poll. All the liberals will vote, "no." Everyone else will vote honestly. Forty-two