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One of the weakest forms of self defense. Forty-two

Ivan? Forty-two

ROFLMAO. Good one. Forty-two

Having fun is extremely important. Sparring is the most fun in BJJ. What were you weak in? What were you strong in? How was your guard? Guard passing? Key Lock? Triangle choke? Open guard work? Stick with it. Some people are just natural grapplers. Others take a bit to pick it up. You will eventually. Forty-two

The condoms and tequila take priority. Forty-two

I've taken BJJ for 15 years. Where did you study and what belt? Forty-two

Kung Fu is on the weaker end along with Tae Kwon Do, Kempo and other primary kicking styles. They are extremely useless in a fight against an opponent that has any sort of grappling experience. Grapplers rule the fights with BJJ (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu) being the absolute best. BJJ is a grappling style focusing 99% on submissions (choke holds, arm bars, knee bars, key locks, etc...). It is hands down the most effcient style of fighting. Take a look back at some of the early NHB/MMA fights, particularly the UFCs and PRIDE's. You'll find grapplers win almost every one of those fights where styles such as Kempo, Tae Kwon Do and Kung Fu rate very poorly. There is a man named Keith Hackney. He was a Kempo stylist. He entered the UFCs and did ok against non-grapplers. Then when he had to square up against them (Royce Gracie and others) he got destroyed. Later he admitted in an interview that he wished he would have taken all the time he used learning Kempo and lhad learned BJJ instead. Hackney did learn grappling and now (or used to last I heard) teaches a hybrid grappling style. No matter how good you are at a kicking style it is impossible to prevent someone from taking you to the ground. Take a look at Royce Gracie in some UFC highlights. He takes men down without blinking. And once the fight hits the ground it is over. BJJ is so useful compared to other styles it has what is commonly referred to in the martial arts world as the 7-1 rule. That means for every year you take of BJJ you would be as skilled in a fight as someone that took 7 years in another style. If you're interested let me know and I'll hook you up with some BJJ stylists out in California. Forty-two

Definitely look us up. We'll take you out and get you fucking wasted. Who knows, I may even find you a woman (if I have enough money saved up). Forty-two

So when the fuck are you gonna leave that barren, frozen, wasteland and chill at the tiki bars with me and Dagny? Come on, I'll buy you a Scotch on the rocks. Forty-two

I was in therapy. They kicked me out. Forty-two

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True dat! Forty-two

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Quit being a lame white boy. Get some soul. Forty-two

Take it here. Forty-two

I love bacon. When you cook mine make sure you just barely cook it to where it's still floppy. I hate crispy bacon. Forty-two

That is a completely logical solution. Unfortunately there are those (mainly liberals) who would scream from the mountain tops and rush to their defense if we remotely thought about harming a hair on their head. This thinking is simply a matter of people not knowing how the real world works. Don't fear though. Torturing does go on amongst certain military units in certain situations to obtain intelligence if that said intelligence is deemd to be urgent and of great importance despite what you will hear. Forty-two

For those who want to view the 4 minute tape you can see it at http://www.ogrish.com/ This is absolutely NSFW and definitely not for the weak of heart. Make sure no children are present. If you remotely have a weak stomach do not view. You will see a link under, 'Latest Breaking News' or something like that. The website itself is not one I condone. It's just one of the few places that shows it. Forty-two

I guess the World Cup is almost as good as the Stanley Cup Forty-two

Watch the first 5 minutes of, 'Reservoir Dogs' for an interesting conversation on tipping. Forty-two

May be more effective to ask this in a comic book forum. Forty-two

I loved Moby. Shame he had to kill that Captain and all. Forty-two

Saw that posted a month or two ago. Pretty funny. Been all over the net. Forty-two

That's an old joke. Heard that back when I was in high school. It's a funny one. Forty-two

Freaky, isn't it? I hope no one outside our community comes in and sees how many people think that saying is the correct way. Wouldn't do much for our intelligence reputation. Forty-two