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ROFLMAO. I just choked on my tea. Forty-two

By how much do you think Bush will win by in the electoral college? Forty-two

This would be a much easier quiz if you used Kerry and Hilary. Forty-two

When they got wind of the story they should have done proper investigation to make sure it was legit. That's their responsibility as a news orginization. Did they do that? Nope. What did they do? They saw visions of Bush losing the election because of a great scandal...a scandal CBS broke. They rushed the story...a story that looks to be a fake. Not what this thread is about. Feel free to start one on that issue if you want though so we can debate it. Forty-two

He also slammed bush for putting 200 billion (forget the exact number) into the war in Iraq instead of healthcare, etc... The only problem is he said in an earlier interview that we should support our troops in Iraq. When asked how much money we should put in he responded, "As much as it takes." Flip...Flop...Flip...Flop... And to think...Kerry could have been a contender for the White House if he would have simply picked a stance and stuck to it. Instead we get the endless string of lies. Sad. Forty-two

Here's something amusing as well. Dan Rather is continuing to run his hole saying that the story is true and they wouldn't have run it if they didn't think it was, blah blah blah blah... Here's a quote from Rather when asked if there would be an apology or retraction. "Not even discussed, nor should it be. I want to make clear to you, I want to make clear to you if I have not made clear to you, that this story is true, and that more important questions than how we got the story, which is where those who don't like the story like to put the emphasis, the more important question is what are the answers to the questions raised in the story, which I just gave you earlier." Now after that was spewed out by CBS's biased liberal puppet's mouth, CBS made a statement of their own. Seems they don't share the same confidence as their monkey does. Here's what they had to say. "The reputation and integrity of the entire news division is at stake, if we are in error, it will be corrected," a top CBS source explained late Thursday. CBS NEWS executives on Thursday launched an internal investigation into whether its premiere news program 60 MINUTES aired fabricated documents relating to Bush's National Guard service. Way to go, CBS. your political bias just made you the laughing stock of every network on the air. Good job! Forty-two

Because Kerry knows he has flip-flopped his campaigned to the point he has killed his hopes of winning. This is a hail mary pass. They need a miracle. Oh, funny thing about Killian...his wife said that he loved Bush and thought the world of him. She'll be on tv tonight in an interview. Is her saying that her deceased husband loved Bush proof? Nope. But then again from looking at the Kerry campaign, proof is not needed to make accusations and attempt to bring others down. Forty-two

1. It is important that a woman helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a woman is good in bed and loves making love to you. 5. It is VERY important that these four women never meet. Forty-two

Q: What was Moby Dick's father's name? A: Papa Boner. Q: How is a blonde and a pitcher different? A: A blonde doesn't mind when you charge the mound. Q: What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? A: Seeing her box. Q: Have you heard about the new radio station in town? A: It's called WPMS... every month they give you three weeks of the blues and then one week of rag time. Q: How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? A: Easy...You call them up and tell them you can't come. Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? A: They're always bitter. Q: What should you do if an elephant comes in your window? A: Learn to swim. Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? A: Having your dentist confirm it. Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Honey? A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork. Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The position of the dirt bag. Q: Have you heard the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming." Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS? A: The guy that gave it to him. Q. What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A. Both need a hoe to stay in business. Q: How do women get minks? A: The same way minks get minks. Q: What do you call a 1000 pound woman on a bar stool with a new condom? A: 1/2 ton pickup with good rubber. Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys? A: She came back with a red snapper. Q: What do you call a female turtle? A: A Clitortous. Q: What's better than screwing two eighteen year old girls at once? A: Not a damn thing! Forty-two

We aren't allowed to actually say that on these forums. Forty-two

It won best documentary, I believe. It's a series of recent and old interviews with McNamara about WWII and Vietnam. Forty-two

I speak Russian fluently. I know basic history, traditions, geography and such. Not sure how much help I would be to you. Forty-two

Here you go. Happy now? You got your wish. This happened yesterday morning. Figured this would cheer you up. Forty-two

Reminds me of one of my favorite movies, "The Pentagon Wars." Ever see that? Funny as all shit. True story, too. Forty-two

Did you see the recent documentary, "Fog of War"? I heard it was fantastic. Can't wait to rent it. Forty-two

Yeah, Dan Rather is a complete joke. Him and his daughter are more biased than the Big 3 Liberal Posters we have on here. Forty-two

These sound like concrete facts. We should believe CBS based on this ground-breaking evidence. Forty-two

Dan Rather is a joke. Very few people in the media are as biased as he is. Do some research on him and his daughter. You'll find some interesting things. This race is over without the forged documents, let alone with them. CBS took the bait hook line and sinker. They let their network's biased political views blind them instead of making sure these documents were legitiment. You can dump CBS into the "Do Not Trust" category along with Kerry. Forty-two

I would be a great NBA player if I were taller, dribbled better, had a wicked crossover, could hit 3s with 80% accuracy, make no-look passes and dunk the ball from the free throw line. Forty-two

Again, not what this thread is pertaining to. If you want to talk about that start a thread about that as well. Forty-two

If you want to discuss that start a thread and we'll debate it. This thread, however, is about the existance of God. Apples and oranges by the way on your analogy. You can do better than that. Forty-two

So can you sit and tell me for 100% certainty that Flavius Josephus never lied about anything? All historians are never guilty of slanting/misrepresenting their "facts"? I'm good on historical knowledge. What I'm looking for is some concrete proof that he existed...not one person's word that he did or not. Any physical evidence? Forty-two

Since she is pancaked right next to another person (looks like another protester) I would have pulled her hair back until she was clear of everyone else and then wrapped one arm around her neck and pinned an arm behind her back and escorted her out. Forty-two

So only well-recognized, credible historians can verify the existance of someone/something? Forty-two

Looks like that worked effectively to me. I can tell you from over 15 years of grappling/submission fighting experience, one of the best ways to control a person is by his/her hair. Forty-two