peacefuljeffrey

Heeheeeeee! Yeah, nothing sleeps like a cat. They seem like they can get sooo super comfortable... The thing is, they retain the ability to spring awake in a fraction of a second! [:O] Amazing! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Okay, I'm one of those guys who is happy enough to get it that he's got no problem using a condom, any time, every time. Not only for her but also for my own peace of mind. No lube on the condom, no lube apart from what I can entice her to provide. (Copiously) What do you prefer to use to keep from having another mouth to feed -- if you do? -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Yep, that's mah girl alright! (NOT the one I bought the condoms for!! ) That's Feather. Looooves to sleep on anything that reminds her of me. Such a sweetie! At this very moment she's pawing at me and wants me to sit back on the couch so she can lie on my lap.

Here's one that will really grind on those who would like to be asleep right now but can't manage to be... -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

It's not insomnia -- I sleep like a baby when I do actually sleep. (Ahh, blessing.) No, this is about my work schedule. Since I get off at 2 a.m., it's natural for me to stay up a few hours more, have something eat, read, watch a little t.v. ... Internet is part of that cycle, too. So what is your excuse? -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Before I even begin, what the heck are YOU doing up at this hour?! Yeah, I bought condoms... Got a problem with that? -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Okay, you're right, and I hadn't thought of that. I forget that I live the life of a vampire. I just thought they had all gotten shy all of the sudden after posting requests for pierced males! (This thread was, after all, a tongue-in-cheek twin of justaflygirl's "PA" thread...) -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Went out tonight to buy condoms... aaaand... discovered that the type I like to use is not around at any of the three stores I went to (Walmart, CVS, Walgreens). I wanted Trojan-Enz NON-lubricated. But what is really pathetic is that based on what I saw available, men in this country must be getting really fuckin' pathetic in bed, with the average prowess sinking desperately fuckin' low... because the "family planning" shelf was loaded with lubed, spermicidally lubed, and ULTRA-lubed condoms,. For those of us who DO OUR JOB to get a woman NATURALLY lubed, the pickins were abominably slim. But not only that, there are now condoms with "MALE GENITAL DESENSITIZER"!! So not only are guys apparently not getting their women wet enough, they can't keep from going off half-cocked so they need anesthetic!! And "ULTRA lubed"? The package said, "Because wetter is better." Yeah, I agree, but... NOT [I]ARTIFICIAL[/I] WET!!!! So the rest of us have to suffer with a really lame, narrow selection of condoms. I do NOT want to fuck with a lubed condom! It's a cop-out. And since I don't want anything to keep me from going back down there afterwards at some point, I sure as hell don't want to taste chemical lubricant, much less spermicide! So it seems to me that the fact that guys are relying on condoms to pick up where they are slacking off, the manufacturers have decided there's no money in products for people who can get a girl aroused and who don't shoot off prematurely. It's getting to where it is inconvenient to actually be good in bed! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Yep... That's what I thought. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

sound off...and if you're really brave, pics would be awesome!

Who would ever have thought that a thread titled "asparagus" would catch fire! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Surprises even me that I'm saying this, but, No, thanks, I'm saving myself for the girl I was making out with earlier today.

Aspartic acid. If your body makes aspartase, which will break down aspartic acid, your pee won't smell from asparagus. I'm guessing that most of us don't have the aspartase... I love asparagus! Hey, don't eat a whole can of beets. It'll scare the hell out of you when you think you're shitting blood, until you remember that the night before, you ate a whole can of beets! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Could someone please explain the gauge system, and what gauge is approximate equivalent of what inch value? Thanks. Is a larger number gauge a thicker one, or a thinner one, like shotguns? -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I'm afraid I just don't see the point of a Prince Albert. I have not gone out looking for the type of penis piercing, by name, that I would be interested in getting (if I got any), but none of those that affect the urethra are in the realm of those I would consider. I always imagined a ring through the very top of my corona... Maybe my view of it is limited at this time, but I don't see penis piercings as much more than decorative, and if that's the reason people (guys and girls) want the guy to have one, that's fine with me. I think a penis looks best on its own (yes, even though I'm straight, I can recognize what's a good-looking penis and what's not). I also like the vulva unadulterated -- at least that's my preference, I wouldn't kick a pierced chick out of bed. So even the one that I have envisioned for myself would be strictly ornamental, but to me would look cooler than something exiting my urethra in a, um, perpendicular fashion. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I'm with you -- that was heartwarming!

Right there with ya. I was one of those kids subjected to smoke. Hated it. But ironically, I loved to pretend to smoke, all through my childhood. It's amazing that I didn't grow up to smoke for real. I appreciate the bans in restaurants, malls, stores and workplaces. As far as I'm concerned, I hate government intrusion, but this is one case where it is justified. NOT justified to ban it outdoors, as in public parks, etc. though. And cigarette butts as litter is not a reason to try to ban it outdoors, either. There's all kinds of litter: no one is banning McDonald's just because their wrappers are 90% of the shit litter you see around town and on the highways. If you want to end litter, you don't do it by banning the items that are littered. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

NO! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

LOL! When I posted above, I had not even read down to this reply! GO YOU! Get that WRX, man! I only wish I had done the same, but don't get me wrong, I absolutely love my Impreza Outback Sport Wagon. I just wouldn't mind the jump from 165 horsepower to 227 (forget about the STI, though, 'cause you pay over thirty grand to get 300HP ) Let us know when you get the WRX. I'd love to read you glowing about it.

Get a Subaru Impreza WRX for the same or less money. It'll kick the crap outta that car. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

What kind are you getting? Don't forget to make sure you get a glow face. I just got a Galaxy so I don't have to futz around with glowsticks for night jumps. (I've done only one, and it's enough of a lesson to know it's worth the money for a glow altimeter!) Mine's black, though. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

LOL! They're superfluous! Who needs 'em?! Where's the "0" answer?! I gave 'em up for lent. I keep a couple of pairs around just for visits to the doctor, and for when I have to wear a suit. Free and easy, babayyyy! Bird's gotta be ready to fly at a moment's notice! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Dude, if you're over "there" and dealing with the realities of car bombs, then FUCK EVERYTHING I JUST SAID -- I WANT YOU TO HAVE ALL THE LUCK WE CAN SCROUNGE TOGETHER! Come back safe!

Remember what the woman, Lindsay, said in "The Abyss"?: "Luck is not a factor!" Face it, there is no "force" of Luck. Luck is what we call the stuff that happened, when considered after the fact. Luck is just the term we give to a series of events which, once they happened, are to be considered fortunate and preferable to the alternatives. You're at a blackjack table. You need an 8 to make 21 and win the hand. An 8 shows up. "Luck"? Well, yes and no. It's great that it turned out that way, so yes, "Whew, that was lucky!" But NO, because there was not cosmic force that PUT that card there once random chance left you with 13. "Luck" did not peer into your hand and determine what exact card would serve your purpose, and then cause that card to be the next one in the deck. I prefer to not count on stuff that, well, cannot be counted on. Luck is such a thing. Actual training, knowledge and skill are irreplaceable, and anyone who depends on luck with the absence of those things is a danger to him or herself and others. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I think she's asleep now..we just hung up. I can answer that one for ya as I saw the video of her piercing. It hurt just for a second and then she loved it! It was an "OWWWWW...OMG...OHHHH...WOWW..." and the "was it worth it question"...she'd say "absolutely YES"...she loves her hood piercing! Yes she does love it, and I believe her exact words were... "FUCK!" LMAO!! (Hey, I guess I'm special, too!) -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"