peacefuljeffrey

Bengals are tigers. They're ferocious, not hot. I think you mean "Bangles". LOL! Yep, they're hot! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I bought a set of fireplace tools for the fireplace at Sebastian a few months ago, and the cashier missed charging for them, so I thought the total was suspiciously low. I turned around and owned up to it and had her charge me for the andirons. I couldn't in good conscience give a gift that I had not had to pay for! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Yeah, I'm sayin' you suck. Oh, wait... that wasn't at skydiving!... [>:)] -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Dude, that's nuts! Lucky you didn't get arrested! I think they have a lot of leeway in terms of giving you shit for "behavioral" discrepancies and deviations from the norm. Where else can you get arrested for saying a single word, but on an airliner or in an airport?! So consider yourself lucky, I would think. They could have called up a shitstorm on you... -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I have no idea, but I think you should probably expect to be a better skydiver soon!

No no no, Rick Ocasek, he hooked up with...um... Oh yeah, Paulina Poriskova (sp?) Never heard back from them. I think he built a special sex room in the basement of their mansion and they were never heard from again! LOL! (Well, it's what I woulda done!) -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Congratulations! Excellent!!

I am gonna try like hell to be able to get to this!! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

i knoW!!! I KNOW THE ONE!!!!!!! you're thinking of any song by the cars. i dubbed one of my tunnel vids to "let the good times roll" just a few weeks ago =) "Life's the same... I'm moving in ster-e-o... Life's the same, except for my shoes..." LOL!! "It's so easy to blow up your problems It's so easy to play up your breakdown It's so easy to fly through a window It's so easy to fool with the sound..." And then the dude married that hot supermodel whatsername. I wonder if they're still together... Blue skies, -Jeffrey P.S. Don't forget Herbie Hancock's "Rock-it"!! -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

You didn't allow for us answering sour/non-sour in addition to colors. What kind of sour gummi bears are out there? I haven't really seen actual "gummi bears" that are sour. Wait, maybe I have... But for sour candy (which I LOVE) I like Sour Patch Fruit Salad, or ZOURS. (Zours are amazing!) For gummi bears, my absolute favorite, the ones I think are the best in the world, are "Haribo 'Gold Bears'" -- they are incredible. I like tough, chewy gummi bears, and those fit the bill perfectly! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Gravityizsexy, no one has picked up your Napoleon Dynamite reference, but it's got me LOL! Uncle Rico!! Anyway, um, has anyone thought about/mentioned "Taaaaake...Onnnn...Meeee..."?! I always loved that video, with the half-comic/half-real animation! Kinda nice-sounding song, too. Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Holy moly I'm so sorry I totally blanked on that! PM me your address again so I know I have it, and tell me what colors you want. Any two: black silver royal blue green neon green neon pink neon orange neon yellow silver white red Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

"Cute" lasts a whole lot longer...

Heehee, well, I'm not feeling bad or hurt or something because people didn't chime in late on a Friday night with "tsk tsk" and sympathy... after all, it was just a dream -- and not only that, I thought it was interesting as hell! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

So, what on earth does that have to do with it? Are "minorities" just prone to avoid action sports? Are "minorities" being kept by "The Man" from being allowed or encouraged to participate? I don't get it. That's an inherently prejudiced statement. Is this an implication that a little black kid just couldn't possibly look up to anyone who is not also black? I mean, that's pretty prejudiced/bigoted/whatever to say. It also implies that the little black kid would harbor an inherent racism/bigotry that would preclude him from developing respect/awe/admiration for any non-black sports figure. WTF?!?! Why couldn't she just HANG OUT WITH THE [I]SKYDIVERS[/I] -- YOU KNOW, THE [I]FELLOW [B]HUMAN BEINGS[/B][/I] THERE?! You are making this sound like the only people a person can be relate to and feel accepted by are those of their skin color. That's just absurd on its face. An asian woman would have to see other asian women at the DZ in order to enjoy skydiving, and get hooked on it, and want to learn from and befriend other skydivers? That's ridiculous. And if this hypothetical asian woman did indeed feel that way, then well she's a bigot. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

That is a sweet story! Thank you for sharing it! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Yeah, that's what the pony-tail is for...sheesh. amateurs. Ever seen BDSM suspension done strictly by the girl's hair?! I woulda never thought it was possible... -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

You know why, don'tcha? It's because you can't ask to do it, or it loses its power, mystique, eroticism... and you dare not do it without first making sure she's okay with it, 'cause you won't risk never getting laid with that particular girl (or any girl she's friends with) ever again! It's just not worth the risk, so you stick with what's known! LOL! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I think to round it all out, someone should be twisting your nipples and sucking your toes at the same time! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Okay, in the hour or so that I had to sleep last night, lying there in bed cradling my sweetie, comfortable as anything, I managed to dream that I died in a skydive! I had a really cool 4-way lazy fun skydive going (with people I didn't recognize) and somehow everything was just splendid and I was flying like nobody's business, then at breakoff, I went from my back to my belly and realized, "SHIT, I'm low! That's Sebastian over there and I'll be lucky to make it back after deployment." I reached to pull, but couldn't get my left hand up above my head, somehow it was stuck near my chest. I pulled, and just as I was maybe starting to feel my D-bag come out, I burned right in! I don't know if I woke up then, or just switched dreams. I think I woke up, said to myself, "Daaaamn! Make sure to remember that one!" and went back to sleep. Ever dream that you really bit the big one on a skydive? I also have the "it all worked out fine in the end" skydive dreams, too, but this eatin' turf thing was a new one on me! You should see the faces of my whuffo co-workers when I tell them that I dreamed I died skydiving! They can't believe I'm so nonchalant about it. The thing is, I realize it's just a dream! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Okay, I don't know the reason, but yeah, the best blowjob(s) I've ever had so far came from a big chick. She's pretty, but heavier than I like, so we didn't end up dating. I'm still good friends with her, by the way. Sweet girl. A little psycho, but sweet. God, I just realized this makes me sound like a DOG. I'm currently happily involved, so no, I'm not a dog. And I accept body imperfections just fine -- although my girlfriend is short on body imperfections! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Um, yeah. Very much so. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Reeeeally? Hmm. How boring. No earlobes? Or toes? Or tongue? Or that highest part on the top of the shoulder that's all muscley an' stuff, that deltoid muscle? (I likes that.

Two of my coworkers said the exact same thing.... Yep. It's amazing to me that black people themselves seem so willing to tell us what "black people don't do" -- but if god forbid a white person tried to speak in generalities about black people, it's suddenly racist. "Black people have those thudding, distorted bass woofers in their cars, and they dress up cheapass cars with expensive rims and decals and stereos and spoilers." Well, I see this PLENTY here in Florida, and 9 out of 10 people I see with it are black. If I observe it, suddenly that's racist, as I understand it. *sigh* Alright, anyway, peace out. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I had this discussion last Sunday with a black friend of mine and his response was.......and I quote..... "Them CRACKERS is crazy"....Maybe he's right! Amazing. What would happen if the same sort of comment was made by a white person about "those things that them black people do"? Suddenly it's a racist comment, right? Well, I guess it's the burden I have to bear for the privilege of being... well, the working-poor. We whites European-descended males get to be the fair target of all kinds of cracks. Yay. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"