peacefuljeffrey

I think that this would be a mistake and would bring with it a new set of potential problems. I think that what JumpNFly should do is concentrate on being herself, and doing things in her life that are about HER. One has to be a whole person independent of anyone else before one can really be a proper love partner for another person. It does not sound like she is there yet. I don't mean to sound derogatory in the slightest, because I myself was at one time hampered pretty bad by "needing" someone so much. I was full-on in love with a girl who really put me through the emotional wringer. You just gotta pick yourself up and keep going on with your day-to-day living. It's important to keep momentum -- keep buying groceries, cooking meals, reading books, playing games, paying bills. Above all, try hardest to NOT allow yourself to sleep the day away pining for him in bed. I'm sorry you're in emotional pain, hon. This is part of the armoring of the heart that pretty much everyone has to do in their life to some extent. Good luck. Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Oh my god that ROCKED!!!!! Would that it were true! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I'm pretty much still like I'm 16. You shoulda seen me in the Barnes & Noble today! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Got a story from my physical therapy student days. My CI (Clinical Instructor) relayed an event of -her own- student days. Seems that there was a new patient coming in who had this priaprism disease (seriously). This patient's doctor had sent him to physical therapy with the order to recieve ultrasound (sound waves that produce heat in the tissue) and massage to the area. My CI (as a student herself) was given the order to evaluate and treat this patient! Sweating on the inside, but producing her most professional demeanor, she entered the room..... .....and taught the patient how to do the treatment to himself! ltdiver Doctors used to use vibrators on women patients to relieve "hysteria." -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Wait, I don't get it. If a 4-hour erection indicates a problem, what's the deal with a pill that is intended to do the same thing for 36 hours?! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I forgot about Johnny Dangerously!! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

BLUEBALLS, man! Ain't you never fooled around with a girl but spent hours and hours hard as a rock and didn't end up gettin' off?! UGH! I never woulda believed it til it happened to me! And no Viagra was involved -- just honest-to-goodness arousal! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

OMG I did AFF I at Duanesburg, back in 1991!! Well, first I did a static line with them, and then AFF I. I was a college student, and I knew I didn't have the money for certification, but I had to experience a freefall, so I did it with them! My jumpmaster was Bob Raeche. I don't know if he is still around there. I had a great time. They were a C-182 DZ back then. No idea what the place is like now, but have fun whatever you decide to do!

This Is Spinal Tap Monty Python and the Holy Grail Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Monty Python's Life of Brian Airplane Forrest Gump Eurotrip Of course there are bound to be many more that I couldn't think of off-the-cuff. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

VERY glad to hear it, Saint! Congratulations!! Maybe I'll see you and get to jump with you sometime when I'm up there. Or maybe you can get out to Sebastian some time. Jump safe, jump long! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Creme brulee. You'd have a hard time getting me to eat them both together, and I do love 'em both! Just... separately! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Dude! What's wrong? If your professional stuff is going well, that would leave the family stuff... I hope it's okay! And Dagny, come on, all you said was wrong was the flat and the rain! That is hardly a torrent of bad stuff happening to you. I think the best thing to do is just to look at what's wrong, identify what needs to be done to fix it, and then start getting those things done. Happened to me when I got into my car and the battery was dead. I was about to go to work, so now I knew I would be late. I had to go all over to get the battery and alternator tested, and all kinds of stuff, but I just looked it all in the eye and did it. The feeling of accomplishment works wonders for the spirit!

I am LMAO!! Looks like the guy at top left has a Lifesaver on his tongue! LOL! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

That sounds like a non-American commercial -- and sounds hilarious! What, the sculpture was made out of sweets? -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I LOVE that song still! The rest of that album has some good songs on it, I think. I was just reminded of "The Warrior" by Patti Smythe I think it was. "Shooting down the walls of heartache, bang bang! Well I am the warrior. Heart-to-heart you'll win...if you survive... the Warrior!" (er, something like that) -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I would think it was adorable because I love the word "wee". And who knows, I'd probably get a kick out of knowing that someone was playing "weird games" with a model of me. It's kinda like being told by someone that you were who they masturbated to last night. It's flattering! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I have a much harder time relating to people around the bonfire who are all about drinking and doing drugs, than people who may not be of the same ethnicity as me. Hey, why do white Americans not have any trouble hanging with and befriending white South Africans or Brits around skydiving circles? They're not "our people". I think that the impetus for blacks to stick with other groups of blacks and therefore not "break into" skydiving is simple bigotry. I think it's crap, to not feel "comfortable" if you're black/woman/asian/whatever when you show up at a DZ and don't see "your kind." That's just bullshit. A bullshit excuse for not being willing to open up to others who are not exactly "your kind." And yet we whites are the ones called bigoted/racist, etc. I am just as likely to befriend a black person who comes to any DZ where I jump as I am a white. I think anyone who eschews an activity because there aren't enough of "their kind" engaged in it is being shallow and prejudiced. -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

How about "[Expletive deleted]" -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Nope. People said, "Geez, man, you need to get laid or something!" Well, I took their advice. And again. And again. And still more. In fact, when I get home at 2 tonight I'll be taking it again (ooh, there's a text message from her now!)... I'm still this way. Go figure! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Dude, that is ONE HEALTHY-LOOKING BRAID!! I'm sorry you had to cut it off. It really is a good one. Must have been lots of fun to have. I've never seen one with so little apparent broken hair in it. SAVE it! That'll be cool to look at in twenty years, man.

I mean, when I think of an Excursion, I think of a trip to the mall, or maybe a campground somewhere for a hike. When I think of an Expedition, I think of a bunch of well-trained personnel, trekking through dangerous lands, or over dangerous seas, to discover things and brave dangers. So why is the smaller one called the Ford Expedition and the larger one called the Ford Excursion? I think the people at Ford need a flippin' dictionary! This has been bothering me for some time. Thanks for letting me get it off my chest. And for those of you who are wondering, YES, I'm getting laid (a LOT), but YES, I'm still like this!! I guess there IS no cure!! LMAO!! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Mmm... Pass the gravy! -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

God, do you know what it's like to want to LMFAO but I'm in the middle of work and would get SO BUSTED IF I DID LAUGH the way you just made me want to?! Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Okay, which hand do you macerate with? Me, when I mash potatoes and stuff, I pretty much use a two hand grip on the masher. I think that when I make guacamole, I mash the avocado with a fork in my right hand. What, you thought I just couldn't flippin' spell "masturbate" or something? Blue skies, -Jeffrey -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"