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So much for entertainment. Any jumping going on in MI this time of year?
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What are you not allowed to talk about till after the trial?
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A few years ago a friend of a friend died a rather bizarre and disturbing death. He was pitching straw down into a calf pen. When he came down from the loft he through the pitch fork down first, it stuck in to the manure on the floor. Some how he must have slipped off the ladder and the handle from the fork went right up his poop shoot. He was all alone and bled to death surrounded by calfs on a bed of cow shit. The thought of this happening has haunted me ever since.
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Hey Chris! What got you so mushy feeling? This is the second post I've read that was so emotionally deep.
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I wasn't on the load but, I know of a pair of panties that went out of an Otter above Niagra County a couple years ago.
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Hell of a lot of fun aint it.
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I'll bet you don't get much sleep tonight. I know I didn't the night before the big leap.
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Thats a wonderful reply Amazon. As for my formative years. Pittsford United Nursery School (1978-1979) Barker Rd Elementary School (1979-1984) Thornell Rd Elementary School (1984-1987) Pittsford Middle School (1987-1989) Pittsford-Mendon High School (1989-1993)
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Plain, semi. intelligent, and single.
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So I am driving this old guy's car...........
jumpinfarmer replied to ccowden's topic in The Bonfire
Screw the hats and shirts. Did you make the sale?? -
That must have been wrote by a wise old person.
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Talk about a bad day! Frozen human waste from jet crashes onto car!!
jumpinfarmer replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
Hey Ivan -
Just shake it off Dude. Yesterday was no prize for me either.
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New Years Day. I never would have guessed I would get to jump then up here in NY. Hopefully this weekend I'll get a few in as well. The weather looks good.
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I hate ice storms. We had a small one two years ago and it knocked out power for three days here. Back in 1991 we had a real bad one that flattened about half the trees here and we had no power for about ten days.
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Me too. I didn't tell a single person, so that nobody but me would know if I chickened out. Blues, Dave Me three. I didn't want to hear all the noise from everyone before I went. I've also done a lot of other things alone. I especially like to travel alone then meet up with people when I get to my destination.
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Guess what I have been doing all morning......
jumpinfarmer replied to ccowden's topic in The Bonfire
Old Forge is hurting this winter. they haven't got much snow yet. We however have about two feet and suposed to get more tonight here south of Lake Ontario. (Donning nomex suit) As for you Sko Doo fans just remember that real men ride GREEN. -
Guess what I have been doing all morning......
jumpinfarmer replied to ccowden's topic in The Bonfire
Dump the Ski Doo and get an Arcticat. Mine is a ZR600. -
Guess what I have been doing all morning......
jumpinfarmer replied to ccowden's topic in The Bonfire
Went out for my first ride this year today. -
I like the environment but don't have a lot of respect for many of the loud mouthed environmental groups around today. Dotto
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I agree. Would you realy want this group to name your next kid?
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AggieDave is wound up today. (Getting ready to watch the sparks fly.)
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I can think of a couple but, not until the situation was over. Once I was combining corn at night and plugged the head of the combine. I tugged and pulled and got the cornstalks out and all of a sudden the head kicked back into gear. I was still standing on the head but thankfully between the rows. After that I felt sick for a few hours. Another time (also farm related) a neighbor asked me to take a truck loaded with wheat back to his farm and put it upstairs in the barn. I was just about to shut off the engine when I heard a loud crack and down through the floor I went. If it had happened a second or two later I would have probably been crushed under the truck as it went through the floor. As it was I was just stuck in the cab, and pissed off because I didn't let him put his own damn truck away. The most recent was just a year or so ago. I was snowmobiling with some friends and had to stop and pee. They didn't stop. I tried to catch up and hit a bump in front of a bridge at about 75mph. I cleared the bridge and landed hard. No damage done just scared the hell out of me. My buddies did however see it and asked how I got the balls to do that.
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Sure looks like it to me. LOL. The bad part is I do things almost as stupid on a regular basis.