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Something tells me that when these two beautiful girls are born, you're going to be super busy! Being as they're so enthusiastic that they want to get out now, just wait until they're out and decide on their first goals! Whether they set their sights on the moon, or simply want to get a cookie from the packages you hid on the top shelf, watch out! Many prayers and positive thoughts headed your way.

I've been putting in resumes like crazy, but then decided to go ahead and post my resume and make it searchable on the bigger job search sites. I've been getting more emails so that much is good, however they're all for sales positions, and they're mostly for insurance or shipping companies. They're saying that they offer base salary plus commisions (some residual, some not), benefits, phone allowance, car allowance, and in some cases a laptop. It doesn't specify what the day-to-day job is like, but most of them have an initial training program, and ongoing training in some form after that so it reads like they want you to succeed and offer support and guidance as you start out. So again, it reads well, but are these really as good as they sound? Is anyone currently working in either industry with that type of job that can tell me a little more about it? ~skysprite

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Ah ha! The REAL TRUTH REVEALED y'all! It wasn't her fault! Her shoe broke, dammit! ~skysprite

The music didn't skip. They started the wrong track, it threw her off, and while she was trying to figure out what was going on, her voice magically started singing without her mouth moving. And thanks to the internet, her little jig lives on... http://youtube.com/watch?v=MziHkbJRMdU ~skysprite

Sounds good! I wonder what thier dress code for passengers is though. ~skysprite

Shamelessly swiped from a My Space bulletin... ----- The number 1, chart topping song on your 18th birthday is said to be your life's theme song (pretend it is, it's funnier that way). Go to the link below and type in the month, day and year on which your 18th birthday fell. REMEMBER: Enter the date of your 18th birthday NOT the year you were born. Copy. Paste. Repost. Live long. Prosper. http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php ----- December 27, 2002. "Lose Yourself" - Eminem ~skysprite

Did anyone hear that from the ground and comment on it afterwards? I've been excited after a great jump before and screamed and squealed after opening. Have a video that my Dad took from the ground and you can hear one guy ask "is that her?" Then you can hear me screaming/squealing, and my Dad laughs and says "Yep! That's Tiffany!" ~skysprite

I read the latest young adult book "craze" (if you can call it that - not HP status yet but has potential I think) Twilight New Moon Eclipse All by Stephenie Meyer I want the next one to hurry up and come out! I've really enjoyed the series thus far. Yeah, I'm a big kid. ~skysprite

But you didn't include an Alive (warm) and and Alive (cold) option! How are we going to get accurate results?!?! ~skysprite

You would have quietly enjoyed the space and never even known anything was different had you not been snooping on him and his girlfriend. Of course we were snooping on strange people who were messing around with our home! What if the landlord and his weirdo girlfriend were trying to install a hidden camera to spy on their tenant's late night, kinky-skydiver-sexcapades??? Glad you checked, huh? I've actually lived in a house with my parents where the landlord lived in the downstairs portion of the house (and was supposed to move out, but never did and infact had four other people move in with her down there later) and that was a situation from hell. She would come upstairs and do strange things, and I suspected she went through our things when we weren't there. Psycho woman really! It ended badly of course, but we came out okay. Aside from that, upon first reading your topic I thought of the Kate Hudson movie "Skeleton Key" where people are painting symbols and crap underneath beds to cast spells on them! Be careful there! Just kidding.

I'm fucking awesome! The end. ~skysprite

They're comin' to getchu! ~skysprite

I was the one that called you 'little'. I thought it was pretty small to post something that spiteful about one of our own on our boards. -but I guess if the object of your attack says that your intentions weren't malicious, I'll take it back. Sorry. Sure, but I still laughed at his need to post a picture to prove what a big man he is! Not sure what he thought it would accomplish, but whatever. ~skysprite

I didn't need this today or any other day! On my way to work this morning I was cut off while a driver made an illegal U-turn right in front of me (and the lane next to me), then was sideswiped and hit by the guy as he merged into my lane, via me. Immediately afterwards, this other driver drove off the scene. About ten minutes later he came back and cooperated with filing the report, and I got his insurance information and I took down information off his driver's license. I called his insurance claim number and found out that he's in fact not insured, and that there was no policy in force on that vehicle! Grrrrr. My insurance is going to fix my car for me, but I do have to pay a deductible of course. Going to have to rob Peter to pay Paul and do a little tap dance to make this all work. The good news is that while this was all happening, I got a call for a phone interview for a new job! Please think positive thoughts for me that I get the job, and that this whole mess gets resolved as quickly and painlessly as possible! I'm going to go turn my phone off, take a hot shower, and go to bed now. ~skysprite

You share a birthday with my very awesome sister! She keeps telling me that all the cool people were and are born on today's date! ...Can't argue there!

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The one we were taught as kids was Beans beans the magical fruit The more you eat the more you toot The more you toot the better you feel So eat your beans at ever meal. But I was a little girl afterall. Girls don't fart, apparently we toot! ~skysprite

...my guardian angel! 1.) Had a tire blow out on a busy freeway driving through Baton Rouge 2.) Encountered a wrong-way driver on the freeway in Texas 3.) Just barely escaped a cockroach infested, questionable-stains-on-the-bedding, just plain freaky Bates Motel-esque motel in Texas This was all in one day driving too! Other than that my little road trip was fun! ~skysprite

Nice! I'm gonna get this one! ~skysprite

Watched a woman walk into the glass door coming out of the DMV/MVD. I looked at her teenage daughter who was mortified to be standing next to "that woman" at that moment and it took all I had not to laugh right there. Not sure if the woman walking into the glass door or the look on her daughter's face was funnier! ~skysprite

Awesome! Walking through an airport terminal I noticed a woman kinda hugging her stomach and wearing nothing but a bra. Got close enough and realized it was a magazine she was holding with an advertisement that was just a close up of a womans boobs and the advertiser's bra. The three other people with me all did double takes too. The woman seriously couldn't figure out why people were looking at her oddly, then laughing at her once they got closer. Don't think she meant to do it on purpose! ~skysprite

Where's the option for never tried? In fact where the option for never thought to try? ~skysprite

Planning a road trip to help my sister move from FL to RI. Was planning on following Mapquest's directions until Bolas called last night and I told him about the planned trip. "Ya know, if you travel my way it'll only add 8 minutes on to your trip!" Wrong! It'll add 30 miles (which Mapquest says will add an additional hour and five minutes to the trip than if I followed their more direct route). So my question is: is Bolas worth an extra 30 miles/hour and five minutes? Discuss! ~skysprite

You're assuming that I don't have "disgust" for all the 3rd generation welfare moms with 4-5 kids by 4-5 dads? I seriously believe there should be a 2 kid limit, but that's my personal belief. You just said that you have 4 kids and I hope you don't take that statement as me judging you because I'm not. I know nothing about you or your family. I just happen to feel that the world is overpopulated enough, and there are plenty of children out there that need homes, so why shouldn't we adopt? Additionally, I don't understand the high value people place on their own genes, especially when so many of our genes are plagued with hereditary illness. Why pass that on? Granted children you adopt may have illnesses, but that I can deal with. My fucked up genes end with me. Now excuse me while I go get my tubes tied. ~skysprite