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The other ones that I am usually singing to myself are: Bone - Thuggish Ruggish Bone & Ying Yang Twins - Naggin' edit - btw - I never got that ass/reindeer comparison thing either.
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You posted the other one I was thinking of... Glen: How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb? H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One? Glen: Nope, it takes three. [Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't] Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb? H.I.: I don't know, Glen. Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid! [Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't] Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it? H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't. Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer." H.I.: Why's that? Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home. H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.
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A Pollack walks into a bar with a big ol' pile of shit in his hands and says, "Hey, look what I almost stepped in!"
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Which minority will be the forst to be president?
DShiznit replied to tunaplanet's topic in The Bonfire
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Believe it or not, it's an older one.... Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla was a pimp!
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"snivel" is from the canopy leaving the D-bag and starting to inflate until it is fully open and flying. ie, amount of time it takes to inflate = snivel taken from PD's website: The first part of the opening force you feel is called the snatch force. It is the force you feel when the canopy first gets to line stretch. The second phase of the opening is called the snivel, during which the canopy is overhead but the slider has not yet begun to travel down the lines. The third stage is the inflation, during which the slider travels down the lines and the cells finally pressurize.
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Holy Shit!!! Glad you two are alright. Quick thinking.
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I've got the same problem with my Javelin, enough so that it causes a consistant right turn when flying with no brakes if I don't "favor" the left side.. I didn't put anything on it, as I don't want to contaminate it, I was just going to replace the buckle.
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That's why I'm tired, I ate too much!!!
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Fo sho! The USP .40 all the way.
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I wish... I'm tired as hell right now!
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Ouch - how'd that happen? Looks like my old 'Nam injury when I killed an entire platoon of Charlie with a tampon and a bottle of hand lotion.
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Any update yet???? Inquiring minds want to know!!
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I don't have an excuse, I have my own office with a door and don't have to see anyone all day long.
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LOL Ok, guess I'd better get back to work for a few more minutes.
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LOL - the Canadian one was the best, and a close seconds being the Krispy Kreme
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I'll never order one. A regular is usually just a little bit too much for me. I just had the half and it turned out to be a regular by the time I was done.
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Monster?? Have you gone mad? Well, I'm soon to enjoy the Regular Steak on Cayenne.
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I have to come back to work....
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Freebirds? I ate lunch there Thursday last week, lunch Sunday, now I am going again for lunch today. Should there be a limit? I'm already husky enough as it is....
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He was asking a percentage of how many first time tandems want to go on to AFF and finish out their A license qualifications. Good question, I'd guess 1 out of 100? I'm sure quite a bit more say they will and just never do.
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check out www.softwaremetering.com They have a lot of IE control features and logging/metering and a timekeeping feature. Price is pretty cheap too
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You obviously haven't tried Pimp Juice
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Looking for a serious answer/advice
DShiznit replied to jumpingjoe's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
As Maddox would say........ 5 across the eye is a very handy (no pun intended) maneuver. -
Dude, I need some Caramel Delights, aka Samoas.