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Charlie was everywhere.

NO!!! IT'S WHAT I WROTE!!!!!

LMAO!!! I forgot all about that one!! This is a song for the ladies but fellas... listen closely You don't have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes that's not right to do.. Sometimes u got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooches too.. Sometimes you got to squeeze.. Sometiems you got to say "Please".. Sometimes you gotta say "Hey," "I'm gonna fuck you.. softly" "I'm gonna screw you gently" "I'm gonna hump you sweetly" "I'm gonna ball you discreetly" and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers" and then you say "Wait a minute Sally," "I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?" That's fuckin' teamwork! What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR! And then I'm gonna love you completely Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly and then I'll fuckin bone you completely but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard..... Hard........

Wow, are you a rocket surgeon???

Ask if he would take sexual favors + cash, then if he says yes, get to work!!

Ludacris - What's your fantasy?

Funny this topic is brought up.... While at lunch, I went to the near by Barnes & Noble to pick up the latest copy of "Selling Power" (I know, don't say anything) and Amy came up behind me to grab the latest copy of People with her on the cover. We made some small talk, it was pretty cool. Nice girl. Too bad she wouldn't tell me who the winner is....

Well that was the first song I thought of, but you never can tell about those Hillbilly guys at Aggieland....

Google search and this is what I got.... You singing Dolly Partin??? When I'm Gone By: Dolly Parton This song appeared on: The Bargain Store You say that you're bored with life and that you're bored with me 'Cause you say that this love of ours ain't what it ought to be Now you despise this little house that we've always called home I know that you don't love me now, but you'll love me when I'm gone Gone You'll love me when I'm gone and then you'll realize just what I meant to you You-oo-oo-oo You'll miss me when I'm gone and then you'll realize how good I've been to you You-ooo-ooo-ooo You'll want me when I'm gone and then you'll realize you've loved me all along Oh, it's true you may not love me now, but you'll love me when I'm gone Gone We've grown too familiar with each other, so you say You say there's no excitement now. Too bad you feel that way Well, I wonder how exciting that your life will be alone Oh, I know you may not want me now, but you'll miss me when I'm gone Gone You'll love me when I'm gone and then you'll realize just what I meant to you You-oo-oo-oo You'll miss me when I'm gone and then you'll realize how good I've been to you You-ooo-ooo-ooo You'll want me when I'm gone and then you'll realize you've loved me all along Oh, I know you may not want me now, but you'll miss me when I'm gone Gone

Yup, you're a retard then. Hey, just cause I'm hung like a midget doesn't mean you have to publicly bust on me!!! BTW, I use the Schwartz, so I can cast a level III wanger-protector spell to shield myself.

Just as long as you are part of the "in" crew....

Click on the face in different places, you can add hair/glasses, etc. Hours of entertainment for a retard, I guess.

I'm bored, but not that bored...

She was looking to play the race card. Maybe she should hire Jesse Jackson as her laywer, they would fit hand in hand.. Uppity dumb bitch....

LMAO!!! Come on down to Aggieland, it's only an 8 hour drive completely out of your way!! You can sleep on my couch!

LMAO!!! I was going to use the boss comment, but someone beat me to it....

Don Henley's version is better. Let's see.... Don't dream it's over - Crowded House One - U2 One - Metallica Pink Floyd - Learning to Fly and uh.... Till I Collapse... Eminem

Yup. Slice him up while he's young.

1. Whats your name? Ross 2. How old are you? 26 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Brother in law. 4. Are you single or taken? Married 5. Do you have kids? Yes, 1 son. He's a PIT (pimp in training) 6. What do you drive? 2002 F150 4x4 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? No. 8. Where do you live? Texas 9. Do you have any pets? 2 dogs (Queensland Heeler, Akita) and 2 cats 10. How any jumps do you have? 26 11. What color eyes do you have? Don't remember, don't care. I think green. 12. What is your nationality? Irish. 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Nope. 14. Favorite Movie? Raising Arizona 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Work. 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Yes 18. Do you have siblings? 1 sister 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Australia 20. What's your favorite color? Blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? St Louis on business.

I watched my first tandem from 5 yrs ago several weeks ago, I was a lot skinnier back then!! It was funny... I watched my first AFF vid from 6 months ago, my how things change....

Could be that new Syphyllis bug going around.....

Uh....... I'm at a loss.....

I hate that fucking song...

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Thanks for the update.