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would;ve been funnier if you'd said "I did not have sexual relations with that homo..." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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OK class, welcome to Criminology and Criminal Justice 101 Today, we will be discussing the definition of "assault." What, you think you couldn't find just as many useless articles in the telegraph or BBC? Hell, even CNN International would have that many stories on the UK. It's really quite simple. Our problem is going down, and has been for years. Theirs is going up (it is actually approaching ours now). As much as you bash the US for crime problems, at least we're successfully addressing them. The UK (ok, England anyway) is spiraling out of control. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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For the love of God, people, no more, PLEASE! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Woman Shoots Armed Robber After Beating, Charged With Murder
Kennedy replied to Kennedy's topic in Speakers Corner
But Michele, I like you and know you think logically. Botellines I'm not so sure about. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* -
Round Three.... witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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What do you call someone who wants to destroy his own job?
Kennedy replied to Kennedy's topic in Speakers Corner
Kallend, I know you're samrt enough to see the distinction. Your guy was hired to do a very specific set of tasks, and then go on his merry way. Is that not exactly what a contractor does? This thread was about a man intent on removing his own position from existance, at his own whim. He is doing it because it is right, not because that is what he's getting paid to do. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* -
Great minds do tend to think alike And so do yours. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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PM Clay... I've heard of a Kevorkian, but that was in reference to getting our reserve rush packed the night before, and finding a rigger after the beer light has been on, or using a packer whose girlfriend you ave slept with. Never yourself, since, well, Kevorkian was the help, not the subject. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Congratulations. You are about to induce the 10,000th rendition of Tuna's "snopes is not a reliable source of anything" rant. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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600-Pound Woman Dies After Being Surgically Removed From Couch
Kennedy replied to JohnRich's topic in The Bonfire
You're an evil bastard, aren't you? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* -
ps - tell her to call me. I have my mobile with me at work. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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She went white knuckled, but she didn't piss and whine as much as you and ducky. C'mon, it was just a little controlled slide into a highway on-ramp, what's wrong with that? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Is that why I'm supposed to remind her to tell me a story about Walmart? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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You look like Hitler and a brown shirt, you demokkkrat. Can we Godwin the thread now? ps - redneck is a racial slur and I take offense. Greenies, help, my civil liberties have been violated, call..... ah shit, I'm white. I don't have an Al $harpton or Johnny Cockroach, I mean Cochran. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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I have access to the online version, let me see how I can save it and PM it to you. ps - I'll attach my name and new number, just becuase I'm STILL not on it. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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What do you call someone who wants to destroy his own job?
Kennedy replied to Kennedy's topic in Speakers Corner
So let us in on the big secret, professor. What is this guy's deal? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* -
ahem, cough, bonfire, cough witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Nah, that is far too complicated for those people to whom the warnings are intended. This might be easier for them: "Pulling trigger may cause gun to shoot." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Yeah, you're right, preventative laws work wonderfully on most of the population. The problem? They only work on the people who obey the law anyway! Preventative laws won't stop people who are breaking the law anyway. Prior restraint is wrong, and thinking two laws will work where one doesn't is idiocy. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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The best one is the "may cause eye irritation" label on pepper sprays and mace. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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You forgot, we need to regulate such dangerous high-capactiy compressors. They are what feeds those horrible nail guns, and wihout them, we'd all be safe (except for the first few folks). witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Well, that's the story Wingnut told me, but then he removed all doubts by going to, of all people, Sunshine for truth verification. He must've been so drunk he forgot that just because I called him, he's still drunk and I'm still sober. The DD List works both ways. So you are from Philly afterall... witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Finland: DZ Malmi / Helsinki-Malmi airport International petition
Kennedy replied to Viljami's topic in The Bonfire
Is there a DZ operation at the airport? Just curious, I already signed. "People who say English is the hardest language to learn have never tried Finnish." edit: I'll let everyone know if there are any spam or adverse affects witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* -
You know, as much as I despise the goings-on in DC, it wouldn't get much more wet than a summer shower. (did you know that rain in DC feels like grease?) DC is more than 30 miles from the bay, and looking at the wave's direciton of travel, most of it would crash onto the DelMarVa penninsula and barely reach the bay. For the bit of the wave that does hit the tiny openning of the Delaware Bay, if would have to work about 40 miles north (one 90 degree turn) then hang a shapr left into the Potomac (another 90 degree turn) and then move 30 miles inland towards DC. Sorry, I don't think DC is in much danger. Ocean City, sure. Annapolis, maybe. Baltimore, possibly. DC, I just don't think so. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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Well, the story I was told involved dancing naked on a table with another chick and some nipple licking (I'm not sure who was licking who, though). witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*