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background, since I have't seen this issue posted about (though I'm sure it has been) Google: kerry, christmas, cambodia witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

It's not big brother if a company wants to put restrictions on its workforce. If you don't like it, don't work for them. Simple solution. Also, it's not that expensive compared to a piss test, and it's less messy/hazardous, so expect it to catch on. ps - short hair = short history (and it doesn't have to come from the head) witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Is he a real rodriguez brother? I noticed the sombrero and all... You should take him tandem and make him Koz La Perro Rodriguez. (I'm sure they'd wave the tequila requirement; might get some "hair of the dog jokes though) witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

My limited understanding is that he knew he destroyed it, but felt he had better things to do, so he left someone else to take care of it. (the timing also brings up sobriety questions; he doesn't have the most spotless record, afterall) Either way, I'm less worried about that than just about anything else right now. I'm starting winamp right now. Care to guess what's in the playlist? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Could be worse, at least I'm not a Republican. It is worse, you're a Democrat. Enough of this, I'm invoking the Fourth Law of Skydivers- "if you don't have pictures/video, it never happend" So, I don't think this sunburn happened. (feel free to prove me wrong) witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Are there not FAA requirements for staying at the scene after damaging airport property? I may be a huge fan, but that doesn't mean I agree with him getting special treatment in FL anymore than I do Stern getting the golden ticket in NY (I despise Howard Stern, by the way). edit: How about this for a new "secret" phrase: "..and like the Pheonix [it] will rise again." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Certain British staple foods are quite good. However, the tendancy for things to be thrown in a pot and cooked until soft green/brown doesn't exactly help the international reputation for local cuisine. Irish food doesn't deserve a bad reputation. They are the masters of hearty, straight-from-the-earth foods. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

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Maybe they did (the color of the drink is something like mulatto skin color, right?), maybe they didn't (and they had some thought we don't get). Either way, MooLatte is an asinine name. disclaimer:

I don't know you, but I'll toast a drink with you any time. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Though I couldn't find a link to the song (if it was in fact on that site), I wanted to make sure you realize that that song was satire. It was a spoof. It was making fun of "rednecks" for being racist and bigotted. (one must read that and wonder why it's ok to stereotype rednecks as being racist and bigotted). witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

New team event for belly fliers Focus The REAL Mile High Club witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Don't make me get the loganberies. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I hereby invoke the Fourth Law of Skydiving: If you don't have pictures/video, it never happened. (feel free to prove it happened) witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Um, with 1,800 jumps, you must know that's not quite how it's supposed to work, right? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Be a man. Blame it on Schumacher. (besides, he's european) witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I thought the funny part was that they were British, so they were so in love with themselves that when they met each other (very similar) they fell in love, but they're not gay so they're SOL. Or it could just be that they're British witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Don't you remember how the healing process started after WWII? Every single nation got together on one point of agreement and then told us so. " WE AREN'T PAYING!!" witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I hate it when I go to the work of a post, awhen I could have just plagarized a more eloquent source. [url]http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2004/082004/08152004/1465177[/ur] witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Come, come, now boys. Let's look at the common enemy here. We can argue policy later. Check this crap out - http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2004/082004/08092004/1456680 Extend the Ban Political pressure to do the wrong thing threatens to let the 1994 assault weapons ban expire next month. Actually, the political pressure if from people who want to renew the ban. If no pressure were brought to bear, the law would sunset according to it's own provisions. Assault weapons are only for people-hunters PRESIDENT BUSH says he favors legislation to extend the 1994 assault-weapons ban, which will expire Sept. 13 unless Congress acts. He isn't, however, planning to encourage congressional action because gun issues pose an election-year minefield for some of his friends in the House and Senate. He said he'd sign it if it crossed his desk, not that he would make it a top priorty. Besides, representatives on both sides of the aisle are shying away from the ban. What other issue garners such grassroots (aka large numbers of votes) as continuously as gun rughts? That is surely a fence-sitting position if there ever was one. The assault weapons that fall under the ban are not for hunting or personal protection. Who is this person to talk about personal proteciton. What credibility does he have? None, as far as I'm concerned. These firearms are used in sporting competition and for household defense quite commonly. They are for the efficient, aggressive killing of human beings. They are military weapons. Sportsmen and those who own firearms for self-defense need them about like they need bazookas. Bazookas? Are you freaking kidding me? We're talking about semi-automatic firearms here. One squeeze, one bullet. And this guy wants to compare them to rocket launchers. The president's inaction leaves the issue in the hands of fellow Texas Republican and House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who is more likely to show up for work naked than schedule a vote on the extension legislation. Debate over the issue ranges from whether the ban has served the purpose of reducing gun violence to whether the differences between banned and legal weapons are a matter of appearance. But if elected officials would simply heed what most Americans think, the ban's extension would be a done deal. Really? Most Americans think the ban should be renewed? Have they written their reps in Washington? I have. The ban would not be near a done deal, even if discussion were to take place, becuase a filibuster would result in the senate, and there is not even near 50% support in the House. A survey conducted in April by the Annenberg Public Policy Center, a research arm of the University of Pennsylvania, found that 71 percent of Americans support the ban's extension, while 23 percent would rather it expired. Even among gun-owning households, 64 percent back the extension, the survey found. 71% of Americans can't agree on which way is right and left. This poll is beyond suspect. And saying that 64% of gun owning households support ANY kind of gun control is idiotic at best. Gun ownership, however, is one of those issues regarding which the tail wags the dog. The vehemence with which a minority of gun owners fight to protect their Second Amendment rights, which they view as unlimited, helps fuel the efforts of gun-control advocates, who have their own rabid subset. For example, the gun zealots who participated in a recent series of gun-brandishing incidents in Northern Virginia only threaten the rights of those who use and keep their arms responsibly. "Gun-brandishing incidents?" You mean people who were obeying the law, and were only accosted because a police officer didn't know the law? The people who received a letter of apology? Sorry, but carrying a gun where it's legal to do so is NOT a crime. The White House, in explaining its stealthy support of the extension, is said to prefer to simply take guns out of the hands of criminals and to pursue its "Safe Neighborhoods" program that funds additional prosecutors. These are legitimate, if rhetorical, goals, So it prefers methods that have been shown to reduce crime without infringing on the rights of citizens to ineffective, intrusive, unconstitutional methods. Sounds good to me but they enjoy a greater chance of success if there are fewer such weapons for criminals to select. Prove it. Even the Clinton DOJ could not find any evidence that the ban had any effect whatsoever on crime. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

It's ok. If you hold the rope, your score stops counting (though you can still get the blue things). witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I got to 9,000 and go bored. It's not hard at all. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

He needs psychology, not advice. But that's just my advice. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

So is this the second Monday FUnny thread, or are you that misguided? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Bill, you win for the funniest fucking quote ever!!! [comic book guy voice] Best... Quote... Ever... [/voice] witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*