JoeWeber

So, I read that Fort Hood was being renamed for some guy named Cavazos. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_E._Cavazos Holy freaking crap that we actually have a guy like that to name a Fort. Ditching the Confederate names for guys like this is for sure the right thing to do.

Let me break this down for you from my yacht inside the Panama Canal: you truly do not know jack shit about business. You know about marching around in a green suit for 20 years and you know about making pancakes while your wife goes to work. But you don't know fuck all about running money, or managing assets internationally, or laddering risk. Frankly, I am seriously tired of your bullshit schtick of acting like you have anything approaching real world business or financial experience. Here's your shot, hero, smack me down with your resume.

Thanks John, it must be something to have lived in the best of times.

It's not without value. Your IBA card and 10 bucks will get you a beer in any bar.

Maybe it's just my bird and bunny people past but lately I wonder if the time/distance gap between today and what we imagine tomorrow might be is not what we hope, or more importantly, should want.

Of course with our Republican brethren, one can always hope in one hand and crap in the other and let others bet on which will fill first. The sad reality is that no one, even we vaunted do the right thing liberals, can be counted on to do the right thing instead of the self serving thing. The only claim we can make is that we do the wrong thing less frequently.

Rumor control has McConnell considering retirement long before his term expires in 2027. Those who have followed my reporting here know that any sketchy misunderstanding promulgated by the most impeachable of sources suit me just fine when it comes to supporting my hopes and dreams. So, as ever, I'm hopeful. The thing is the Governor of Kentucky, Andy Beshear, is a Democrat. Ky. Rev. Stat. § 63.200 controls. An executive committee comprised of members of the same party as the dearly departed or resigned submits three names for the Governor to choose from. Hopefully Governor Beshear, god forbid he is put in such a horrible position, is a typical Democrat who can't decide which recyclables go in the same bin and the clock just runs out. If ever there was a legitimate time for hopes and prayers now is that time.

Cruel and unusual punishment? I thought Slim lived in Florida.

Sure, no worries. Frumgibulate frúmgįbüłâté fram-goer-uh-latte verb 1. dragged backwards by galloping horses to a public stadium and beat to death with LaCrosse sticks. 2. forced to live in Slim Kings attic.

Too bad the originators of said spam can not be summarily frumgibulated.

Thank you, kind sir.

We survived 9/11, The Challenger, Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, 2008, Skysurfers, and too many other national stress tests; we'll survive whatever chaos the Maga Maniacs, our 2nd Amendment mental inmates, and our unrestorable deplorables cause when Trumps indictments start rolling in. Civil unrest is not civil war. Me, I'm looking forward to watching as each and every cocked hat, cockamamy militia moron who thinks his perfectly, and stupidly, accessorized AR-15 is good for anything more than killing innocent bystanders, learns the hard way that they are just jerks with ridiculous penis extensions and not part of a well regulated militia when the National Guard disarms them and puts their stupid asses face first on the ground. Just because bad things will happen, store windows might be broken, and nice dogs will be kicked, does not mean we should continue giving in to our fears. That is to say bring it on. Like unruly kids what they all need is a good and thoroughly embarrassing ass whooping. The bottom line, my Liberal compatriots, is that now is an especially auspicious time to restrain our delicate sensibilities. Let the National healing begin. This Liberal, and very progressive, message of hope is brought to you from the People's Republic of Joe.

What a crap piece of advice. Please tell the kid you were joking.

Roger. I'll get on board.

The Ulvade cops knew it was an AR, a weapon even they referred to as a "Battle Rifle" as they cowered in he hallway afraid for their lives. What will it take for the Brents of the world to be able to recognize that their precious "platform" has our entire society, including our Police, paralyzed with fear; the weapon itself has become the embodiment of screaming fire in a theater. So what with the Second Amendment, they should be banned under the First Amendment. Officers arriving at Robb Elementary on May 24 had similar reactions as they realized that the gunman had an AR-15. “You know what kind of gun?” state Trooper Richard Bogdanski asked in a conversation captured on his body-camera footage outside of the school. “AR. He has a battle rifle,” a voice responded. “Does he really?” another asked. “What’s the safest way to do this? I’m not trying to get clapped out,” Bogdanski said.

No, it was something else.

Nonsense. The Professor was being pedantic, probably overly irritated to learn from the casually intelligent that, even when it's Flight of the Phoenix grade toy airplanes, taxation from a distance is a real thing.

And glad it's legal I am. The last thing we need is a prison system filled with incoherent mumblers who aren't ex-Presidents.

Wowser. I can't wait until Ken gets here.

Lighten up, man. You're long since done grading people and besides, personal experience very much equals data.

The Secret Service will get a say in things so they will need to get the day in advance. I'm thinking it's real. Okay, I'm hoping it's real. I am tired of waiting to see Trumps first mug shot. In fact I plan on assembling a coffee table book of all of his mugshots and each and every moment a Judge announces a guilty verdict and later the sentence. Time to get the show on the road.

Trump is now saying he'll be arrested Tuesday and, of course, calling for protests etc.. Maybe the long and dragged out process of prosecuting J6 insurrectionists has been long and dragged out enough to sink in with enough of his cult members to keep that down to a dull roar.

Word is the halftime event is headlining Miley Cyrus. Has anyone heard anything?

Golly, Professor, it's not like we're talking about your guns.

That'll learn 'em, and none too soon.