Kris
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Damn, I guess nobody likes that guy then. But he gave me a really nice hat though. Not that the hat that Mary gave me isn't nice, too. Sigh, I'm such a whore for a good hat. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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"How much for your women?" Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ahh...so he's in GA looking for true love in an IHOP restaurant. That's what you're saying, isn't it? *running away quickly before Jake gets back* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It must be because you have boobies. I still haven't been allowed back at that DZ. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Heh...ask Brits17 about how crispy that police report paper smelled when her car got stolen with her rig in it a couple of years back. But, yeah, it's a great smell.
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Just tell me everyone was safe and had a good time....
Kris replied to freeflir29's topic in The Bonfire
eesh...hope you're on the mend, Paige. Now, quit breaking yourself! -
Just tell me everyone was safe and had a good time....
Kris replied to freeflir29's topic in The Bonfire
This thread is useless without PICTURES!!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Yanno, just an observation, but at 138 jumps, and especially since you're doing formation skydiving (as listed by your profile), you may want to stick with clear goggles. The reason being, eye-contact is a pretty important thing when you're learning... Just my $0.02. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I used to have a first-gen 20GB iPod, but after surviving all the abuse I dished out, dropping it in a mud-puddle was just a bit too much. I tried to tell myself that it was just a fad, that I could live without that yummy musical portable perfection. I thought I could, but I couldn't. sigh... I just picked up a 4th gen 20GB and, man, I can't believe how small these things are now. It's almost 1/2 as thick as my old one. I would have loved to have gotten the 40GB model, but I just couldn't justify it as I also just paid for my Cypres 4 year...besides, 20GB is more than enough to stick the current 1/3rd of my MP3 collection that I'm listening to on. A friend who works at a chain store hooked me up with a great deal and with the 20GB iPod (I got the HP which has the 1 year warranty), the car charger, and a case I was out the door for $320 after tax. Not too shabby! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Happy 30th, cutie! Now go make me dinner! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Who's this "Slappie" you speak of? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*snicker* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sending your cypres through the x-ray at the airport
Kris replied to LearningTOfly's topic in Gear and Rigging
Yup....there's not enough radiation there to worry about things like bit-flip, etc... Edited for formatting Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
I try to crawl up inside my Stiletto once every couple of months or after any really squirrelly opening. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I was at an unnamed DZ a few years back, taking the BIC course. Someone had a car there that they were pissed off at and didn't want to pay to repair again. So, into the bonfire it went. Man, that was impressive. It had a full tank of gas, too. Luckily, they were smart enough to take off the gas cap so pressure wouldn't build. The gas would still boil, then shoot out the opening, and then the flame-thrower was going. They dropped it off at a salvage yard before dawn. Heh...good stuff. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Bingo! Ladies and gentleman....we have a winner. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sigh...stuck with the on-call pager from my office. Rub it in, why don'tcha. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Geez...is Turtle going to the Blue Oyster again?! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I love our circuit at work...average download speed was 630KB/sec. Sweet vid! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Batshit insane? Hardly. She sounds like she's got a pretty solid head on her shoulders and a great wit to go with it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'm glad somebody decided to make you police... Besides, everyone has to make a first post at some point, are we going to interrogate them everytime someone does? Sheesh... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You forget...I know where you live. *grabbing paddle...heading out the door* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You had better not drink all the Lingenore blueberry!!! That's it, you're getting a spanking! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You probably got real lucky and got the songs loaded into the iPod's 32MB buffer before you hopefully did any damage. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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what goes along with getting a job as a packer??
Kris replied to Terminal-V's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Huh? Now that's funny, I don't care who ya' are. Sorry, but I know packers that can walk away with $1000 a weekend. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™