Kris

There's a pretty damn good reason why he's known as "Shady Monkey". Keep up the good work, Pabs.

Get in line, I'm still waiting on mine. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I got the VM. I had the ringer on my phone turned off so I missed it. As for the pic name, how about "Sunshine, 23 hours before being used as a human barco-lounger"? Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I thought only the apparel for the "Dallas Stars" was made out of vomit... Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Damn....I can't believe I missed this thread! Welcome to the forums, Pete! I'm bringing the freefly tube to Hinton this weekend. Your lame ass had better be there. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Oh No! Now who am I going to torment at Skydive Dallas next weekend? Grrrrr!!!!!! Excuse me while I pay your boss a house call... Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Well, it was either that or the MP3 of your amazing snoring. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

And we're done...until next year. For those of you who can't find Sunshine in the "after pic", try looking for the little splotch of yellow passed out in the booth. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Almost there... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Some more. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Geez...where do I start? Big thanks go out to Kate, Tony, and Chuck for putting up with an entire barrel of SkyMonkies last weekend. This trip was one of the best that I have had in a long time and I was very sad when it was over. I got to meet several great new friends and pretty much the entire monkey crew. Chris Wagner from the US Army Golden Knights and TonyT were excellent at trying to get us organized for the record but it just wasn't meant to be this time around. Oh well, that's what next year is for! Chuck was nice enough to split his time between the bathroom and us. Get well soon, Monkeylip! All in all, I was really surprised with the vibe at Raeford. Never have I felt so at home at a DZ so quickly, and that was even before Kate & Tony learned how much of a limit I have on my credit card. Mad Props go out to: Phreezone. Get your foot fixed. Now. Sunshine, our favorite human couch, destroyer of lingerie, and maker of eunech ninja's. Also, kiss-pass giver extroidinaire. Pammi, Operation Melons couldn't have succeeded without your help! Merrick, BootieBootie! Pammi & Merrick, thanks for being on my 100th and I was honored to be a part of yours. SkymonkeyONE, you rock. Period. Sunman, Thanks for the money shot on our hybrid and your great stories! Mouth, They weren't kidding when they came up with your nickname. Stay sexy, Georgia Peach. Coconut Monkey, how much damn artillery do you have in the lounge? Yowza. Big Boom. MattM, Amish Monkey you are the schizznit. Sunman and I still envy you. Sillyolethang, thanks for the grippers and the pillow came in handy. Dragontail, if this guy were any more laid back I would have to check his pulse. Elizabeth, I bow before your packing skills! Thanks for hooking a Messican up! MonkeyLip, Are you really Kurt Russell? PLFKing, Thanks for making me look floaty! And last but not at all least, Kate & Tony. Thank you both for such a great time. You two really set the pace for the weekend and made sure that we all stayed positive and had a blast. Now, on to the pictures. Kris Edited to add: Chuck, bestow my monkey name, bizznitch! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Well, I wasn't going to say it. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Unquestionably sexy. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Ummm...Sangiro isn't a US citizen, he just recently got here. Nice try though. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Actually, bridles for Bird-Man use should be 108" from pin to PC, not from canopy attachment point to PC. There is nothing wrong with having a Bird-Man ready PC on a rig, it's just a little extra bridle to stow and it should also have less problems with burbles. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Chuckster, you know I've got your back in full-on fiesta style! I'll be there in the afternoon with my SkyMonkey hat on, rig packed, and beer-hand ready for the sunset activities. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

You thought we forgot, Pammi. We didn't. Not by a longshot. As the field-marshall who shall be on-site tommorow, I hereby announce that Operation Melons is a GO! Clay & Skreamer may have slacked off on their duties but I will be more than happy to follow through in their absence. I have a full squad of attack-trained Chia-Monkeys, Tequila Gnomes, and a guy named Erk. Their job will be to distract Merrick with underground squirrel pornography and bright shiny objects while I target the main objectives (yes, kids, that's plural). Let the nig-noggery commence! Kris 14-hours to Raeford. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

*sniff, sniff* I love that song. I'll be seeing all of you at the DZ tomorrow! Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Ew. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Kate...I...I...I love you. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yeah, you really need brighter colors. That looks like a demo rig from a funeral home. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I'm up for doing more nipple kiss passes...maybe even do them in the air this time!! I'll shoot video! Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

What makes you think I haven't bought them already? Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

My baby. Mirage G3 M4 Unisyn Stiletto Tempo Cypres Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

It's a good story, really! I'll share. Sunshine, bring the pants, I'm feeling masochistic. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™