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Take this with a grain of salt as I only have a handful of jumps on a CF2, but over 250 on a Stiletto. Personally, I liked the CF2 over my Stiletto because of the handling. It flies like it's on rails and isn't as 'twitchy' as my Stiletto. Granted, this is probably because the control range is deeper on the CF2, but it was an extremely well-behaved canopy. Well....extremely well-behaved until I dropped some front risers onto it and a really quick pack job. At those times, it was like an english butler. Precise, perfect, and ready for anything I could throw at it. If I hadn't bought a BirdMan GTi I'd be waiting on a new CF2 to be delivered. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Mine was ordered on September 18th and it will be here this Thursday. Nope. Not unless they just moved Eloy to Z-Hills. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The, "Why are you NOT going to the DZ.com Boogie?" list
Kris replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire
Fine Kris! Be that way. See if I ever stop in God forsaken Oklahoma again to see you. Where's the damn crying icon? You know I wouldn't have forgotten you intentionally, Cora. I still forget that you aren't in Cali. I'll make it up to you with some cool dives and cold beverages. Forgive me? *grovelling in utter contempt for myself* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
I just got my tracking number in an e-mail. WooHoo! Now I get to wear out the refresh icon in my web-browser while I wait for UPS to deliver my suit. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ouch, Jack! Glad to hear that you and Lynn are okay. If it makes you feel any better, you weren't the only one to hit something that evening. I went with a friend to a skydivers party in Tulsa Friday night. On the way back at 2am on the turnpike, doing the speed-limit (75mph), the biggest, fattest, raccoon I have ever seen ran across the road. This thing had to be every bit of 40-45 pounds. I hit him dead-center and there was the most god-awful thunk. I pulled over into a lighted area and the lil' bastard had split my front air-dam in two. So now I get to play with epoxy and touch-up paint some time this week. I got this car just a few months ago after totalling my beloved red Tiburon on a deer. 13K miles and I've already damaged her. Sigh. So, in short, I feel your pain, Jack. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The, "Why are you NOT going to the DZ.com Boogie?" list
Kris replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire
Yup, I will be there in all my purple & silver glory. My reason for not going? If I'm going to leave cold & freezing Oklahoma in the winter it's not going to be to go to another cold place. I'm going to the WARMTH! Besides, Stacy, Heather, & Bo are just too kick-ass not to hang out with. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Awww! Just for me? I'm all warm & fuzzy. Now get off your duff and get with the picture-taking, Rootie! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It'll arrive tomorrow. You'll have it for next weekend. Who's yo pusher? *holding back a tear* Damn...you're the best, baby!
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I just found out that the custom purple/silver GTi I ordered should be at BirdMan today or tomorrow. If it comes in today, they're gonna' overnight it. If not, then I'll have my baby next week! WOOT!!!!!!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Umm....you do know that if you click on the profile link above someone's avatar it will show their AIM & MSN names, right? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ummm....just a guess, but considering that it's on 11/11 and it's only the 10th, I'd say we'll know more starting tomorrow. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Mer, that's going to be a absolutely righteous piece of body art when it's done. Nice job on the design! Well....except for the integrated MS Windows logo. *hands Merrick a copy of Linux* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sorry your Texas A&M football team had to come all the way here to Oklahoma to get beaten 77-0 by my old school, OU. Go Sooners! There's always next year.
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It's no surprise your son rocks, Diva. You're an amazingly great woman with a warm heart. How could he not have turned out okay? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Serious geek alert: Here's a link for a new movie due out August of next year. I've been waiting for this one for a few years... Alien Vs. Predator WooHoo! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Taken from http://digilander.libero.it/maddog666/serie.htm Aircraft: A-12 6941/ #135M M-21, Lost on 30 July 1966, near Midway Island, (some sources say Pt. Mugu, CA). While launching a D-21 drone, the drone was trapped in the shock wave of the aircraft, forcing the drone back into the M-21, causing the aircraft to break-up at Mach 3. The Lockheed Test Pilot Bill Park and the LCO (Launch Control Officer) Ray Torick ejected safely, but upon landing in the water Ray Torrick's suit, which became torn in the ejection, caused the suit to fill with water drowning Torrick. Bill Park was rescued safely. This crash prompted the end of the M-21/ D-21 program. Aircraft: Lockheed SR-71 952/ #2003 Lost on 25 January 1966 near Tucumcari, NM. While in a 30 deg. bank at Mach 3 and 80,000 ft, the right engine had an unstart. Which caused the aircraft to desintegrate. The Lockheed RSO Jim Zwayer was killed in the bailout, while Lockheed Test Pilot Bill Weaver survived even though he never ejected, the aircraft desintegrated around him. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Should I invest in any gear for my AFF training?>
Kris replied to hawkflight's topic in Gear and Rigging
Ironically, the ProTec is the only helmet used in skydiving that offers any real protection. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Well, doing a Google search on +"eddie murphy" +"goonie goo goo" yeilds 102 hits and searching on +"eddie murphy" +"goonie goo hoo" yeilds zero hits. Sorry, you lost. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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In the "Aunt Bunny" skit she said, "Goonie Goo Goo". So did you win or lose? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Damn...you've got my reply! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I once saw her pull out some guy's spine and show it to him before he collapsed. I was impressed. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Your bike? I was talking about your gimp leg. You know...the one they had to remove after it got stuck in the cow you tried to swoop? And I won't even go into where it got stuck...some things one just doesn't mention in public. BTW...if you ever get the urge to "play" Jessica...let me know. I want to send the footage to America's Funniest Videos when you try to grab one of her parrot's and it rips off your arm and tries to beat you with the stump. *shudder* I still have nightmares about her birds. BTW, if you're playing Jess...who does that make me? Don or Wildblue? edit to add: ps...that was low bringing Tibby into it. *pouring a 40oz onto the ground for my dead Korean auto-homie* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Wussy chimp? I don't take that kind of flack from a woman who has a wooden leg with a kick-stand. If you leave me meadless at the Christmas boogie I shall be forced to regale the crowd with tales of how you frightened me and Phree at Rantoul'02 by coming over and trying to bleed on us. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Awwww! C'mon! Just this one time? She started it!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Stuff it, boozehag. Shouldn't you be hook-turning into a cow or bringing me a glass of mead right about now? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™