Kris

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  1. And this is where newbie-ness rears its head. You need to do some more research. The price vs real freefall time is excellent. And it's a MUCH better training tool for RW and FF than freefall. Until you've actually used a Skyventure tunnel, you've no business knocking it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. I have a huge noggin, and I hate having my peripheral vision cut off so I jump a Bonehead Mindwarp. I've had it for 5 years and it's still in amazing shape. Even after being lost at altitude twice. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. First off, it's The Ramones *kicking you in the nuts for desecrating the kings of Punk*. Secondly, wouldn't "I wanna be sedated" be a better choice? Then again, "Mr. E's Beautiful Blues" by The Eels would also be quite perfect, and certainly long enough. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. Wow! What a cutie! Congrats to you and Merrick, Pammi Lou!
  5. I really need to break down and pick up a copy of that, . *adding it to my to-do list* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Cessna's are easy. I have flights out of both the C-182 and the C-205. The easiest way to do it is a poised exit. When you have your hands on the strut and are making your way out, keep your arms in a bit to keep the drag on your wings minimal for an easy climbout. Do the side-hop for the poised exit, and once you've cleared the plane, go ahead and spread your limbs into flight-mode. I always tell the pilot to keep flying his heading for 60 seconds then bring it down. I also discuss his descent pattern with him so I know where he plans to be. Depending on the kind of step you have, be careful. You really don't want to snag a bootie! When you get enough jumps to go for your training, all of this will be covered as well if you ask about that kind of plane. Your instructor will be able to go more in-depth with you as well.
  7. Why, yes. Yes I definitely would. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. Lisa, I swear I deleted that pic I took of your nipple. Promise!
  9. Amen! She was incredibly hot on Farscape, and now we get to see her again on Stargate SG-1. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. Yeah! Whoop his ass, seabass! It's 24. No less. And it must be good beer, in bottles. No Cheap Beer! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Woot! As another newlywed myself in this thread, lemme' add my congrats!!!! Woot!!!
  12. Whoops, sorry, Chuck. Wasn't disputing anything you said, just adding an anecdote. As for how I pulled the cables, I did pull them in-line with the housings, not at a perpindicular angle, which is why it was so surprising. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. But it's still a good idea to clean those housing and cables, especially on a new rig. When I was chscking my wife's new Wings, that she had already put a couple of jumps on, I went to pull the cutaway cable as I was showing her how to properly maintain / clean them. Well, I pulled, and I pulled, and then I put the rig on the floor and I had to put one foot on the rig and then had to use both hands to get the cables to come out. A rub-down of the cables with some naptha and then some silicone lubricant after being run through the housings a few times finally had them coming out without any black residue on them. From what I've heard, it's leftover cutting oil that they use to make the housings. The cables were quite tacky when they came out that first time. Definitely something people need to check for on new rigs! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. This was the best looking jumpship EVER!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. Kris

    Cosmetic SUVs?

    Face it, John... Physics has never been your strongest area. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. Almost, but not quite. The Original Tit-ee Bar Thread (tm) Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  17. Yeah, we really need to keep those fanatical christians away from the abortion clinics! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. CSpenceFLY & The RoamingDZ plus a few quarts of Peach Mountain Dew Mrs RoamingDZ.com Popsjumper Katiebear, SkymonkeyONE and DaGimp in "The Monkey Mansion" MOUTH Psycho Bob & Psycho Patty (My wife) RkyMtnHigh stl135... Wonderhog... Thanatos340 Skymama jumpchikk Jumpnkramer Goofyjumper Skinnyshrek and his "Den of Iniquity" Flytex revillusion Skychick312 & Avalonwings Lauralicious Skyjenb Skydivermandy and Dave Darkwing Nut n lucky Dbattman (tentative) Icon134 micduran,with her new camper Chaoskitty Pyke Yardhippe & Redhot wife (maybe) FrogLady PSW097 missg8tordivr NYBryan selbbub78 ncfitzge Jumpingbean001 FoxyRoxtail + hubby The_Don & jeannier Rick Kris & Dagny Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. Happy Birthday, eeneRbaneeneR! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. Do you really want me to keep trying? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. Kris

    G'Night...

    I tell Dagny "G'night, angel.", then give her a kiss on the forehead as she snuggles into my arms to fall asleep.
  22. Was that a rhetorical question? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. Aren't you in the military? *hanging my head in shame* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Shibby! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. Nope, but I'm sure there will be Ihop's and Waffle Houses that he's just going to have to stop at to get some of his famous waitress-lovin'. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™