Kris
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I think these say it best. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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What can we do about Skyride?
Kris replied to ChasingBlueSky's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You can also start by explaining why you're ripping off other people's website designs and their copyrighted photographs. You advertise planes that aren't available at DZ's that don't exist. Your websites list people that aren't even employed by your "DZ's". Ben & Cary may not be involved with the day to day operations (I'm not buying this one), but doesn't their corporation own it? Taking Chris Martin's phone number after his death... I can't wait to hear the explanation on this one. I look forward to your responses. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Exactly! But I'm going to have one end piercing the heart of an adult deer, as an homage to my need for violent retribution for having my last car destroyed by one. I'm all about the realism / symbolism dichotomy of fine art. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Bah. Nothing more than people trying to be trendy. As for me, I'm installing mine sideways this year. Oh yeah, it's going to be all the rage! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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My wife noticed a grey hair in my nose a few weeks back and before I could move her tweezers flashed like a Samurai's sword. In that moment before it happened, I felt helpless. As for the actual act, well, she basically managed to pull my soul out through my nasal passage. I trim, but she's a sadist with an eagle's eyesight. I'm still recovering. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You're new here, aren't you? Facts About The Cassowary Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oakley Minutes. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I still think he drugged her for the ceremony.... Thanks, Marc! I'll make sure to enjoy the beaches and keep up ocean attendance while you're working on the snowstorms this winter. Remi.....SHHHH! Dammit. She might read this! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Rootkits are a completely different animal, Mar... Think of them as kickass virii and trojans, wrapped up in a stealth shell. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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A wise person once said something to the effect of, "Do you really want to try landing the smallest canopy you have when everything else has gone wrong?" People don't usually say, "Gee, I wish my reserve was a lot smaller!" when faced with a tight landing area. A Something in the 160-170 sq ft range would be much better for you. You need to get interested in more rigs. Small isn't a status symbol when it comes to your last chance.
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Since my wife, Dagny, already posted a tease pic of her rack awhile back (hey, that rhymed!) I think it's okay to repost the pic. Ahhh...the majesty...and they're all MINE!!! So, what do I win? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Thanks for the well-wishes, Robin. I'm really going to miss you and Don as well and I really hope our paths cross again soon!
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There's a pretty good possibility, especially if I'm employed. If not, then we'll be making a trek to New Orleans and Oklahoma to spend Christmas with our families. I'll let you know!
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Quit picking on Skybytch! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Vinny, you jackass! I'm Messican! But no cheap stuff. Make it Patron, Don Julio, or a nice Cabo Wabo Anejo. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeesh! I saw the video and that was more than enough. And, thanks, female satan. I now have that song stuck in my head. Good thing I have the entire "Dead Or Alive" greatest hits album on my iPod. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Heh...I'll let you know if we need any good A/C work, compadre. Take care of those TX peeps for me! Bigun: The profile is now taken care of. Speed: You're a real funny guy. A regular commodian. Arlo: I can finally pay you back for all of those Okie noodling comments in person! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*handing Arlo my golden ticket and yet feeling strangely calm about auctioning my soul* TK has to be the lord of the dark. How else can you explain breaking his neck and still managing to truck on?! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yanno, I've had this feeling that corruption of my soul was imminent. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Arlo, if you weren't so damn cute I'd have fed you to the noble platypi ages ago. Yeah, yeah, I've had all damn year, but the point is I've finally gotten off of my well-cushioned bottom to actually move there. I guess I'll just have to enjoy the experience vicariously via yours and Bills re-telling. Sigh. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yikes! I've got a ton of replies to make.... Zeemax: The sofa is yours! Get your pasty-white English self over to this side of the pond! Clay: We're gonna party like it's on sale for $19.99. Kramer: I'll be out on the 19th for a bit in the morning, then I've got plans that night. I've got a couple of final interviews and if I get one of the jobs I'm good to go. If not, you'll see me once I'm employed again! 2fat: I'm on the DD list, brotha'. Cora: Danke! Remi: Gator is good eating! Bytch: Remember, I'm coming from Oklahoma, I think FL will hold my interest for awhile! The car is still under full warranty! Ash: Hush. Jack: She's been hanging onto it for that purpose, but we haven't found anyone as of yet. I'll get with you later on this one.
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Why, yes. Yes we are. We're simple creatures. And sometimes, all it takes is a little Tribe Called Quest to help out a brother in need. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Dude...when isn't it time to high-five? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Only to Dagny. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Is it that sweaty, vulgar kind of love? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™