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  1. And let you know which one, right Skreamer? Justin My Homepage
  2. Find women's buttons really isn't that hard. You just have to know where to look. Justin My Homepage
  3. Come on, Clay. We all know you are lactose intolerant, and can't even partake of the milk. We feel bad for ya, but such is life!
  4. Clay's house. I'm there is quite a supply, both real and inflatable. Justin My Homepage PS He might not want to part with any of the real ones. Like family, you know....
  5. Great news! How soon until you kick her out of a jump plane? Justin My Homepage
  6. That's whacked! Justin My Homepage
  7. jfields

    Goggles

    Nah. People have been bass fishing since before planes were invented. You didn't think they fished without helmets back then, do you? Justin My Homepage
  8. My username is pretty damned boring. You figure it out.
  9. jfields

    CDN jumper

    or.... Donde esta tu madre? All the Spanish I know will get me smacked. Justin My Homepage
  10. Damn, Skreamer, you PMSing?
  11. Skreamer, it is more like Saturday Night Fever. Watch me dance! Justin My Homepage PS You're right, Remi. Almost no huge, life-altering daytime-talkshow-worthy side effects.
  12. When I was in college I did like 5 of these medical studies. I specialized in tropical disease vaccine testing. They were trying to find the most effective dosing schedule. I just had to get shots and give blood like 10 times over 6 months. I did Chikun-Gunya Fever and some others I forgot. At the time, it was pretty good beer money.
  13. And all this time, we just thought you were using a picture of Pammi for some bizarre reason. Justin My Homepage
  14. Sinister69, I agree that nobody should be coerced into Skydive U, or any other type of paid training. It isn't right. That said, I went to Cross Keys one weekend specifically for Skydive U. It was expensive, but worth it. I'd done lots of solo jumps and some crappy RW, because I didn't know some basics. It was difficult to find people at my DZ that had the patience and inclination to help. That has since changed a bit, but I found the instruction I got with Skydive U gave me a hand up the learning curve. Now it is easier for me to get on RW jumps, so I can continue improving. I posted my thoughts on the particular experience you and Skymonkey had earlier in the thread. But I don't think your situation was typical. At least not from the admittedly few DZs I've been to. At Cross Keys, there is both Skydive U and freefly training (Monkey Claw) available, but no pressure to do either. They seem to get business because they are good at what they do and are nice folks. Justin My Homepage
  15. Wildblue, If that is bad stick figure porn, then it is unintentional bad gay stick figure porn, because they are all guys. Here: U U U U Take those, print them out, and paste them onto two of the stick figures to make it into a guy with two women. Much better. Justin My Homepage
  16. Don, I'm glad I could entertain. See, you people didn't beleive me when I said they were bad. You just didn't know how complete my lack of drawing talent really was. Thankfully, I can skydive (slightly) better than I can draw. So, which of you Picassos wants to make a decent drawing of that type of jump? You all can laugh at me all day, but only if someone steps forward with THEIR own version. Justin My Homepage
  17. Yeah. She is just happy it isn't YOU!
  18. Here is one of the numerous threads about booties in the Gear & Rigging Forum: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=forumgear&Number=2580&Search=true&Forum=forumgear&Words=booties&Match=Entire Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=50&Old=allposts&Main=2580 Justin My Homepage
  19. What about the weight vest? Are you forgetting that? Justin My Homepage
  20. Clay, Sorry the scanner didn't pick up the crayon. It was there. Don't worry. I look at it and laugh too. Andrea, We weren't all up in each other like the people in your picture, but I'd be willing if you are. Justin My Homepage
  21. Man, be quiet, or people will start getting ideas! I'd hate for us to end up like Pyke and Skreamer. Justin My Homepage
  22. Does anyone know of a place on the net or any book with good illustrations of non-rw skydiving formations. I found a bunch of sites with traditional flatflying formation diagrams, but that isn't what I'm looking for. For example, I was trying to explain the kind of tube where you roll out the door. I couldn't find any diagrams, so I had to draw one to explain what I was talking about. It is attached. (No comments on my horrible pre-kindergarten stick figures.) I know it is horrible. That's why I'm looking for help.... I'm looking for diagrams of things like that, hybrid dives, and other things in the non-rw realm. Does anyone know of any sources, or, alternatively, is anyone willing to draw some? Thanks! Justin My Homepage
  23. Who wouldn't want to hook up with Freaksis? Nobody I can think of! Justin My Homepage
  24. Viking, If you are looking for a place to stash your file, I have online server space. Lemme know. Justin My Homepage