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Skreamer, Sorry to correct you publicly, but here is the correct etymology and meaning of Fowler, of which Clay is a member. Definition: Fowler Origin: Georgia swamp, circa 1970. 1) noun. Inhabitant of a geographically remote area devoid of culture and front teeth. 2) noun. One who enters into conjugal relationships with fowl and other livestock for purpose of sexual gratification. 3) adjective: Vile or disgusting. Ex.: "Damn, Cleatus, this is fowler than that time you chased the cat into the septic tank!" Clearer now? Justin My Homepage
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Those big words are found in the Georgia dictionary under the entries "Gittin' Some!" and "Spousal Visitation". Justin My Homepage
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Skreamer, If you are doing that to the poodle, it is your bitch, no matter what gender it is! Justin My Homepage
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It is. Please continue.
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LOL! You might be right. Justin My Homepage
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Clay, You're just jealous of Skreamer. You couldn't even get the poodle to stay on. Justin My Homepage
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Skreamer, Being male, Clay isn't my type, but at least he is human, unlike your latest "girlfriend". But then again... Maybe you two have something in common. He has sheep at his place too.
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Shut up, Skreamer. You can't spell either. The kind of "doh" you are looking for is "doe."
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LOL! You might try some WD-40 and a pair of pliers. Actually, you'd enjoy that too much. Maybe you should visit your local veterinarian. You probably have a tab there already.
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Does that apply to PETA as well? Justin My Homepage
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Nah. Not me. You're the one with Pyke out of town and a dead poodle on your hands.
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How did you... err.. "your friend" manage that one? I'm assuming it was alive to start with. And don't say it was because of his enormous member. Justin My Homepage
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Clay, Be nice. He was asking on you a date. Justin My Homepage
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Nah. We have senses of humor... when things are funny. That was just a dumb troll set to insult people. Justin My Homepage
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3fLiEr, Sure some people are like that. But a lot more of the 50-60 jump people (including myself), are more interested in learning about skydiving than talking shit about things I don't know about. As to why we are "Old Hands" or whatever, some of us have time at work to post. So what? It isn't an issue of "Shut up and Jump". If I could jump more, I would. Such is life in the real world. Justin My Homepage
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Add two more words: With video. Justin My Homepage
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Maybe. But I'm not sure. Perhaps he has expanded his range to include actual people. Nah. Probably just a rumour. Justin My Homepage
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Sadly, the whole DC area was socked in with heavy fog, so no meteors for us.. Justin My Homepage
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It is never too late! Justin My Homepage
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Zennie, I knew you'd come through. Yes, I'm busted too. And I've been doing S&M for longer than you have. What I want to know is how is Freaksis not involved in this group? Anyway, the people that run Skydivers & Mentors are a good bunch of folks. As far as I know, they are generally based in the DC area. I've seen them at Chambersburg, PA and Laurel, DE. They probably visit some other area DZs as well. It is a good way for people off student status to learn and get in on educational dives that the "skygods" shut you out of when you are in this in-between area of experience. End of shameless plug.... Justin My Homepage
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Nah. I'll just wait for Zennie to dig himself out of this one. I'll just say that my sources are reliable.
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Note to self: avoid Skreamer at all costs.
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Uh huh. Care to do some explaining, Zennie? Justin My Homepage
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He did his ratio before learning that inflatables don't count. Justin My Homepage
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But it got him Pyke, so maybe his mission is accomplished. Justin My Homepage