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Chuck, Sadly, the friendly flame war with Skreamer and I put him over 2000. I'm so ashamed. Justin My Homepage
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Clay, I'm like 4 months from being home-free as far as successful procreation. As far as I know, Skreamer is still genetically insignificant. No partners, and denied from even donating sperm. How pathetic is that?
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Skreamer, And you are how old? And single? Still without a non-animal partner? You are natural selection at work. Soon to be weeded from the gene pool entirely. Justin My Homepage
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It is cheaper contraception than buying the pill.
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Brandon, What is up with your picture? With that hat, facial expression and those goggles, all we need are some wires hanging off your head and you'd be ready to be strapped to the electric chair.
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Clay & Skreamer, We have a winna! Brandon just volunteered! Justin My Homepage
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Heck. While were talking about dates, here is Clay getting his ready....
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Hey Skreamer, why didn't you share this family portrait earlier? Justin My Homepage
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"Yeah....they need GOOD meat for mutton......" As usual, you're missing the point again. Are you aware that people outside of Georgia aren't attempting to breed with sheep? I know it may come as a surprise to you, considering your limited intellectual capacity and cultural deprivation.
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Well, the baby isn't born yet, so we can't check for family resemblance. I'll keep you posted. But unlike your kids, mine won't end up as mutton. Justin My Homepage
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Sell all your back issues of "Dog & Kennel" on eBay, then buy a VCR.
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Oooh. The dreaded "yer mama" jokes. Whatever. Skreamer, you're so small she didn't even notice you. Justin My Homepage
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And Skreamer, you're just jealous of Clay's sheep. I heard your last partner got quarantined and burned in the British mad cow epidemic. Justin My Homepage
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And I'm sure that's helped your sex life immensely.
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Or...... General Bloggs: Welcome to Ft. Detrick. You'll be working in the anthrax division. Private Fowler : Uh.... Yes sir. General Bloggs: You know, private, that means researching the transmission from sheep to humans. Private Fowler: Oh. Why didn't you say so, sir? General Bloggs: Report to the lab, private. Private Fowler : YES SIR!
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Skreamer, How many chia pets do you own?
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Skreamer, This might be more like it: Private Skreamer: Sir, I'd like to request a transfer to France for training. General Bloggs: Why is that soldier? Private Skreamer: They are experienced in soldiers overcompensating for natural deficiencies. General Bloggs (to aide): What is Skreamer's specialty? Aide: Gazelles and wildebeasts, sir. General Bloggs: What the hell. He is useless. Might as well send him. Private Skreamer: MMMmmmm. French poodles...... General Bloggs: PRIVATE, STOP DROOLING! Justin My Homepage
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He is probably going to "Glamour Shots" as right now. They specialize in making ugly chicks look hot, at least, until the makeup comes off.
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Clay & Skreamer, Talk to you tomorrow, you pair of wankers! Justin My Homepage
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I'm just working on a public service. If you get in your poodle costume and Skreamer makes you squeel, it would be a benefit to the rest of the community. Two less whack jobs roaming around. And you two are fairly unlikely to breed, so we wouldn't have to worry about little redneck, inbred, 1/2 expatriate, illiterate upstart kids running around.
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Good one! Justin My Homepage
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Damn you sound proficient in consolation. Is it from all the women you've heard rejecting you, or are you just a big ol' she-man at heart?
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Clay and Diva, Do you both have Alzheimer's disease? Skreamer is the one into the animals.
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Clay, You have more military jumps than I do. But at least we were both were airborne, unlike poor Skreamer. He was/is just a wannabe. Justin My Homepage
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Ah. A leg. That is a military whuffo, in case you weren't aware. I think even Clay jumped, so the standards couldn't have been that high. Still, I understand the rejection you must have experienced. Is that what caused you to begin your romantic liasons with fauna of the veld? Justin My Homepage