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  1. RoadRash
    The bottle is down...But what next...What if the rubber and the mallet don't mesh?!? Then what? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Paste?!?!?!?! Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have no idea...... Stage 2 it is...hmmmmm... How to start? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Two distinct possiblities...... Is it a distinct possbility that your balls are blue and not the ribbon...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    The kitten is already dead...it's the puppies I am worried about...they keep coming...and coming...and coming...I can't stop them...no matter how many ribbons...it just doesn't work...... It's like FANTASIA on crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    NO! its not safe!! thats what I've been trying to say to you in much detail!! Are you hitting the bottle again!!?? Hey, I didn't want anyone to know!!!!!!!!! Tell the world why dontcha...now I am up a creek without a ribbon...damnit...I feel lost...shunned...broken...I'm the squeaky wheel that needs to be fixed...... Should I go on? Can I go on? Is Stage 2 even a possibility?!? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    YOU LEAVE KENNEDY OUT OF THIS!! Its your fault he got lock up! It's all the ribbons fault......I didn't apply properly......But I must know...is it safe...away from harm? Are we ready to move onto stage 2...? Or is it too soon? ~R+R...I must know... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Shhhhhhhhhhh...he's busy...and so am I...Lany...give your man some sex so he will shut up...... Now back to the topic at hand... The ribbon...is it safe? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Without the rubbers though...what are you going to do?!?! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. RoadRash
    I agree, the rubber nub has to go...I wasn't into that too much either...just a little too finicky...... The ribbon is very versatile though...keep that in mind... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Hey, now that's not fair...I only told you to look for it...not to, you know... And that big pink thing comes in handy sometimes...but not always...I like to depend on myself occasionally... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Shhhhhhhhhhh...Don't mention too much about the project...I'm still working on that...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THAT UP NOW?!?!?! I was just getting over that...I needed time...to remember and to forget...time to move on...to be at one with myself...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    OK, well, after we talked about, well, you know what...I took the silly string and well...put it you know where...But the can broke... So I went to plan B...That didn't work either....but I didn't forget...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Can I take this thing off my finger now? It is starting to hurt...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. RoadRash
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!! No kidding... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. RoadRash
    yes, Vinyl is sexier but if you put it on a penguin it will cease to be sexy and probably force me to become a nun. Holy shit man...stop the madness...you are turning skychicks into nuns!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Nice tux...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Good thing you mentioned your wife, otherwise I was gonna have to ask if you were featured on the Female Shemale quiz....Phew....... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Hello Acid, how are you today? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. RoadRash
    You like gummy bears too? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. RoadRash
    Happy Birthday ACME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Now go get plastered!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. RoadRash
    Oh...you mean ALL kinds of frustrations huh? ......Gimme a call sometime... ~R+R...I'm always in the market for a new punching bag....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. RoadRash
    ARE YOU CALLING ME A COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? YOU @#$% @#$*( %$@)($@ %)(*#!*%& $() $%)(@*&$))(%(_*&%^%*$(@ (#$*( %*(@#$&$@)(*$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phew...now I feel much better...... ~R+R.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. RoadRash
    ...... Just for you Weegegirl! ~R+R...Too bad I'm not PMSing...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. RoadRash
    Careful what you say because I guarantee you that if you Googled that there would be several web sites for it and a following of people willing to watch OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're right...I should have said...: "I'll have someone else shove my change up your asshole, while I watch with a video camera." ...... That works...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. RoadRash
    You bet I thought about it...I was itchin'...and it was bitchin'....... ~R+R...I'm Gellin' like a Fellon now...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...