RoadRash

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  1. Maybe because the guys helped us out with this they might want to see us roll around in the mud together too... I like mud on my breast.. it feels good. Remember that little mud party we had together... *sigh* memories.. I think we can share TheAnvil's belly we can also switch sides... I'm better on the right side but you may be too, and I want to make my Robyn sweet buddy just as happy as I will be to rub Vinny's belly.
  2. Maybe because the guys helped us out with this they might want to see us roll around in the mud together too... I like mud on my breast.. it feels good. Remember that little mud party we had together... *sigh* memories.. I think we can share TheAnvil's belly we can also switch sides... I'm better on the right side but you may be too, and I want to make my Robyn sweet buddy just as happy as I will be to rub Vinny's belly.
  3. Ahhhhhhhhhhh...dessert...... ~R+R...I miss my dessert...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. ::sniff, sniff::, ::wipes away tear::...I'm sure the boys can figure out a way to mix Vodka in along with some bubbles of some sort... Strawberry sounds good...... ~R+R...Maybe we can share the belly? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. Would Jello fighting be worth it...can be decide a winner with Jello? What's your favorite flavor? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. You are just jealous...'cause I don't have to brag about my belly-rubbin' skills...... And anyway...I can't help that you are resorting to 3 year old name calling techniques to try and prove that your belly rubs are better... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. Cherry...? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. Turtle, you just wanna see two nekkid chicks playing around in Jello... It depends, what flavor? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You bombastic simpleton belly stealing, floor of a taxi-cab sniffing...beer swilling, wanna be belly-rubbin' extroadinaire...! I have the skills baby, you are just all talk...! Yeah...I know how to suck...but you just blow! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. Exsqueeze me? Baking Powder?!? The gorilla sure ain't complainin'...and neither is Vinny...... Honey, my middle name right behind Kinkmaster is RubMaster...I rub with the best of them...my rubs make the bellies keep commin' back for more... TheAnvil appreciates my "experience" and likes my techniques...more than he can say for you...... ~R+R...So ha!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. What DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooooooooooooooooh...you're just jealous 'cause my pimpin' services are in high demand...! I think we all know who the BIOTCH is...with a capital B...and it sure as hell isn't me! The belly calls my name......and begs to be serviced... ~R+R...Rub until your heart's content...I still got the skills to make it happy....... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. And - and - you have to do 3 jello shots after every 30 second round. These rounds will last more than 30 seconds...make them 30 minutes...and you're on! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. SAY WHAT!?! I'll call you missy, Little Miss, Miss Meanie...or whatever the hell I wanna say! I be spazzin' but only to beat your butt! Vinny has a belly with my name on it...! You just don't know how to rub it the right way......So ha...! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. Well, at least I don't have white chipmunk teeth...and he wants me to send him "bath salts"...I guess salt is more important than grapes......Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Little missy...put up those puny dukes damnit! (And Turtle stay out of this...I'm not referring to the Dukes of Hazard damnit!) You are just too afraid to be put in color...that's what scares you dearie! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? He says you are neglecting the belly...Lany, you are asking for it... The belly cannot be neglected, it must have regular rubs...IT'S MINE! You want it...you gotta fight for it, honey! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Yeah, PlayThing, you heard me...it's MINE! I call it...that Buddha is mine to rub...I gots dibs...... Otherwise...put up your dukes! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! Good point...when I have phone sex...I call it_______ Yeah, like I'm gonna tell the entire world...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. Hey, I play the flute! Oops...reread that......Never mind...... ~R+R...Oh, what beautiful music I make...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. Exactly, it means you drink more than a few bottles of Champagne before passing out...... But that's just my definition, what's yours? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. RoadRash

    High/Low

    Low: I was in a pretty terrible car crash last Sunday...and totalled my car... High: All this week, I have had wonderful friends who have made me laugh and let me cry and have helped me heal my wounds...Thank You from the bottom of my heart...
  21. Honey, you were supposed to agree with me and make it sound like you did it on purpose...not that you are drunk and can't type!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. Ok, what's a luchs? Is it some form of higher drunkard I'm not aware of?!? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. Lisa rocks...!!!!!!!!!! Wish you the best of luck in your move!
  24. Well, my nickname for quite some time was: The Lush... Does that count? ~R+R...I'm pretty much a former lush though...occasionally, my lushiness comes out...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. And he'll have get the proper jewelry to complete the ensemble. It's all about accessories. OMG! How did you know chopchop and I play dress up?? .... Everyone knows......that's why we all want to help...... ~R+R...I just got your Yahoo! messages...I will have to "assist" again later today...an idea is forthcoming...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...