RoadRash
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Poor Vinny, someone needs a belly rub...... ...
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Get the Premier Membership and you get the nifty star......And become one of the special people of DZ.com... ~R+R...YAYYYYYYYYYY!!! Nudie pics!!!!! I'm soooo happy! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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OMG girl...you crack me up!!!!! ~R+R...Seen any ribbons laying around? I need some luvin' .. and I'm still drunk from last night... oh look! a prettty ribbon!
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A lot of times I hear a certain reason repeated from married women. "It wasn't really cheating because I knew the relationship was over. I had told him and we were just waiting to file the paperwork." Just after I got divorced, I worked at a large corp office. I got propositioned by bored married women about once a month. Just "an afternoon at the Red Roof Inn, no strings". They liked their life, kids, car, home, and even their husband. They were just bored with the "same old" in bed. I'm also sure they weren't just asking me. I already had enough drama, stress, paranoia, and stupidity in my life though. Smart man...
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Just admit that you liked the nudie pics and ask to take some in person......Then send them to me......I need some inspiration...... ~R+R...How was your night out? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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OMG girl...you crack me up!!!!! ~R+R...Seen any ribbons laying around? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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My guess is because deep down inside they know it's wrong and would rather not expose themselves and be flamed. I would have to say that is the best answer to her question...who would want to admit to being an adulterer? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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NO! I refuse... ~R+R...Bite me...but not too hard...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I agree wholeheartedly...I would never sleep with a married man. PERIOD! And yes, I have been propositioned by a married man before...I told him off immediately and informed him that the tan line from his ring was quite visible...... Unfortunately, there are people out there who would stoop so low as to sleep with someone who is married...As someone else said...End one, then start another...First things first...Everything else is just excuses...... However...this does not touch on "open" relationships...that is a different story...I am referring to marriages that are completely monogamous... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I'll bet I have my ways of uping the demand......But I'll never tell... ~R+R...You hairy turtle you...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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HELL NO!!!!!!!!! You are the most expensive ho I have!!!!!! The only way I am gonna make some money... Anyway...you are my third ho...so $3.00 is rather fitting...... ~R+R...Lower prices...bah! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Never... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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You sick bastard...killing all those kittens....!!!!!!!!!!! For shame...... You are supposed to be getting paid you $3.00 ho you!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you aren't getting any sleep...you're supposed to be getting sex...! ::walks away in a huff:: ::mumbles::...Lousy-good-for-nuthin' hos...::mumbles:: ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ok, I'm diggin' the tie...! You two look soooo cute! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Cheeky...... ~R+R...I like the thong...it's purdy... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Not lately, how about you? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ok, the word of the day is definitely "BOINK"... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I don't think that's quite legal, unfortunately Um - sure it is - It's just a picture right? Well, I guess there are circumstances that would make it illegal, but I think for the most part - it's perfectly within the law - but I have been wrong before. You just wanna see some ass...with a thong in it...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's freakin' hilarious...I would have sex...a lot of it...then go on a buying spree... Actually...I would just want to hang out with good friends and family...maybe even catch a movie...
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If I am gonna get my "Cox", I want it to the "Max"...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Whoa...... ~R+R...Puttin' the Kink in the Kinkmaster...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What are you trying to do? Get this moved over to Speaker's Corner...? ~R+R...Geeze... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ummm...yeah......No... You see, jrgskyjump? You can't just lay it out there like that....you have to be smoooove. You have to step up and say, Hey, RoadRash, Pookie-baby....my boink is fierce! Oooooooooh baby...I love it when you call me Pookie...and I'll bet your boink is FIERCE...!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... ~R+R...I would be lucky to boink with Kris anyday...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ummm...yeah......No... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Boink....ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! OMG....Boink...That cracks me the f*ck up...... Good grief...Boink.......I can't stop laughing... If someone said to me that I would be lucky to "boink" them...I would point and laugh....... ~R+R...LOL...Boink...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...